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    Muffin Top
    Muffin Top
    Muffin Top
    Audiobook8 hours

    Muffin Top

    Written by Avery Flynn

    Narrated by Brian Pallino and Savannah Peachwood

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    The only thing about me that’s a size zero is the filter on my mouth. I’ve got a big personality, a big rack, and a big number on the scale. And I’m perfectly fine with that.

    But when some random guy suggests I might not be eating alone if I’d ordered a salad instead of a hamburger I’m shocked silent, which is a feat, trust me.

    That brings us to one sexy fireman named Frankie Hartigan. He’s hot. He’s funny… And he’s just apologized for being late for our “date” then glared at the fat-shaming jerk. Next thing I know, he’s sitting down and ordering himself dinner.

    I have no problem telling him I don’t need a pity date…unless of course it’s to my high school reunion next week. Oops where did that last bit come from? And what do I do now that he’s said yes?!

    Because this is no make-over story, and I think Frankie is using me for something. I just have to figure out what…

    Each book in the Hartigans series is STANDALONE:
    *Butterface
    *Muffin Top

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateJan 15, 2019
    ISBN9781721366699
    Muffin Top
    Author

    Avery Flynn

    USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling romance author Avery Flynn has three slightly wild children, loves a hockey-addicted husband, and is desperately hoping someone invents the coffee IV drip. She lives with her family (including the dogs Gravy, Pepper, Tater Tot, and Eggnog, who are either sleeping or guarding the house from squirrels as well as the cat, Dwight, who is totally plotting world domination) outside of Washington, D.C. She loves to chat with readers. You can email her at avery@averyflynn.com and join her reader group, The Flynnbots, on Facebook! averyflynn.com

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    • 4/5
      4 stars. Regarding the female main character -if you listened to this book and asked why the hell didn’t she just go on a diet and exercise,then you have missed the whole point. If you questioned why she had low self-esteem, then you missed the whole point.m. Reviews are subjective. I liked the book.
    • 5/5
      As a very plus sized women who went through a lot of the same things Lucy did. (Extremely bullied and degraded) I match with her and this story. My husband was popular, fit, muscles when we met. He hadn’t dated a plus sized women before, I was so paranoid that he would find someone better. I bad mouthed myself so much. But he stopped letting me, and helped me gain confidence. We now have two kids, been together 11.5 years and been married for 4.5 years!!!!

      When I say I’m plus sized btw I’m talking over 300 lbs and over size 20

      Thank you for the amazing and very relatable book!!!

      2 people found this helpful

    • 1/5
      I do not recommend this book at all. The heroine is truly terrible.

      2 people found this helpful

    • 2/5
      It was nice if it wasn't for the constant downgrading and insecurities of Lucy herself. I felt that she was too insecure about her body and mentioning it almost every single time. Would have love to read more body positivity.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 1/5
      My head hurts from rolling my eyes so many times! Don't waste your valuable time.

      1 person found this helpful