The Conspiracy Theory Diet
By Scott Webb
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All kinds of dietary options have been presented, but few trace the path of food sourcing, farming methods, and recent preservation and safety concerns. Starting with the common potato, this book analyzes what might have gone wrong in recent years. This extends to a whole variety of foods including tomatoes, blueberries, onions, corn, and salad greens. Plus, most meats sold in grocery stores and served in restaurants -- gone wrong.
The bottom line is that the whole food system in America borders on many bizarre levels of conspiracy theory. This must be taken apart before dietary advantages can be understood and appreciated. Some things are so odd, who would believe it?
How does the U.S. FDA office work? What are labs analyzing when it comes to food safety? How is the general public protected? Because the statistics of illness seem to suggest that Americans are mysteriously growing more ill and dying younger than ever before in history.
It's helpful to understand how food digests and how man-made chemicals are interpreted within the human body, triggering potential Domino effects as internal organs lose function. Micro-processes matter. What's actually behind widespread depression, childhood illnesses, low iron, low thyroid, high cholesterol, diabetes, obesity, cancers and tumor growths, sleeplessness, inflammation, allergies, constipation, and more? We need to know.
This detailed analysis traces popular attitudes toward wellness and medicine back to the Roman Empire with candor, wit, and unusual insight. Americans spend triple on health care costs versus Japan with a four-and-a-half year lower life expectancy than Japan and many European nations. Why? And what's a probiotic?
Follow the path of conspiracy theory applied to food and medicine in ways that will make you laugh at the sheer absurdity. Laughter is good medicine because conspiracy theory says the system is designed to generate illness and the question is: Are you and loved ones next?
"... an aspect of health care that the regular medical profession ignores. Webb's style is friendly, warm, humorous, never overbearing or preachy. Read this book and pass it around. You'll be glad you did." ~ Lynn Klein, The Natural Farmer, reviewing Inside Poop.
Scott Webb
Scott W. Webb graduated from Wheaton College, Chicago, 1981 with a degree in philosophy. He is the father of two grown children, Art and Maddie, and grandfather to two, Kaden and Hannah. He worked for the Anchorage Daily News in Alaska for seven years before moving to Nashville, Tennessee in 1990 after his wife signed a developing artist deal with Star Song Communications and then with Curb Music. In 2000, he became interested in "health and wellness" and opened a private colon hydrotherapy office in 2001, where he is in his 14th year. In 2006, he wrote the book, "Inside Poop," about his experiences and learnings as a colon hygienist, which has a five star rating on Amazon. He has authored other books on a wide variety of topics and been published in ACRES USA and Massage magazine.His other interests include history, gardening, raising chickens, and a wide range of home fermentation projects.
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The Conspiracy Theory Diet - Scott Webb
The Conspiracy Theory Diet
A Caelo Usque Ad Centrum
© 2015 Scott W. Webb
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The Conspiracy Theory Diet
Table of Contents
Copyright Page
Title Page
Prologue
Introduction
PART ONE: LONG POTATO
1. Vaut mieux prévenir que guérir
2. The Inside Poop
3. The Terrible Odds
4. Health Geometrics
5. Shifts in the GNP
6. You Are a Pin on a Map
7. You Say Potato
8. I Say Potato
9. Who is Paying Attention?
10. Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
11. How Do You Spell Parallel?
12. Putting Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
13. It’s Weird
13. Somebody Snuck into my Computer
14. We Called It Off
15. The Rise of the MBA Graduate
16. What’s an Ingredient?
17. Two Chemtrail Points
PART TWO: BIG PHARMA
18. Conspiracy Theorist: Stephen Fried
19. Caveat Emptor
20. Call the Police!
21. Bitter Pill
PART THREE: LIVER LARGE
22. The Dying Liver
23. Statistical Indicators
24. It’s the Bile
25. The Bile is Acting Suspicious
26. Osteospiracy
PART FOUR: XTRA BIOTIC
27. Antibiotic PR
28. Survey Says
29. Diverticular Disease and Antibiotic PR
30. Systemic Prescriptions
31. Yeast Syndrome Denial
32. What Now?
33. Who Gets the Blame?
34. The Canary in the Coal Mine?
35. Why Stop There?
36. Sugar Blues
37. Red Bull in the Kitchen with the Cleaver
38. Comparative Medical Costs
39. Cuss it Out
40. Orville Poppycocker
PART FIVE: UPWARD TRENDS
41. Trends
42. Your Opinion Factors
43. You Must Always Be Right
44. Changing Your Mind
45. Longevity
46. You Can’t Fake Apples
47. You Can Fake Apples
PART SIX: GROWING IN WELLNESS
48. How to be Completely Well
49. 100% Arabica
50. Day 31
51. Presuppositions
52. There’s Bad S#@# in the Water
53. Bitter, Bitter Pill
54. Put the Lime in the Coconut
55. BPA-Free Plastic is Safe
56. De-bunking the Whole Thing
57. Corporations Care
58. Salads Are an Healthy Alternative
59. Dietary Guidelines Related to Calories and Fats
60. Skinny on Fat
61. Sugar is Evil
62. Conventional is Exactly Like Organic
63. The Body Adapts to Chemical Poisons
PART SEVEN: GROWING IN PERSPECTIVE
64. Antibiotics are the Miracle Drug
65. Battle Against the Willing
66. Spinal Subluxations
67. Touch
68. Too Much Acid
69. This Will Be Hard to Swallow
70. Conspiracy by Milkshake
71. You Could Be Next
72. Buzz Stimulator
73. Not So Much of a Paragraph
74. You Didn’t Do It
75. Your Strategy
76. Form a Plan
77. The Green Smoothie
78. The Therapy You Need
79. Keeping Up With Your Blood
80. Your Mother Was Right About This
81. Stick Figure Theory
82. This Happens Every Day
83. You’re as Clueless as the Next
84. Universal Law
85. Diseases of Affluence
86. Another Disease of Affluence
87. People With Private Jets
88. Maybe I am the Conspiracy
89. The Natural
90. More on Shrimp from the Gulf
91. Diseases of Poverty
92. Following up with Your Dermatologist
93. Forget About the Amish
94. Your Body, the Monkey’s Cage
95. Homemade is Better
96. Bucking the System
97. This Will Never Happen
98. Silent Spring
99. Roaming Around the Cabin
100. Tale of Two Clients
101. In The Future
102. GMO
103. Who Stole My Cheese?
PART EIGHT: BETTER DIET
104. Challenge in Bits
105. More on Blood Work
106. I Don’t Care What You Do
PART NINE: MISCELLANEOUS STUFF
107. Archaea
108. / Deprogramming \
109. Jesus Freaks
110. He Got a Phone Call
111. Stuff Which Sticks in the Colon
112. Starbucks Did It in the Bathroom with a Bag
113. Osmosis and Your Toeses
114. Cleansing to Age 100
115. Reaching the Outer Limits
116. My Brain Hurts
117. Fluoroquinolone
118. The Ginger Pack
PART TEN: SPIRALS
119. Downward Spirals
120. Downward Spiral Tails
121. Another Tail
122. More Tails
123. Upward Spirals
124. Tree Rings
125. Corollaries to Capillaries
PART ELEVEN: THIS ONE GOES TO 11
126. The Oxymoron of Loyal Slaves
127. Your Last Stand
128. Poop Stinks
129. Modern Convenience
130. Chlorpropham Revisited
Epilogue: Spit It Out
AUTHOR BIO
Disclaimer
The Conspiracy Theory Diet
Prologue
"The information age continues to devolve. We're entering an era when disinformation prevails over misinformation as a source of information."
Marilyn vos Savant
I can’t tell you the number of people who have told me that they eat a healthy diet. And, you know, that’s not going to cut it. That’s not going to make anybody healthy. Not today. Maybe forty, fifty years ago, but not now.
Those happy days are gone.
The problem is that the internal organs of most Americans have been beaten to hell. And in that case, a poor diet today will make a person increasingly unhealthy. I realize that I just said that a healthy diet won’t make anybody healthy, and that a poor diet will contribute to ill health, which makes no sense.
But that’s the nature of conspiracy. You’ve got to get beneath the surface for anything to make sense.
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The Conspiracy Theory Diet
Introduction
I was sharing with a client some details surrounding the controversy of Napoleon Bonapart’s death in 1821. This conspiracy concerns whether he died from natural causes at age 51 or whether he was poisoned, resulting from a secret murder plot commissioned by the French royal family, the Bourbons.
The controversy itself did not stir until 140 years later.
My client showed little curiosity about Napoleon. To her, whatever way he had died was not directly tied to her, so it did not matter. I suggested that what happened to Napoleon does matter. Because we have no emotional attachment to the issue, we can examine his possible murder, and the investigation into it, as a good example of any topic treated by the authorities as conspiracy theory.
Questions include, How do things get done at the highest levels?
And, Are important societal issues sometimes denied and hidden, exposed, then denied again, like from you and me today?
People can become experts on niche topics,
I continued to my client, who was at my office for her weekly colonic treatment. During our sessions, we shared whatever topic was of interest to either of us, and now I held the floor.
A dentist and toxicologist in Sweden during the 1950s, named Sten Forshufvud, was also a Napoleonic expert. He had some doubts about Napoleon’s official cause of death, based on the descriptions of his illness’s symptoms. In 1955, the diary of Napoleon’s personal valet was released for the first time, providing Sten with new and deeper insights. From the documented evidence, he determined that Napoleon was murdered from arsenic poisoning, which when administered in small doses, was impossible to detect.
Like when France had exhumed Napoleon’s body in 1840, his corpse had not deteriorated after almost twenty years in the grave. His skin appeared soft and supple, which is indicative of a death from arsenic poisoning.
Sten discovers that there is a lab test recently developed which can detect arsenic in hair. He realizes that he can now prove his theory. This is because after Napoleon’s death, his hair had been sheared. Locks of it were given to his friends and then saved and passed down.
Sten’s who-done-it mystery is suddenly verifiable in real time.
So he goes to the French authorities with his theory in 1956, asking them for samples of Napoleon’s hair to prove it, expecting them to be as excited as he was. Instead, they tell him that ‘he is over his head’ and to stop ‘his nonsense.’ But Sten persists and tracks down an individual with a lock of Napoleon’s hair, who agrees to have it tested. Sure enough, it’s abnormally high in arsenic.
The official response to this test result was that people during the 1800s were exposed more to arsenic than in modern times.
An improved test for arsenic poisoning is invented in 1960. Sten needs more hair to test, but now nobody will give him any. Sten has gotten himself pegged as a radical. People are backing away, mysterious phone calls in the night, that sort of thing.
So I suggested to my client, that if governments might be hiding something across many generations, cloaked behind the statement, "That’s absurd, then one can only imagine what a nation (or corporation) will do to protect its reputation when the conspiracy is relatively recent, like within twenty or fifty years.
You know, I said,
There’s a lot of conspiracy theory out there."
My client nodded in appreciation.
"Sten publishes an article in Nature magazine in 1961 and other people came forward with locks of hair, I explained.
The latest method of arsenic testing revealed 40 separate poisonings of Bonaparte, every two weeks, at one hundred times the normal arsenic level at the highest peaks, up, down, up, down the hair, just like that."
Both England and France had feared Napoleon’s escape from exile and an uprising of the public and military, which France had already seen in the French Revolution. America had succeeded in its revolution, so it was very touchy, that is, the treatment of Napoleon. He was like an imprisoned George Washington to the French citizens, but a scoundrel to the Bourbon family. The royals didn’t want to create a martyr, you know, if Napoleon was murdered.
A dying Napoleon.
"What’s bizarre is that the French authorities during the 1960s would not admit to the possibility that Napoleon was poisoned. The government conducted their own tests on his hair as recently as 2008 to stop further speculation."
I pulled-up Wikipedia on my phone and read to my client the current entry about Napoleon’s death:
In a 2008 study, researchers analyzed samples of Napoleon’s hair … and the high arsenic concentration in his hair was not caused by intentional poisoning … Studies published in 2007 and 2008 dismissed evidence of arsenic poisoning, and confirmed evidence of peptic ulcer and gastric cancer as the cause of death.
Why this?
I asked her, After almost two hundred years? And whom will the world believe now as a matter for the history books? The French government or a lone Swedish dentist?
This is a perfect case study,
I suggested. Because there’s a method to the madness.
— ∆ —
The Conspiracy Theory Diet
Part One
LONG POTATO
Conspiracy Theory #1
Vaut mieux prévenir que guérir
An Ounce of Prevention
What do the officials label a guy like Sten? A conspiracy theorist. This is because the human mind tends to shut-down upon hearing the word conspiracy applied to any discussion.
It would not create the same effect to refer to an inquisitive individual as a plausibility theorist.
Like anybody could venture to ask today, Is the American public being quietly poisoned by their food?
Are there symptoms of this, expressed beneath the normal veneer of everyday conversation and paradigm? To get to the bottom of it, this may require analysis by somebody from outside the system, who may very likely, then, be pegged as a conspiracy theorist by the same system in question.
Documentary movies are made like Super Size Me, Forks Over Knives, Fed Up, Food, Inc., or Sicko, and the general public just keeps perpetuating the lie anyway, participating right along with it. In other words, conspiracy has a powerful blinding effect. Like those selling the cure by the pound would never suggest that it can be had by the ounce.
— ∆ —
Conspiracy Theory #2
The Inside Poop
My unique gift in the area of diet and health was to accidentally become a colon hygienist and to see what comes out from the back-end of dietary and other habits. It radically changed the way I myself chose foods. It gave me a head start, while the least maddening thing I can do now is to transfer my learning.
This includes the nitty and the gritty.
Sometimes colon hygiene gets confused with a medical treatment called the colonoscopy. There is nothing in common between the two. The colonoscopy has been labeled as prevention,
while it ain’t that. The colonoscopy procedure is invasive on the digestive tract such that the patient is anesthetized, costing thousands of dollars. A colonic on the other hand, is just a flushing of the back-end using water and not excruciating nor terribly costly.
People assume that it must be fascinating for the doctor to gaze inside the colon with a camera. As a colon hygienist, I observe a totally different vista, the poop itself. And, the person coming to see me usually informs me of their every malady, medical treatment, medication, and their diet. It is difficult to conceive how unique each person can be when it comes to their poop: varying shades, textures, and rhythms of peristalsis.
The puzzle presented in my work is nothing like what a colonoscopy addresses. In my opinion, the doctors are discarding the most valuable piece of evidence, the poop, then snapping still-life photos of the crime scene.
Cleansing the colon has given me an unusual window from which to view the function of the human body. The colon is the final staging ground of a complex digestive process involving hundreds of metabolic activities, including the critical role in which microscopic flora play in health. I can fairly accurately determine the functional level of a client’s small intestine, liver, and the lymph system, plus how a person chews their food, based on what I see. Sometimes the feces emits bubbles like champagne and that’s an indicator, too.
People often come to me as their last resort, after seeing multiple doctors and sometimes alternative practitioners. They tell me their every diagnosis. I tell them, Little of that is relevant to what I do.
Then, I observe their poop.
One woman in her early thirties came to me in desperation complaining of a wide variety of ill symptoms, which doctors could not