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MEDICAL ADVICE

A SWEET old lady telephoned the hospital. “Hello, is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” she asked.

“I’ll be glad to help, dear,” said the hospital receptionist. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”

The old lady, in her weak, tremulous voice, said, “Annie Grey, room 253.”

“Sure, let me put you

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