BILL ELLIOTT

“The European Tour has to swallow the fact it’s a feeder tour for the American circuit”

I met a bloke in a pub the other evening. Big chap, small beard, medium drinker, you know the sort. Standing at the bar we fell into conversation – incidentally, why do we ‘fall’ into conversation or, indeed, ‘fall’ into bed? Sometimes we do the latter after ‘falling in love’.

Whatever the answer to that poser, my new acquaintance posed an