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    Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters

    By Michael J. Nelson

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    Why do some people retain cute baby-talk names for their relatives (like "Num-Num" and "Pee-Paw") well into middle age? How should a reasonable person respond when Olivia Newton-John sings, "Have you never been mellow?" Who's responsible for the sorry state of men's fashion, and is it the same guy who invented the jerkin? Is there any future in being a Midwesterner? Can you really enjoy your lunch when the restaurant is decorated to look like an African plain? How come women keep dozens of bottles and jars of moisturizers, unguents, and lotions around -- all of them half empty?

    In more than 50 hilarious all-new essays, one of America's brightest young humorists -- the head writer and on-air host of the legendary TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- finds the fun in all aspects of the human condition, no matter how absurd. Join Mike Nelson on an angst-filled visit to a health spa; shopping sessions at Home Depot and Radio Shack; adventures in the very amateur musical theater; a gut-busting discourse on the history of television; ruminations on his roles as husband, father, and citizen; and much, much more.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateMar 17, 2009
    ISBN9780061747786
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    Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters
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    Michael J. Nelson

    Michael J. Nelson is an actor, writer, director, and musician who served as head writer for ten seasons, and on-air host for five seasons, of the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000. He was also the composer of most of MST3K's original music, and is coauthor of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (1996). Nelson lives in Minneapolis with his wife, writer-performer Bridget Jones, and their two children.

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    • 3/5
      Occasional laughs out loud, but mostly mild and forgettable essays.
    • 3/5
      Less horribly offensive than And Another Thing but if I have learned anything this last month it is that I should stop reading essay collections by people who star in TV shows I like and just watch the shows.
    • 5/5
      I can’t finish this book. Okay…I can, but I don’t want to. You see, if I finished it, then I would not be able to do a first reading of the pieces in it. I would not be able to say “Hey, I feel like getting squeamish with laughter by reading a Mike Nelson piece.”Oh, I sure, I could reread these comic essays, from the co-creator of TV’s legendary “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” I have tried that, for some of the pieces. Over time, I do forget some of the one-liners, some of the dead-on takes on the surrealistic modern horrors like “customer service” lines and stadium-sized outlet stores. But that unique jolt of sweet agony that comes from laughing until you cry—that I get only with first reads.To give a sense of what’s in the book: Mike Nelson is what Dave Barry should be. The pieces are mostly bite-sized (around 3000 words) and they include Nelson’s takes on contemporary cultural and social phenomena. SUV drivers with “Pat Riley” hair. The inexplicable proliferation of Radio Shacks. Nude elderly men clipping their toenails in locker rooms.Nelson’s basic outlook is a common one among comic writers: “I can’t believe the world has come to this.” Yet, he seems to make that attitude fresh and unique. He avoids the jadedness of a Rooney or Queenan, while at the same time comes off as much more edgy than when a Seinfeld or Brenner trades mike for pen.MSTies (fans of MST 3000) should be pleasantly surprised. If you thought Nelson was funny as a wise-cracking movie-goer, this book will prove that the show barely scratched the surface of Nelson’s comic talent. And yes, the mind-boggling reference humor is there. Dennis Miller, with his kitchen sink approach, may forever be known as the reference humorist; but Nelson is Kasparov to Miller’s Deep Blue. He reels out the references only at the perfect moments, and only the reference that make the reader wonder “How did this ever remind him of that!?”My only quibble (besides the fact that Nelson has not released as many books as Stephen King) is a couple of the essays come off as first drafts. The essay on Radio Shack, for example, does not seem as funny as it could have been. It was funny, but it made me want to call Nelson and say “Hey Mike, try this one again. I know that you can find a funnier angle on RS than you did.”