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    Zombies vs. Unicorns
    Zombies vs. Unicorns
    Zombies vs. Unicorns
    Audiobook11 hours

    Zombies vs. Unicorns

    Written by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier

    Narrated by Ellen Grafton, Nick Podehl, Kate Rudd and

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    Justine Larbalestier says that zombies are our own walking deaths. Funny, grim, and terrifying, they cannot be escaped. Unicorns are sparkly and pastel and fart rainbows.

    Holly Black says that unicorns are healers, arbiters of justice, and, occasionally, majestic man-killers. Zombies drool and shed and probably carry diseases.

    Some of today’s finest writers have chosen their side, creating dazzling stories about both creatures. So listen on, and decide for yourself:

    Are you Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?

    Team Unicorn: edited by Holly Black
    Featuring authors Kathleen Duey, Meg Cabot, Garth Nix, Margo Lanagan, Naomi Novik, and Diana Peterfreund

    Team Zombie: edited by Justine Larbalestier
    Featuring authors Libba Bray, Alaya Dawn Johnson, Cassandra Clare, Maureen Johnson, Carrie Ryan, and Scott Westerfeld

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateSep 21, 2010
    ISBN9781441889263
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    Holly Black

    Holly Black is the #1 New York Times bestselling and award-winning author of speculative and fantasy novels, short stories, and comics. She has been a finalist for an Eisner and a Lodestar Award, and the recipient of the Mythopoeic and Nebula Awards and a Newbery Honor. She has sold over twenty-six million books worldwide, and her work has been translated into over thirty languages and adapted for film. She currently lives in New England with her husband and son in a house with a secret library. Visit her at BlackHolly.com.

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    • 5/5
      Loved this book!!! I am Team Zombie, but I did really love Naomi Novik's Unicorn story. A couple of stories are mildly disturbing, but that is to be expected. Overall, it was a great idea and I loved listening to all the stories. I would definitely recommend this book!
    • 4/5
      I enjoyed some of the zombie stories, but I think I have to be team Unicorn!
      However, I really disliked most of the narrators. I found them obnoxious.
      But this anthology is wacky, sometimes dark, and often full of humor. I had it on my shelf for years, I am glad I finally picked it up. It is a great read for spring time.
    • 4/5
      After careful review of all of these stories and despite a strong showing by Team Zombie, I proudly declare myself Team Unicorn! This collection proves once and for all that unicorns are not sparkly, cuddly and girly, but are awesome! And BTW, killer unicorns rock!This was a strong collection of short stories with either a zombie or unicorn theme. Loved the little introductions at the beginning of each story, where Holly and Justine made their pro-zombie/pro-unicorn arguements. Nice touch, and very funny!The stories alternate between zombie and unicorn, and there's a helpful icon above each title in case you want to read only one theme. But even if you're firmly in one camp or the other, I think you'll miss out if you don't read all of the stories, as there are some real winners in this collection!
    • 3/5
      This book is full of good fun and is definitely worth reading.
    • 3/5
      As a collection of short stories - half about zombies and half about unicorns - this book is actually pretty entertaining. The question is posed before the short stories about which side you are on. With my boots always firmly in the zombie camp, I figured the contest was a no brainer. Imagine my surprise when, by the end of the book, all of my favorite stories were unicorn. The best in the anthology, imho, is Diana Peterfreund's "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Unicorn" which sounds ridiculous, starts out ridiculous, but ends up something else all together. I instantly wanted a larger story, and was pleased to find out that Peterfreund has other books about the same material. I also really enjoyed "Princess Prettypants" by Meg Cabot - it's worth reading for the riding-a-unicorn-into-a-highschool-party scene alone. On the zombie side, I enjoyed "Inoculata" by Scott Westerfield, but was otherwise unimpressed with most of the tales.If the entire collection was up to the writing and storytelling that Peterfreund accomplished, I would have rated the book a lot higher. Unfortunately, some of these stories are mere stuffing inbetween the good bits.
    • 4/5
      This was a really good, entertaining anthology. The banter of the editors is great reading alone! "The Highest Justice" by Garth Nix was a story about an invisible unicorn who kills bad people. "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Alaya Dawn Johnson, about a person with a prion disorder who is driven to murder and cannibalism (from the point of view of the murderer, yet amazingly sympathetic) was probably the best story in the whole book. I am going to look up more of her work. "Purity Test" by Naomi Novik was funny:"What does being a virgin have to do with opposable thumbs?" she said."Nothing!" The unicorn said. "But will anyone else in the herd listen to me? Of course not! They go off and grab the first thirteen-year-old who coos at them, and then it's all, 'Their purity will lead the way,' blah, blah, blah. Lead the way to a whole bunch of dead baby unicorns, maybe. I want a little more competence in my heroine.""I'm drunk and sleeping on a bench in Central Park," Allison said. "That meets your criteria?""Bougainvillea" by Carrie Ryan is about a girl whose father rules Curacao after the zombie uprising, keeping zombies off the island and everyone safe. Not everyone appreciates his rule, though. This was another favorite, with a great ending that I didn't anticipate but loved all the same. "A Thousand Flowers" by Margo Lanagan was rather unremarkable, and, in the end, rather icky, and I'd really rather not think more of it. "The Children of the Revolution" by Maureen Johnson was just as unremarkable and icky, but with a funnier ending. "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn" by Diana Peterfreund was the reason I bought this book. It was great, but to me it really read as a tag for her series. I am not certain it would function well as a stand-alone to someone who had not read the books first. However, there was talk of it over on the hugo_recommend livejournal, so it had to speak to someone (also, talk of a Campbell Award, which confused me, since Peterfreund's first book came out in 2007 so I thought she'd be ineligible). "Inoculata" by Scott Westerfeld was good but not great. I think it really spoke to how kids are always selfish in the end, which is something I just don't believe. It was well-written, though. "Princess Prettypants" by Meg Cabot was another fave. About a girl who gets a unicorn for a birthday present and how it changes her life for the better. "Cold Hands" by Cassandra Clare was a really good story about a town cursed with zombies and thus cut off from the rest of the world contained within a murder mystery. I am rather torn over "The Third Virgin" by Kathleen Duey. It was not pleasant, but I don't think the author meant it to be. It was, however, a bit too long to sustain the uncomfortable feeling and at times got draggy and, at other times, confusing. I am still not certain what the feelings and intentions of the narrator are, which is odd for a story told entirely in the head of one person (being?). "Prom Night" by Libba Bray closes out the anthology, but I am not sure it is on a good note. The story felt like a small part of a much larger world that I just didn't get. It may need to be more of a novella to really get the "how" and "why" information in there, or some editing so that the reader no longer cares.In all, though, a very strong anthology. Worth picking up for "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Alaya Dawn Johnson, "Bougainvillea" by Carrie Ryan, "Princess Prettypants" by Meg Cabot, and "Cold Hands" by Cassandra Clare.
    • 5/5
      This book gets five stars just for its premise: an anthology of short fiction alternating between two of the coolest things on the planet -- zombies and unicorns! Though the banter between the anthology's two editors in-between each story urged me to choose a side, I'm not able to make such a choice. I found all of the stories entertaining in one way or another. This is mostly thanks to editors Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) getting pretty much all the coolest writers in Young Adult fiction today to contribute a story to this collection. Personal highlights from Team Unicorn were Margo Lanagan's "A Thousand Flowers" and Diana Peterfreund's "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn." Personal highlights from Team Zombie were Alaya Dawn Johnson's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" and Libba Bray's "Prom Night." This was a very awesome read & I'm so happy it exists in this world. Hurrah!
    • 3/5
      Zombies vs. Unicorns is an incredibly fun and unique anthology. Editors Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) set out to answer the age-old question of which is better: zombies or unicorns? The stories in this anthology alternate between these two supernatural creatures, spinning them in wonderful creative, original directions. Killer unicorns? Romantic zombies? Why not? This anthology is packed with fun surprises, originality and sharp, crisp writing. The stories are all of consistently good quality, perhaps not surprising since the author list features some of the most popular young adult authors, including Carrie Ryan (The Forest of Hands and Teeth), Cassandra Clare (The Mortal Instruments), Scott Westerfeld (Uglies), Libba Bray (The Sweet Far Thing), Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries), Diana Peterfreund (Killer Unicorns), and more! As usual, I will only review in detail those stories which particularly caught my eye, so the following is is not representative of the entire anthology, but I personally felt that these stories were of particular note:Love Will Tear Us Apart by Alaya Dawn Johnson is an unexpected zombie romance story that is both original and sweet. Grayson is only partially a zombie: he was captured and experimented on, and the zombie virus has only partly infected his brain. He can pass as a normal teenager, but he still craves brains, so he travels around the country luring his victims into the woods and eating them. All of this changes, however, when he meets Jack. For the first time Grayson is torn, because he's found someone he likes so much that he doesn't want to kill him. The other complication is that Jack's father is an ex-CIA agent, who has been training his son to be the world's most efficient zombie slayer. This is a very lovely story, interspersed with pop culture and literary references, song lyrics, and lines from famous poems. It is a study in contrasts between the gruesome acts of violence Grayson is capable of and the sweetness of his growing love for Jack. It's also quite funny. The story is somewhat marred by Johnson's bizarre choice of second-person POV, but it's enjoyable reading nonetheless.Maureen Johnson's The Children of the Revolution is a very funny new spin on the origins of the zombie virus. In Johnson's world, it starts out as a celebrity fad(!). This hilarious story pokes fun at celebrity diets, religions and publicity stunts. Sofie is a poor university student who gets a summer job babysitting for a famous actress, but her brood of adopted children seem decidedly odd and unhealthy. Is it simply the eccentricity of the rich and famous? Sofie knows that the actress follows a bizarre new religious cult that includes strange diets and belief in overcoming death, but things become steadily creepier and more sinister.The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn by Diana Peterfreund gives a dramatic twist to the legendary creature. In Peterfreund's story, unicorns have been rediscovered in the modern world as an endangered species, but the they aren't the gentle creatures of myth; they're bloodthirsty man-eating killers! Peterfreund has a series of young adult novels set in this universe, but this story works perfectly well on its own and is very enjoyable. Wen's cousins were killed by a unicorn attack. She miraculously escaped because she is one of the very few people who can control the creatures - she is a virgin and a descendant of Alexander the Great. Wen keeps this a secret, but she struggles with the "evil" she perceives as tainting her soul, and her terror of the unicorn returning to finish her off. This could be incredibly silly, but Peterfreund's confidant writing pulls us in and makes the tale of killer unicorns believable and frightening. When Wen rescues a baby unicorn and starts to care for it in secret, she tortures herself over the ethics of her decision, and the danger she is placing her loved ones in. I could have done without all the heavy handed religious angst (does God want her to kill the unicorn? Is she disobeying God's plan by letting it live? Is God testing her?) but overall this was easily one of the strongest stories in the collection.Scott Westerfeld's Inoculata takes place in a post-zombie-apocalypse landscape. A group of survivors exist in the confines of a high-security farm, the zombie menace crowding the gates and growing each day. The adults are content to dig their heels in and stay in the relative safety of the farm, but their children feel they should run while they still can. One day Allison finds her crush, Kalyn, standing dangerously close to the fence. Kalyn is beautiful and enigmatic, with her long black dress and ash-smudge makeup, and Allison is completely drawn to her. Allison's emotions are beautifully portrayed, and drew me into the world and her story. Kalyn has a big secret, and a plan that will alter the world for the kids living in the farm forever. This story leaves me wanting to read more about the characters and their world. It feels like it could have (should have?) been the opening chapter to a novel-length adventure. Still a very good read.All in all this is a very fun collection with diverse appeal. Expect to see zombies and unicorns treated in unusual and unexpected ways, and a healthy mixture of humor and chills. I also appreciated the inclusion of stories featuring gay and lesbian characters. Recommended for teens.
    • 5/5
      Remember how I reviewed saying Geektastic was my favorite anthology? Well, I lied because Zombies vs. Unicorns blows it out of the water. Maybe it’s just because I love YA and maybe it’s just because there’s something magical about having Holly Black for an editor. Regardless, one of the bookstores I frequent put it on sale ten days before the release date (!) so you can imagine how excited I was to snag an early copy. Each story opened with Holly and Justine (Team Unicorn and Team Zombie respectively) arguing (read: bickering) over the merits of their sides. The debates were an entertaining segway into the subject matter of each contribution and, like I did with Geektastic, I’m going to try to give a brief opinion of each story in the anthology.“The Highest Justice” by Garth Nix: This was a lackluster opening to a great anthology. Pretty boring, relatively short, and not especially memorable. It did feature a zombie and a unicorn though it was undoubtedly a Team Unicorn story. In the end though, the unicorn was just a convenient plot device rather than a focal point of the story like one would expect from an author trying to up the merits of the incessant creatures. “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Alaya Dawn Johnson: Okay, I might be biased when I say that this story was awesome because the author appealed to something I’ve always wanted to see: gay zombie love. No kidding. I think I started clapping a few pages into it. My biases aside, it was an interesting, well-written story and it deserves commendation. I’ll definitely be on the lookout for more stuff by Alaya Dawn Johnson. “Purity Test” by Naomi Novik: A solid effort from Team Unicorn. The story itself was quite funny and well-written. I only have one complaint which was the constant allusions to the background of the main character that were never expanded on. “Bougainvillea” by Carrie Ryan: I loved The Forest of Hands and Teeth so I had high expectations from Carrie Ryan’s zombie story. You’ll be happy to hear that she did not fail to deliver. I thought I was going to rip my hair out at the end of the story since it looked like it was going to take a nasty turn but the author averted my expectations in the best possible way. I now cannot wait to get my hands on The Dead-Tossed Waves. “A Thousand Flowers” by Margo Lanagan: One of the weakest in the collections. The ending left me saying, “Huh?” Not that it’s a confusing story—it’s quite readable but it seems like it was just thrown together without any rhyme or reason. The subject matter is also something TVTropes would list under Fridge Horror.“The Children of the Revolution” by Maureen Johnson: This story is a perfect example of why I love Maureen Johnson so much. Her contribution to Team Zombie is stunningly original. It’s creepy but it’s also pervaded with Maureen’s own special brand of off-beat humor. “The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn” by Diane Peterfund: Without a doubt my favorite in the Team Unicorn collection (which is most likely due to the fact that, as the title suggests, the unicorns are killers). But it’s a well thought out story a well-developed main character that spends time thinking of the consequences and morality of her actions. The premise is also quite original.“Inoculata” by Scott Westerfeld: This one didn’t leave as much of an impression on me as the first three zombie stories, though I did like it. It’s also the second story in the anthology to display a homosexual romance, this time of the f/f variety. Again, zombies and LGBT love—how could I not enjoy it? “Princess Prettypants” by Meg Cabot: This one was cute and worth the read—probably my second favorite Team Unicorn and the collection. It was amongst the more “brain candy”-ish reads in the collection: it featured a traditional pop culture unicorn which had the same sort of plot device feel as the first story, though for a much more entertaining outcome. It was a story that you could root for. Probably my only complaint would be that homeschooled character seemed like a caricature.“Cold Hands” by Cassandra Clare: I was disappointed in this story after Clare’s awesome contribution to Geektastic. It wasn’t especially entertaining and there were quite a few holes in the story’s logic. Undoubtedly my least favorite from Team Zombie. “The Third Virgin” by Kathleen Duey: This one was just bordering on ‘okay’. It was an interesting concept but I couldn’t get over the unicorn’s ungodly whining. Honestly, I don’t have much to say about this one. “Prom Night” by Libba Bray: I love you, Libba Bray. You never fail to disappoint and this is why you are my number one favorite YA author. This one was a traditional zombie story that’s been gifted with a chilling atmosphere. I felt the desolation as I was reading. It hit the head of what a zombie story is supposed to be beyond anything else—creepy. So, you know where I stand but how about you? The official release is today and I urge you to go out and get a copy for yourself. So which side are you rooting for?
    • 4/5
      This was a nice variety of interesting, thought-provoking stories and odd, twisted, disgusting stories. My favorites were Naomi Novik's "Purity Test," Diama Peterfreund's "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Unicorn," Cabot's "Princess Prettypants" (much better than it sounds from the title, a regular and satisfying Cabot story,) and Cassandra Clare's "Cold Hands."
      All in all, I am definetly team unicorn. This has been a good introduction to new authors, though, and I'll definetly be checking some of them out more thoroughly.
    • 5/5
      So, look at the dates--I devoured this book. Precisely for the reasons I picked it up in the first place...the fabulous premise, and the spectacular lineup of authors.

      I didn't love every story, of course, but I don't think I've ever loved every story in any anthology. I liked them all, though, and I did love some of them. That's a tricky enough task, though, and enough to get it five stars from me.

      I especially enjoyed the running debate between editors Holly Black and Justine Larbelestier as they defended their respective teams (Team Unicorn and Team Zombie, respecectively) in the introduction to each story. I think this book must have been as much fun to put together as it was to read.
    • 4/5
      A friend lent this book to me years back (actually, I should check if it was lent or given...) Anyway, it's a light quick read and the stories are entertaining and pretty even throughout. They switch back and forth between stories about zombies and stories about unicorns. Not all the unicorns are nice...in fact, most aren't. Not all the zombies are just out to eat brains (most are though). I think the only real shortcoming was the conversations between Black and Larblestier cheering on zombie or unicorn to introduce each story. Their shtick just didn't add anything and in the cases where a story coming up was particularly dark, their joking about cheering for their respective "team" set the wrong mood before wading in.
    • 2/5
      It was ok. I only really enjoyed about half of the stories. Cassandra Clare's and Meg Cabot's were the best. There also was one story that I enjoyed but it ended really suddenly and with no real conclusion which I hated. The best parts were the banter between Holly and Justine in the introduction and at the beginning of each chapter. If I had to choose I think I'd have to say the zombies won!
    • 3/5
      Like many collections, the quality of stories in Zombies vs. Unicorns varied considerably. A few stood out as particularly well-written glimpses into an alternate world. Others, and these were in the majority, were more or less forgettable. The editorial framing device was cute, but it wasn't enough to make a meme war between zombies and unicorns a thing, or to convince me that it ever was. 
    • 4/5
      First: Team Zombie, OBVIOUSLY! But unicorns weren't too crappy, either. As always, some stories are better than others. But then again, some are great. I'm kinda starting to grow to like short stories, it appears. This battle, for instance, could not have been made without them. So hooray for short stories and coming up with a purpose for them!
    • 4/5
      Some great, some funny, some so-so.
    • 4/5
      I sometimes have a very hard time with short story collections. Mostly because there are always a couple of stories that really just kind of suck. But there wasn't a single story that sucked here. Were there ones I liked more then others, absolutely but really there was no bad here. I also loved the banter between each story. It was funny and I felt like they offered good ways to think about zombies and unicorns and their history. Each story is labeled as either Unicorn or zombie so only have to read your side if you want. But I strongly reccommend reading it all because there is no bad here.

      Unfortunately I was not able to pick a side having liked Unicorn and Zombie stories equally. My favorite zombie stories were Cold Hands by Cassandra Clare and and Prom Night by Libba Bray. My favorite unicorn stories were Princess Prettypants by Meg Cabot and The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn by Diana Peterfund.
    • 4/5
      Stories: I really enjoyed reading all of the stories - some more than others - but overall they were pretty good and convincing. Even though they were all either about zombies or unicorns, they all showed the different aspects of the two topics. Each unicorn story represented the unicorn in a different way; some unicorns were killers, others healers, some "rainbow-farting unicorns". The same thing goes for the zombies; some were man-eating monsters, others just people trapped in their own heads with no way out. Overall, they were all interesting and unique, but my favorites would definitely have to be Purity Test by Naomi Novik (Team Unicorn), The Children of the Revolution by Maureen Johnson (Team Zombie), The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn by Diana Peterfreund (Team Unicorn), Cold Hands by Cassandra Clare (Team Zombie) and Prom Night by Libba Bray (Team Zombie). There were also some (Inoculata, Cold Hands, Prom Night) that would be awesome if they were expanded into series or just into longer stories. These ones kept me wanting more and wondering what would happen next. Dialogue: The commentary before each story was hilarious and very useful. The information that was given really helped me understand the stories better or they were just fun, interesting facts about both of the topics. Cover: I love how the picture of the zombie and the unicorn are all you need to figure out what the title is and what the book is about. It basically says it all without really doing anything. Overall Impression: Team Zombie!
    • 4/5
      The conceit is Team Unicorn and Team Zombie; the result is nearly all highly enjoyable stories of adventure and horror, not all of them correlated with the creature you might first think. Alaya Dawn Johnson’s Love Will Tear Us Apart, for example, is a zombie love story, while Kathleen Duey’s The Third Virgin is unicorn horror. Naomi Novik’s Purity Test is a charming unicorn-in-the-big-city story, and Scott Westerfeld’s Inoculata manages to meld YA rebellion with zombies: evolution as metaphor for growing up. Other authors include Garth Nix, Margo Lanagan, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Cassandra Clare, and Libba Bray, who ends the volume on an elegiac note.
    • 2/5
      Still not a fan of short stories. There were a couple of good ones, but for the most part not worth my time to read.
    • 3/5
      This anthology doesn’t literally pit zombies against unicorns, but instead has half of its stories featuring zombies and the other half featuring unicorns. It’s an interesting enough premise, enough to get me to read, however, by and large, the stories left me ambivalent. Like most anthologies there was some good and some not so good stories. Overall, however, I felt the stories generally lacked any real bite (no pun intended). Perhaps they were aimed for a younger audience, but I was left a little underwhelmed by it all. A prime example of this is Meg Cabot’s story “Princess Prettypants.” I would have preferred the stories to have a bit more of an edge to them even if it was intended for more of a YA audience. It seemed as if the stories were more going for laughs than chills and thrills. With all of that said, there were some decent stories in the anthology that were worth listening to.Carl Alves – author of Reconquest: Mother Earth
    • 4/5
      Having always been extremely anti zombie, I wasn't sure I'd like Zombies vs. Unicorns. As Justine Larbalestier, one of the editors says, zombies represent the unremitting inevitability of death, a story about which is as entertaining as that statement. Which means, some people will think it very interesting while I think that as long as one is living one should either enjoy life or try to find out how to do so - putting me squarely in Holly Black's unicorn camp. To my surprise all the zombie stories except one (Bougainvillea - a rather typical offering of its type) were as entertaining as all the unicorn stories - very. I especially liked the humor, the fluidity of gender and the fresh take on both ideas.
    • 4/5
      Zombies vs. Unicorns is a showdown between two mythical creatures as hosted by Justine Larbalestier and Holly Black and meant to assist the reader in determining whether they are on Team Zombie or Team Unicorn. The stories are by well known writers from the fantasy genre, Libba Bray, Naomi Novik and Garth Nix, just to mention a few. This is a head on battle, alternating creature stories in an all out bid to take top honors. The winner? The reader, of course.I went into this a firm Team Zombie member as I have an aversion to the sweet, sparkly mythical unicorns that seem to litter little girls dreams, and although overall I probably preferred more of the zombie tales, let me tell you, in most cases the unicorns in this book were far from the sickly sweet, rainbow farting ones that I was expecting. Some of these unicorns were truly ass-kicking monsters!As in all short story collections, some of the stories appealed to me more than others. My top favorites were Princess Prettypants by Meg Cabot, Bougainvillea by Carrie Ryan, Inoculata by Scott Westerfeld and the hilarious send-up Children of the Revolution by Maureen Johnson. I had a lot of fun reading this book and the dialogue between Holly and Justine before each story only added to my pleasure. This is a great way to dip your toe into both zombie and unicorn infested waters as well as introducing yourself to some very intriguing authors.
    • 4/5
      Not a brilliant collection of short stories featuring zombies and unicorns. The rational is that Holly and Justine find one or the other 'easier' or 'better' to write about as parallels for the human condition, and have persuaded a collection of authors to submit short stories for consideration. In terms of the actual stories published then the zombies win, they are generally better stories than any of the unicron submissions. But I think that may be an artifact of the authors chosen, because I know that Stephen Donaldon's unicorn short story beats any of these as a tale. None of them were particularly brilliant. Modern unicorns and traditional zombies. A few slightly interesting takes on the unicorn's powers but again nothing particularly noteworthy. Lots of darker unicorns - very few had the full nobility aspect to them, which I think was probably deliberate, but doesn't really work unless you do have something to contrast it with. DItto for the zombies with unexplained emotions etc.The author's banter introducing each tale was just tedious filler without any redeeming merit. They didn't even discuss the story or why they'd chosen that particular author.
    • 4/5
      This was a solid anthology. Of course, it was a mixed bag-- but most of the authors succeeded. I think I ended up on Team Unicorn, though.
    • 4/5
      I'm not always a fan of short stories. I don't like how they always end just as things are getting good. Despite that, I greatly enjoyed this anthology, edited by two authors who had a feud about which is cooler: zombies or unicorns? So each story is either a zombie story or a unicorn story. Highlights include a nanny hired to look after the zombie children of a famous actress that sounds an awful lot like Angelina Jolie, a town that is terrorized by evil, killer unicorns, and so much more. Each was so good, I can't decide on a winner.
    • 4/5
      Review courtesy of Dark Faerie Tales.Quick & Dirty: This was a hilarious read. You have the scary, yet misunderstood zombies, and then you have the legendary, beautiful unicorns, where can you go wrong?Opening Sentence: Since the dawn of time one question has dominated all others: Zombies or Unicorns?The Review: Are you Team Unicorn or Team Zombie? This anthology is filled with stories about some of our favorite paranormal creature’s: unicorns and zombies. It has been a long heated discussion between Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier about which creature is better. So they decided to gather all their writing friends and put together this anthology that will help you decided which one is the superior race. Who will rein supreme in this epic competition only you the reader can decide.Holly Black is the captain for Team Unicorn, and she has gathered quite the street team. With members like Diana Peterfreund and Garth Nix how can she fail? The authors cover all the different aspects of the legendary creatures known as unicorns. In some of the stories the unicorn is a pure creature that can help to heal, but in another story it is a vicious killer that no one is able to stop. Another aspect of the creature is that it is a superior race compared to likes of kings and queens. In another it is a protector and is not something you want to mess with. The authors try to convince you that unicorns are way more interesting than zombies. If you like unicorns these stories will be perfect for you.Next we have Team Zombie lead by the fierce Justine Larbalestier. Her team consists of authors like Cassandra Clare, Meg Cabot, and Scott Westerfeld. Ranging from the vicious killers, to lovers they cover everything to do with zombies. Scary zombies are way more fun to kill than scary unicorns, and they are a way better villain. But are zombies only scary undead creatures? Of course not, they can also be the good guys, the love interest, or the crime solver. If you are a fan of zombies these stories will be totally awesome.For me, I will have to give the win to the Unicorns. I am fascinated by the mythological creatures and all the different skills that they posses. But Team Zombie also did a very good job as well. This is a really funny read. With every story you have an introduction by the two captains explaining why that story makes their creature the better choice. With some amazing authors and amazing topics how can you go wrong? If you are a zombie or unicorn fan I would highly recommend picking this one up, or if you are just looking for a fun entertaining read you would like it as well.Notable Scene:It isn’t a fake.I can tell the instant I’m inside the tent, though I can’t even see it yet. But it smells like last fall in here, the weird scent that at the time I thought was someone burning leaves, or plant matter rotting after the October rains.The interior of the tent looks like a museum gallery, with a dark, winding path snaking past individual exhibits that stand out like islands of amber red light in the gloom. Noah has already pilled Katey into a dark corner behind the sea serpent bones to make out. I can see them even better inside the blackened tent than I could in the glare of the midway.It’s the unicorn that does this to me. Its evil tingles along my nerve endings, waking them, turning them like a drug so that everything is clearer, stronger, slower.FTC Advisory: Margaret K. McElderry Books/Simon & Schuster provided me with a copy of Zombies Vs. Unicorns. No goody bags, sponsorships, “material connections,” or bribes were exchanged for my review.
    • 5/5
      So good. Normally, an anthology has AT LEAST three or four stories that I just don't like, but not a single one of these was awful. My favorites include "Children of the Revolution", "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn", "Princess Prettypants" (despite the atrocious homeschool stereotype), and "The Third Virgin".

      True, there were a few that weren't painfully awesome, but I loved each in its own special way, which is very very rare for an anthology.

      But then again, what more could I expect from a book about zombies AND unicorns.
    • 4/5
      My "VOYA" Rating: 4Q, 4PShort Story Cold Hands by Cassandra Clare (for Team Zombie)In this short story James and Adele have been in love since childhood. It is assumed they will be married one day and that James will take the position of Duke of Lychgate and Adele, a commoner, will become the Duchess. When one day James is in an accident Adele's world falls apart. Yet, she thinks there may be hope to see him again because in Lychgate zombies and humans live side by side. She hopes that James will return as a zombie.Clare does a great job at quickly building a world of zombies and humans living fairly harmoniously. Her writing is rather flawless and the humor is dark and wonderful. Her characters are likable and what little we know of them, we want to know more.
    • 5/5
      I started the first story 3 times before I could get past the first half. After that, I couldn't put this book down! The stories are interesting and funny (except for A Thousand Flowers...gah!), and I absolutely love it! The commentary is a little cheesy though, but it can be skipped :D