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    Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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    Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) shares more flat-out funny knock-knock jokes in this all new crazy collection of goofy guffaws and quirky quips. Kids will have a ball using these jokes to entertain friends and family. Parents can turn off the video on car trips as kids contribute to family conversation with a good clean helping of awesome knock-knock jokes.

    Whether they're on the playground, sitting on a long plane ride, or just bored on a rainy afternoon, kids can use these wacky wisecracks for all sorts of fun and laughter. Always good for a laugh, Bob Phillips' Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is a fun book for the whole family.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateJul 1, 2008
    ISBN9780736932639
    Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips

      Author

      Stop Knocking on My Door!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aaron.

      Aaron who?

      Aaron up my tires for a bike ride.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abbie.

      Abbie who?

      Abbie hive is a dangerous thing to play around.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abyssinia.

      Abyssinia who?

      Abyssinia later, alligator.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ada.

      Ada who?

      Ada hot dog at the baseball game.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Adam.

      Adam who?

      Adam is usually made out of cement.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aisle.

      Aisle who?

      Aisle be knocking on your door every day.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alaska.

      Alaska who?

      Alaska your mother if you can go swimming with me.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Albie.

      Albie who?

      Albie waiting right here until you open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Albion.

      Albion who?

      Albion my best behavior today.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aleta.

      Aleta who?

      Aleta big angel food cake all by myself if you don't open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alfie.

      Alfie who?

      Alfie better when you finally open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alfred.

      Alfred who?

      Alfred likes to do is ride his skateboard.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Allison.

      Allison who?

      Allison Wonderland is a fun story.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Althea.

      Althea who?

      Althea on the soccer field.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Amanda.

      Amanda who?

      Amanda help rake the leaves would be a good thing.

      Somebody Is at the Door!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Appeal.

      Appeal who?

      Appeal is what you get when you are sunburned.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Apple.

      Apple who?

      Apple your leg by telling you another knock-knock joke.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Archery.

      Archery who?

      Archery grows oranges. What grows on your tree?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Archibald.

      Archibald who?

      Archibald because his brother pulled out all his hair.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Argue.

      Argue who?

      Argue going to ever open this door?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Arnott.

      Arnott who?

      Arnott you getting tired of saying who’s there?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Arthur.

      Arthur who?

      Arthur

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