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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1

    By Silver S.

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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates Volume 1 is the perfect read for lovers of quotes that are edgy, slightly "out there" and sometimes R-Rated. These are not your usual quotes! These quotes will have you laughing out loud, shaking your head or saying. "Oh, no, he (or she) didn't!" This book brims with quotes on a wide range of accessible topics. Who can't relate to quotes about love, marriage, or relationships? Since we all grow older and age, the chapter on aging is a goldmine for anyone facing a major age milestone or dreaded birthday. There is an entertaining chapter packed with alcohol and drinking quotes and a chapter filled with quotes on miscellaneous topics. For salty souls, the final chapter is relegated to R-Rated quotes. This is not your grandmother's quote book. That is, unless she drank, fell in love, aged, and cursed like a sailor!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSpeedy Publishing LLC
    Release dateAug 2, 2014
    ISBN9781634282628
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      Facebook Quotes and Status Updates - Silver S.

      Facebook Quotes, Quips & Status Updates

      Volume 1

      Silver

      Copyright © 2014 by Speedy Publishing LLC

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, write to the publisher, addressed Attention: Permissions Coordinator, at the address below.

      Speedy Publishing LLC (c) 2014

      40 E. Main St., #1156

      Newark, DE 19711

      www.speedypublishing.co

      Ordering Information:

      Quantity sales; Special discounts are available on quantity purchases by corporations, associations, and others. For details, contact the Special Sales Department at the address above.

      -- 1st edition

      Manufactured in the United States of America

      PUBLISHER’S NOTES

      Disclaimer

      The author and publisher specifically disclaim all responsibility for any liability, loss or risk, personal or otherwise, which is incurred as a consequence, directly or indirectly, from the use or application of any contents of this book.

      Any and all product names referenced within this book are the trademarks of their respective owners. None of these owners have sponsored, authorized, endorsed, or approved this book.

      I have relied on my own anger, alcoholic friends, personal experience, sarcasm and brain cells as well as many various sources for the items in this book. Quotes in each chapter are in no particular order. I have done my best to cite the original sources of quotes and to give credit where it is due.

      Digital Edition 2014

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      Publisher’s Notes

      Chapter 1: Age Quotes

      Chapter 2: Alcohol/Drinking Quotes

      Chapter 3: Day Of the Week Quotes

      Chapter 4: Love/Marriage/Relationship Quotes

      Chapter 5: Miscellaneous/Other Quotes

      Chapter 6: R-Rated Quotes

      CHAPTER

      1

      : AGE QUOTES

      Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree.

      You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

      How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?

      ~ Satchel Paige

      Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

      The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing you'll grow out of it.

      The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

      ~ Lucille Ball

      Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

      I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

      No man is ever old enough to know better.

      ~ Holbrock Jackson

      The best years of a women’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40!

      Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

      In youth the days are short and years are long; in old age the years are short and days long.

      ~ Nikita Ivanovich Panin

      Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

      The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

      By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

      ~ Bill Vaughn

      Someone asked me how old I am. I told them that a lady never reveals her age…and neither do I.

      I’m not making any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

      Live your life and forget your age.

      ~ Norman Vincent Peale

      As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

      How young can you die of old age?

      You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

      ~ Woody Allen

      What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

      Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

      CHAPTER 2: ALCOHOL/DRINKING QUOTES

      An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

      I drink to make people more interesting!

      My inner child wants to get drunk and make bad decisions.

      Alcoholics go to meetings, drunks have fun!

      If my Brita Filter purified water into vodka, I'd be more apt to drink 8 glasses a day.

      You look like I need another drink.

      My liver will be receiving a trophy

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