Vern is an outlaw film critic and author of the books 'Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal' and 'Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer!: Writings On Bruce Willis, Badass...view moreVern is an outlaw film critic and author of the books 'Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal' and 'Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer!: Writings On Bruce Willis, Badass Cinema and Other Important Topics.' Now he's also a novelist.view less