Peculiar Adversity
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A collection of five short stories about dragons, Leprechauns and other weird human adventures. Included are: Fred's Question, The Leprechaun's Gift, It Was This Big, The Sunset of Big Oil, Almost a Winner and as a bonus, a short-short story, Shopping Games.
Terry Compton
Terry Compton has raced stock cars, rode horses across the Scapegoat Wilderness, fished and hunted most of his adult life while working at several different jobs. He is an Air Force veteran and served in the Air National Guard for several years. He is currently retired from being the owner, chief welder and installer for an ornamental iron business where he has made several award winning metal creations and is now turning this creativity to writing.Terry loves to read science fiction, westerns and mystery stories. Some of his favorite authors are Clive Cussler, Robert Ludlum, Tom Clancy, Andre Norton, Poul Anderson, Robert Heinlein, Louie L'Amour, Zane Grey and Anne McCaffery. He is currently learning about 'indie' authors who are publishing e-books.Terry currently lives in Montana with his wife and a dog who thinks she is a short furry people.
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Peculiar Adversity - Terry Compton
Peculiar Adversity
Terry Compton
Published by Terry Compton at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 Terry Compton
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Covers by Joleene Naylor
A collection of five short stories about dragons, Leprechauns and other weird human adventures. Included are: Fred's Question, The Leprechaun's Gift, It Was This Big, The Sunset of Big Oil, Almost a Winner and as a bonus, a short-short story, Shopping Games.
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This is a work of fiction. All characters or incidents are a figment of the author's imagination and any resemblance to any incident or any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
Dedication
I want to dedicate this collection of short stories to my wife, Linda and my daughter, Jennifer. They listen to my crazy ideas and help keep my feet on the ground and edit, edit and more editing.
Table of Contents
Fred's Question
The Leprechaun's Gift
It Was This Big
The Sunset of Big Oil
Almost a Winner
Shopping Games
About the Author
Sample Chapter of Alien Abduction
Fred's Question
Dragons, a window awning and a virgin. What would they have to do with an unrequited high school love? How would asking Fred's question help James Armstrong overcome his shyness and actually ask his old high school crush, Julie Ann Wagoner, out? A short story showing love can sometimes conquer all.
Fred was killing me. No, not literally but he was eating me out of house and home and he was also affecting my love life. Actually, I don't have a love life but he is the cause of that, too. I'm twenty-eight years old and while I'll never be a movie star or model; at least, I don't scare little kids when they look at me. I've had some dates over the years and things would seem to be going pretty well until Fred showed up. He'd start asking questions about my date and that would get me all confused. The girls and later the women I was dating would soon get mad and leave. That would be the end of the date and none of them would let me explain later. Most would just hang up when I tried to call. I'm sure some of his bad breath smell would come through as well and maybe that was some of the problem. Fred was why I was sitting at this restaurant waiting for Julie so I could ask her the question.
Lately, Fred has been getting even worse. He would see a woman in the street and urge me to meet her. He had this whole list of questions he wanted me to ask them. I told him no way. If he wanted to know the answers to those questions, he had to ask them himself. He would just whine and remind me that women just looked right through him. He said he was the proverbial wallflower.
Fred had been a big help in getting my construction company going. He had an eye for detail. When I first started, he made some suggestions for simple changes that made eye-popping results. After just a couple of houses, I had a reputation for working miracles with remodels on older houses. Fred was good at catching architectural errors in drawings, too. Little things such as, nothing to support that beam holding up the rafters in the ceiling. I don't know how he did it but he could spot errors a mile away. What was even better was that he could come up with simple fixes.
The problem came to a head the day I thought I was finished with my last remodeling project. I had bid the job really high because I really didn't want to work for the guy. He had the reputation of being a jerk. I had to agree with the reputation. He came by it honestly. The work wasn't that hard, it was just trying to get everything perfect to please the jerk. He said a man's home was his castle, so he wanted his home to look like a castle. Fred had made a few suggestions and I was done with just about everything. The outside really looked like a castle. I was pretty proud of my work but the jerk wasn't. He said there was something missing. When I asked what, he would just say that I was the remodeler and I should figure it out. That was the day Fred's problem became my problem.
That stupid jerk. What does he think I am? Some kind of magician or mind reader? How does he expect me to know what's missing if he won't give me a clue?
I was muttering to myself. I didn't see Fred, lurking there behind me, in the work trailer. When he spoke, I just about jumped out of my skin.
What's the problem, James?
Oww! Holy cow, Fred. You want to give me a heart attack? You should at least make some kind of noise when you show up. The jerk in the house thinks something is missing from the outside. He thinks the front looks alright but it should be a lot better. He doesn't know what is missing and expects me to read his mind to know what he's looking for.
Well, I could help you if you helped me.
If the help you need is asking those questions to a bunch of unsuspecting women, keep your help.
But the questions don't hurt anybody. Please, please can't you try it with just one more?
The questions hurt me. I either get slapped or embarrassed. If you want to know the answers, why don't you ask them yourself?
You know why.
I don't understand. I see you. Why can't those women see you?
You know why they can't. They're too old.
Well, why don't you ask some of the young ones that can?
Because I need one of the older ones.
"And why do you need one of the older ones?
I'm not at liberty to say right now.
Yeah, not at liberty. You don't even know why, do you?
Yes, I do, I just can't say.
Well, I'm not asking questions. I have to figure this out. You like to eat, don't you? I need to finish this project to get paid so I can put food on the table for you. It seems to me that you're eating a lot more here lately.
Well, it's that time of the century. I need more food to keep up my strength. If I help you with your problem, do you think you could ask? Please.
"If you come up with a solution that will knock the socks off that jerk, I'll try ONE question. But if the jerk isn't completely pleased and willing to pay me right then, no questions."
OK. Let's go look at the front of the house.
We moved outside to look at the house. I couldn't see anything missing. It looked like a castle complete with the drawbridge and portcullis. The round turrets on each side had been Fred's idea and they really helped set the mood for the house. The only thing I could see that might need a little attention would be the windows. They were on the second floor and they looked awfully plain in that rock wall.
Andy, my landscaper had a few bushes to plant but other than that, the house was done. The jerk had wanted a moat but the city wouldn't approve of it without a high fence around it and that would have spoiled the look. I just didn't see anything that could be done to make the jerk sit up and take notice.
Fred was by my side doing his thing. You'd think he was some kind of movie producer. He was holding his hands up making a square that he was looking through and making these hmmm, hmmm sounds. Finally, he spoke up, Yep, the jerk was right. There is something missing. I don't know why I missed it before.
I do. You were thinking about those women and the question instead of business.
That could be, but this is so obvious that I'm surprised that even you don't see it.
Well, I don't see it, so why don't you just tell me?
It's those windows. They need an awning….
An awning? Just an awning? You must be out of your head thinking about those women again. A plain old awning won't make the jerk sit up and take notice. I guess you'll be asking your own questions.
Wait a minute, who said anything about a plain old awning? I have something else in mind that will make even your eyes pop out!
Well, don't keep me in suspense.
You'll need a special framework made out of steel and you'll have to use copper rivets to hold them on. Layer them on, starting from the bottom and anchor them good on the top and edges.
Layer what on?
Dragon scales, of course.
Are you crazy? Where am I going to get enough dragon scales to cover four awnings? Are you going to donate them?
I don't know if I mentioned it or not, but Fred is a dragon. I know, most people quit believing in dragons when they're nine years old like the song about Puff and little Jackie Paper but I still believe and I can still see Fred. I talk to him, too. He had some pretty neat scales but he was attached to them, if you know what I mean.
I need my scales but I know where about a thousand years worth of sheds are.
And where would that be? Someplace unpleasant and dangerous, I'm sure.
I'm hurt. Would you consider my home cave as unpleasant and dangerous?
Yes, especially if any of your kin folk were around. I remember when I met your sister. She kept eyeing me like I was some morsel to be eaten. And when she passed that gas, talk about noxious fumes! If I hadn't been in the breeze from the mouth to the cave, I'd have been a goner. As I remember, too, you were afraid to have me around when the rest of the family was there.
My sister has a delicate stomach and she had eaten something that irritated her stomach that day. She's really a very nice girl. She did apologize, too. Don't you remember? You do have a point about my other relatives. I know! We'll go at midnight when they are out hunting food.
That's easy for you to say. What will the family think about losing all those scales?
You will probably become the hero for cleaning them out. They are getting a little deep and they are uncomfortable to sleep on when they get turned on edge.
I'll bet. How durable are your scales? What tools will I need to work with them?
Well, I just told you that there are scales from the last thousand years, didn't I? I don't know what you'll need for tools. I'm the brains of this outfit, not the brawn.
Read my lips,
I said as I gave him the raspberry. Fred chose that instant to burp as the neighbor lady was walking by. Like I mentioned before, Fred has halitosis. Even worse