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    Have I Lost My Marbles
    Have I Lost My Marbles
    Have I Lost My Marbles
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    Have I Lost My Marbles

    By Eddie Hall

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    Eddie Hall, the grumpy author who brought you "A Certain Point of View" and "Let me Just Say" (available in paperback and eBook), returns with an exclusive mini eBook of rants. In this book, Eddie asks many more insightful questions like why opticians insist on inventing new ways of humiliating people as well as offer more insightful opinions like how to avoid getting shot in South African toilets and how the human race is a bit like herpes.

    This book contains a small number of the lost rants written after the release of the last mainstream book. Since no more full length books will be written it seemed a shame not to share these dour opinionated views with the world, so here they are in all their short glory...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEddie Hall
    Release dateFeb 17, 2015
    ISBN9781310249709
    Have I Lost My Marbles
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    Eddie Hall

    Eddie Hall has been described as one of the most fascinating people in the world, mostly by himself. As well as being a multiple championship winning racing driver, world famous author, award-winning tabloid journalist and inventor of the internet, he cites embellishment as being one of his best qualities. Beginning his writing career in 2008 with monthly articles in Karting Magazine, Eddie has gone on to write for other publications including Vroom Magazine, Motorsport News as well as his own Eddsport publication. When he is not ranting, happily married Eddie enjoys a successful karting career and has a number of internet business interests.

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      Book preview

      Have I Lost My Marbles - Eddie Hall

      Have I lost my marbles?

      Eddie Hall: The lost rants

      Copyright © 2014 Eddie Hall

      www.eddiehall.com

      Cover design by Hayley Broad

      The moral right of the author has been asserted.

      All rights reserved. Other than for the purposes of review as permitted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, this publication may only be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any other form with the prior permission in writing of the author.

      To Hayley and Jason. My loving wife and my perfect son who have, between them, made it impossible for me to be grumpy any more.

      Also by this author

      A Certain Point of View (2011)

      Let Me Just Say (2013)

      Eddie Hall, the grumpy author who brought you A Certain Point of View and Let me Just Say, returns with a mini eBook of rants. In this book, Eddie asks many more insightful questions like why opticians insist on inventing new ways of humiliating people as well as offer more insightful opinions like how to avoid getting shot in South African toilets and how the human race is a bit like herpes.

      This book contains a small number of the lost rants written after the release of the last mainstream book. Since no more full length books will be written it seemed a shame not to share these dour opinionated views with the world, so here they are...

      Contents

      Crappy New Year to you all

      A blinding example of a good eye test

      Follow that taxi. Just don’t shoot me

      Just a load of waffle

      Plus net minus broadband equals angry customer

      No you’re not the number one

      My head is in the clouds

      Crappy New Year to you all

      No weird shots, no curry, no twats ruining everyone else's night by getting drunk and starting a fight and I feel less grumpy.

      So it started at around 9pm. I was already pretty well off my face having got through about six cans of stellar. I heard a commotion in the dining room and walked in to investigate. Sat in the centre of a crowd of people who were already starting to look a bit blurry was my friend who was just necking his eighth shot of Tequila. Now, being a competitive person is bad enough but being a competitive person who

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