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    Porn for the Bride
    Porn for the Bride
    Porn for the Bride
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    Porn for the Bride

    By The Cambridge Women's Pornography Coop and Gretchen LeMaistre

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    "Of course I'm wearing a ring. I want everyone to know I'm taken!"

    The Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative is back with a new installment in the Porn for Women series, this time with 40 titillating scenarios for the blushing bride. Glossy photos showcase ultra-handsome, ultra-sincere grooms thoroughly engaged in every detail of the big day. Engraved invitations or embossed? Freesia or peonies? Tiffany or Limoges? It's so hard to choose. These hotties write the thank-you notes, insist the bride put on some weight before the wedding, and best of all, they take over the cooking and cleaning so she can rest up before the big day. Who wouldn't say "I do" to that?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateAug 24, 2012
    ISBN9780811873185
    Porn for the Bride
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    The Cambridge Women's Pornography Coop

    The Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative is a secret society of women working to redefine the way we look at pornography. They understand that sometimes a clean kitchen is hotter than a guy in a muscle shirt.

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      Porn for the Bride - The Cambridge Women's Pornography Coop

      PORN FOR THE Bride

      PORN FOR THE Bride

      from the CAMBRIDGE WOMEN’S PORNOGRAPHY COOPERATIVE

      photographs by GRETCHEN LEMAISTRE

      The perfect wedding. We all dream about it.

      BUT WHAT ABOUT ACTUALLY PLANNING THE WEDDING?

      The guest list, the seating chart, the expenses, the in-laws, the etiquette, the thousands of important decisions left at your feet because

      you’re the only one who cares enough to make everything

      PERFECT?

      GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! Raise your standards, please!

      With the very book you hold in your hands, you can have the

      GROOM OF YOUR DREAMS to help you. Want someone who cares as much about the flowers and vows as he does about the type of scotch at the open bar? He’s right here

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