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    Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes!
    Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes!
    Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes!
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    Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes!

    By Michael Dahl and Scott Jeralds

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    Scooby-Doo and friends are already slapping their knees and holding their stomachs, so hop on board the Mystery Machine and join the fun! Learn some hilarious jokes from your favorite Scooby characters, including special sections on monsters, animals, food, and travel. Scooby-Doo is up to some funny business . . . are you?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCapstone Young Readers
    Release dateJan 1, 2015
    ISBN9781623704766
    Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes!
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    Michael Dahl

    Michael Dahl is the prolific author of the bestselling Goodnight, Baseball picture book and more than 200 other books for children and young adults. He has won the Association of Educational Publishers Distinguished Achievement Award three times for his nonfiction, a Teachers’ Choice Award from Learning Magazine, and a Seal of Excellence from the Creative Child Awards. Dahl currently lives in Minnesota.

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      Scooby-Doo's Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes! - Michael Dahl

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      FARM ANIMAL FUNNIES

      What time is it when you see six chickens outside?

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      What happened when the cow ran into the barbed wire fence?

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      When did the pony answer the teacher’s questions?

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      What did the pony say when it fell?

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      How does a cowboy keep track of his cattle?

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      Why did the sheepdog keep walking along the road?

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      Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?

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      What do you call a really cold cow?

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      Who’s the cow with the sunglasses and the drumsticks?

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      Where do cows go if they’re tired of eating grass?

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      Where do most horses live?

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      What did the chickens do when they lost the baseball game?

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      What do you call the hair on a cow’s upper lip?

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      A pig, a cow, and a chicken held up a bank. How did they get caught?

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      Why did the calf cross the road?

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      Did you hear about the farmer who thought he was a goat?

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      How did the sick pig get to the hospital?

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      Why do chicken farmers do so well in school?

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      Did you hear about the farmer who needed more room for his pigs?

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      Did you hear about the farmer who drove his cows on a bumpy road?

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      Did you hear about the farmer who crossed a cow with an octopus?

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      I don’t think this cow has any milk.

      Well, try the udder one!

      OUT OF THE BLUE

      How did the lobster cross the ocean?


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      Did you hear about the guy who thought he was an electric eel?

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      Where do dolphins come from?

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      Why do sharks swim in salt water?

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      What do you call photos of a piranha?

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      When do ducks wake up?

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      VELMA: Did you know that whales are very musical creatures?

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      What’s the best time to buy canaries?

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      Did you hear about the duck who didn’t go Quack but went Moo instead?

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      Where does a squid keep its wallet?

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      What did the snail sitting on top of the turtle say?

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      What do you call a duck that eats gunpowder?

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      What do you get if you cross Cinderella with a fish?

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      What do you call a bird that’s out of breath?

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      What kind of bird will steal soap from the bathtub?

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      Where does an octopus like to relax?

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      MAN'S BEST FRIEND (AND OTHER PETS)

      What dog loves to take bubble baths?

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      Where do bunnies go if they’re sick?

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      What do you call a cheerful bunny?

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      Why did the bunny stop jumping?

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      Did you hear about the mother cat that swallowed a ball of wool?

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      Where do cat lovers go on vacation?

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      Why did the rabbit go to the bank?

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      VELMA: What’s Shaggy doing out in the yard with a shovel?

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      FRED: What do you call little dogs that like to visit the library, Scoob?

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      Why did the rabbit go to the barber?

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      What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

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      What did Scooby say when he sat on sandpaper?

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      WHAT DO YOU CALL...

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