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    Best Jokes: For Adults
    Best Jokes: For Adults
    Best Jokes: For Adults
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    Best Jokes: For Adults

    By Halmato Gerber

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    "Best Jokes - For Adults" book is the culmination of thousands of people voting on tons of jokes and stories that is guaranteed to make you laugh, smile, or at least give an eye-roll! It is aimed more towards the adult spectrum (language usage and the topics).

    So sit back, relax, and prepare to enjoy some of the best-voted jokes out there!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHalmato Gerber
    Release dateOct 21, 2014
    ISBN9781311167682
    Best Jokes: For Adults
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    Halmato Gerber

    I am a student from South Africa, studying Financial Accounting (for any people considering a career in the Auditing field, it is *extremely* boring!) at University of Cape Town.

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      Best Jokes - Halmato Gerber

      Best Jokes of 2015 - Not suitable for kids

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      Halmato Gerber

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright ©2014 Halmato Gerber

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, or recording, without written permission from the author, except for the inclusion of brief quotations in a review.

      If the author gives written permission for any part of this publication to be used, the part of the publication that is used must be preceded by a reference to the full name of the publication and its author.

      Let's get straight to it!

      The stupid boy

      A skinny young boy enters a barber shop

      The barber whispers to one of his customers, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch, I'll prove it to you.

      The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!

      Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the candy store.

      Hey, son! Mind if I ask you a question?

      Sure! replied the boy.

      Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

      The boy licked his lollipop and replied,

      The day I take the dollar, the game is over!

      The book

      A man asks a librarian if they have a book on suicide.

      She responds: It looks like the last person never returned it.

      The interview

      During an interview, the person conducting the interview asks:

      What's your greatest weakness?

      "I sometimes have a hard

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