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    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails
    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails
    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails
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    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

    Written by Mike Stangle and Dave Stangle

    Narrated by Mike Stangle and Dave Stangle

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    SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX

    Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

    My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin’s wedding.

    We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night” and “stay under control.” Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable ‘does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!’ questions, we’d rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out…

    We’re both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained…love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times…raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys.…You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you.

    Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the “activity partners” section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin’s wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with—featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs—immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the “Internet famous.”

    In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and Dave insist there’s nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes you.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateMay 19, 2015
    ISBN9781442390324
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    Mike Stangle

    Mike Stangle and his brother, Dave, grew up outside Albany, New York. They now cause mayhem in New York City.

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      I personally found this book to be not quite my cup of tea. Funny at times, the book is basically the two brothers alternate writing each chapter and describe how amusingly insane both they and their lives are. Reading through the book, I was constantly wondering how much truth there was in all their tales. Although they say it's all true, you have to wonder how two apparently functioning alcoholics can do so much drugs, get into so many ridiculous "adventures", cause so much trouble, care so little about the future (or other people for that matter) and yet still apparently holding down full time jobs. Perhaps I misread something somewhere. This is a great book if you think your life is stale and boring and want to live vicariously through these two perpetual frat boys alcohol and drug-fueled escapades.