Audiobook6 hours
Taint: A Sexual Education Novel
Written by S. L. Jennings
Narrated by Sean Crisden
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
3.5/5
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About this audiobook
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now . . . who's first?Contains mature themes.
Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now . . . who's first?Contains mature themes.
Author
S. L. Jennings
S.L. Jennings is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of contemporary and paranormal romance, reality TV junkie, obsessive coffee drinker, and collector of crazy.
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Reviews for Taint
Rating: 3.7249999175 out of 5 stars
3.5/5
40 ratings3 reviews
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I know what you're thinking, based on the description, that the book seems like too much. Realistically it's not that bad. At first, Justice Drake is a bit douchy with his thoughts of women, however, like with any character it is because he doesn't know any different. He hasn't experienced something better to change his point of view. His record with wealthy, powerful women isn't the best, so naturally his views of them wouldn't be very high. So if you don't exactly like the way he's speaking about women, keep going. I have found that many people who don't seem to like the book stopped reading only a little way in. But like I said, don't stop. Keep going. It does get better. Especially once he starts to fall for one of the women that he is training.Ally is a great character. I really like her. Not wanting to spend time gossiping with the other housewives she slowly starts to befriend her instructor Mr. Drake. She's fun because of her approach to buddy up to Justice. She keeps things light and asks "would you rather" questions. Also, though she may eat what is considered socially acceptable for a person of her status, salads and other light diet foods, she loves junk food just like the rest of us. She is just a cool, down to earth character, and I think she is the perfect person to crack the tough nut that is Justice Drake. Overall, it was a great read, interesting storyline, wonderful relationship between the MC's, and a rather surprising ending. A definite must read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I loved this story. My only complaint is I would have liked a little more at the end. The news article was different, and a cute idea, but I wanted to know more about the couple and their HEA.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Three words: Fresh, crass, hot.
Expect to be left squirming.
I will not even remotely ruin this story. But I will tell you why I loved it. The approach is fresh, new and different. The sexual tension can be cut with a knife, and lasts most of the book. The author surprised me, congratulations.
I would strongly recommend any fan of romance/erotica to pick up this book.
Thank you S.L. Jennings, for a wonderful trip.