PAUL MILES
Jul 29, 2019
3 minutes
IT’S THE BIKE SHOW SEASON! UP AND DOWN THE country, village hall caretakers are desperately trying to render their wooden floors oil-proof, before dozens of clunky, incontinent old motorcycles descend upon them for the annual local show.
Bits of cardboard boxes are cut up and distributed to the exhibitors, most of whom have chosen to completely ignore the regulations stating that tanks have to be drained and batteries removed before being displayed.
No village hall? No problem, we’ll use that patch of grass, ta. I wonder why
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