A Phony Love Affair
By I.P. Beer
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Six and Orange thought it was going to be easy for two phones who love each other to be together, but when their masters break up, they are ruthlessly pulled apart.
Now they must battle all the odds against them in order to be together... even if it means creating suspicions about their masters' faithfulness towards their new partners. Will the love between these two phones prevail?
This short story contains seductive pick up lines such as " I wish I could be in your hotspot", "Can you feel me connecting with you, baby?" and "I want to hit your pound button all day long".
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A Phony Love Affair - I.P. Beer
A Phony Love Affair
(A romantic short story between two phones)
By I.P. Beer
Copyright 2015 I.P. Beer
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This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental. All characters depicted in sexual acts in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older
Contents
A Phony Love Affair
Excerpt
Phones Who Charge Together...
Dirty Pickup Lines
Messy Breakup Messages
The Cheaters Get Together... Not!
It wasn't me, it's the phone!
Happily Ever After...?
About Author
Excerpt
I don't even know who Six is!
my master insisted, her eyes filling up with tears as she watched her boyfriend go through me.
Oh, don't play coy with me,
he said, scrolling through the text messages that I had been exchanging with Six. I had gotten bad at covering my tracks. Our conversations were damning. I knew my master was screwed when he got to the sexting.
He laughed, I want to recharge my batteries with you and make me full again? What the fuck is this?!
Let me see that! I swear I didn't write that!
Lindsay screamed and tried to reach for me, but he was faster. He backed away from her and continued reading out loud.
"I wish I could be in your hotspot? Can you feel me connecting with