Borderlands 3
$69 | PS4, PC, Xbox | https://borderlands.com
BORDERLANDS 3 IS a very mixed bag of a game, a game with long, earnest quests about how darn good coffee is, punctuated by gore and gun violence. Borderlands 3 walks by dog poop, points at it, and laughs, and then sets it on fire. Borderlands 3 stays up until 11:30pm drinking Coke and googling crass Flash animations, taking detailed notes.
It’s stuck in the late ‘00s, when surface level vulgarity was enough to qualify as edgy – is seriously obsessed with turds – and when the series was first conceived. It’s stuck
