Screw It!: Traditional Male Skills That Every Woman Should Know
By Aubrey Smith
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Have you ever wondered how you'd survive without a man to attend to the odd jobs around the house? Have you ever wished you knew how to put up a shelf or check the oil in your car? And, more importantly, not have to call a man round? Then this is the book for you!
From changing a car tyre and checking brake fluid and coolant to building a campfire and making a compost bin, Screw It! features all the traditionally male skills that a woman should learn to make her life that much easier. Divided into sections focusing on vehicle maintenance, the home, the garden and the great outdoors, each task is succinctly explained and accompanied by beautifully illustrated instructions with a traditional feel.
Never again will you need to rely on the man in your life!
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Screw It! - Aubrey Smith
By the same author:
How to Build a Robot (with your dad)
First published in Great Britain in 2013 by
Michael O’Mara Books Limited
9 Lion Yard
Tremadoc Road
London SW4 7NQ
Copyright © Michael O’Mara Books Limited 2013
All rights reserved. You may not copy, store, distribute, transmit, reproduce or otherwise make available this publication (or any part of it) in any form, or by any means (electronic, digital, optical, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of the publisher. Any person who does any unauthorized act in relation to this publication may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.
A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.
978-1-78243-118-3 in hardback print format
978-1-78243-122-0 in ePub format
978-1-78243-123-7 in Mobipocket format
Jacket design by Greg Stevenson
Illustrations by Aubrey Smith
Designed and typeset by OMIGIE DESIGN
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Contents
Acknowledgements
Introduction
Tool Time
Kitting Yourself Out
The Home
Putting up a Board and Bracket Shelf
Shelving an Alcove
Hanging a Picture
Fixing a Leaking Tap
Sealing a Bathtub
Tiling
Replacing a Pane of Glass
The Garden
Making a Compost Bin
Planting a Tree
Pruning a Tree
Cooking on a Charcoal Barbecue
Camping
What to Take
Pitching a Tent
Building a Campfire
The Motor Car
Checking the Oil
Changing the Air Filter
Checking the Coolant
Checking the Brake Fluid
Changing a Flat Tyre
Bicycle Maintenance
The Repair Kit
Routine Maintenance
Checking for Chain Wear or ‘Stretch’
Mending a Puncture
Replacing the Chain
Brake Maintenance
Bibliography
Index
Acknowledgements
I am most grateful to Robert and Evelyn Smith, Anna and Peter Carroll and Mr Stubbs for their assistance, and to Mathew Clayton, Katie Duce and all at Michael O’Mara. Special and somewhat belated thanks to Aileen Nuttall and Isobel Webster for their encouragement in finding a path. And to my Mum, who is amazing.
For all but a sexist few, the notion that a woman’s place is in the home seems a little quaint. The days of a traditional divide between the sexes, when man held the title of breadwinner proudly aloft while his wife sat waiting pretty at home for his daily return are, thankfully, a distant memory. The Second World War had a lot to do with a turnabout in attitudes, when a shortage of men-folk forced many women into roles that had traditionally been the preserve of men; a raft of new skills were learned and, more crucially, a new ‘can do’ attitude was acquired.
And now, of course, Modern Woman is free to lead her life however she may choose. Whether it’s flying in the face of danger to report from a war-torn clime, locking horns with heads of state as a member of parliament, or plunging her freshly manicured (only joking) hands into a pail full of water to clean windows, barely an eyebrow is raised. Everywhere one looks, she can be seen driving motor cars, running businesses and even living in her own apartment, quite without the aid of a fellow.
And yet, despite this happy trend, what happens when said car has a flat tyre or the apartment needs redecoration? DIY, it seems, is the one area where women, generally speaking, still lag behind men. But that need be the case no longer: this volume is here to redress that balance, assisting the women of today in carrying out some of these simple tasks and repairs without the need for a tradesman and, in so doing, to further the liberties so hard won by her predecessors.
So, while women of the Edwardian era were forced to chain themselves to railings to get their voices heard, I hope the only contact their modern-day counterparts will have with such balustrades is to give them a good going-over with a wire brush, followed by an even coat of the most appropriate and durable gloss enamel.
Before undertaking any DIY you must ensure you have the right tools for the job. Don’t be tempted to buy floral-handled screwdrivers and so forth as they are not intended for heavy use. Make sure you use the right tools – substituting with the wrong tool will not only give unsatisfactory results, it will also render the tool useless for its intended purpose. The most common victim of this is the humble flat-headed screwdriver – often pressed into service in place of a chisel, the poor screwdriver will not only show reluctance for the job at hand but will also be so damaged it will no longer be able to engage with a screw.
When buying tools it isn’t always necessary to buy the most expensive, but the cheapest should generally be avoided. Very cheap tools are a false economy, rarely of a sufficient quality to survive more than a few uses. It’s far wiser to invest in a well-made tool from a trusted manufacturer; with proper care and correct use it should never need to be replaced and will therefore save you money in the long run. In cases where a more expensive power tool such as a circular saw is needed ask yourself how often it’s likely to be of use – it may be more prudent to hire than to buy.
Kitting Yourself Out
In my mind, no home should be without the following tools and equipment.