My Weird School #19: Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In the nineteenth book in the My Weird School series, it's Thanksgiving! A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But he's not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz! Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principal's job?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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My Weird School #19 - Dan Gutman
1
Squanto and Pocahontas
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
Do you know what the only good part of school is? The end of it, at three o’clock, when we get to go home!
But at the end of school this one day in November, we weren’t allowed to go home at three. The school secretary, Mrs. Patty, made an announcement that everybody had to go to the all-purpose room. (That’s a room we use for all purposes, so it has the perfect name.)
Bummer in the summer!
So we were sitting there, bored out of our minds, when suddenly two American Indians came running down the aisle! They were wearing feathers and head-dresses. They jumped onto the stage, whooping and hollering.
But they couldn’t fool us. We knew exactly who they were.
It’s Mrs. Roopy!
yelled my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes. Mrs. Roopy is our librarian.
And Mr. Klutz!
yelled my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food. Mr. Klutz is our principal, and he has no hair.
Klutz?
said Mr. Klutz. Never heard of him. I am Squanto, a Patuxet Indian who helped the Pilgrims survive their first years in America.
And I am Pocahontas,
said Mrs. Roopy. I helped the English colonists when they arrived in Virginia in 1607.
Mrs. Roopy always dresses up like somebody else. She never admits she’s the librarian.
Mrs. Roopy is loopy.
Thanksgiving is coming up,
said Mr. Klutz. To celebrate, we want to introduce you to a friend of ours.
They went behind the curtain, and you’ll never believe in a million hundred years who they brought out onstage with them.
I’m not going to tell you.
Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.
2
Turkeys Are Weird
It was a turkey! They brought a turkey right out onstage!
Now, I’ve seen plenty of dead turkeys in sandwiches, but I’ve never seen a live one before. This turkey was dressed like a Pilgrim, with a little bonnet and dress. It was hilarious. All the kids went nuts.
Gobble, gobble,
said the turkey.
Where do you think Mr. Klutz got a turkey?
asked Neil Crouch, who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
Maybe he rented it,
said Michael. You can rent anything. There’s probably a place called Rent-a-Turkey.
"For my birthday