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    I Just Want to Be Perfect: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #4
    But Did You Die?: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5
    I Just Want to PEE Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1
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    I Just Want to Pee Alone Series

    By Jen Mann, Throat Punch Media, Kim Bongiorno and

    4/5

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    About this series

    Read the seventh book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series!

    Remember when we thought motherhood was hard when the kids were little? Ha! Now we realize it's damn near impossible when they're teenagers! The days of potty-training, bubble-wrapping every sharp corner, and begging for a freaking minute to pee alone are long behind us. We don't read bedtime stories or sing lullabies to our children anymore. Instead, we're communicating via TikTok videos and tracking them on their cellphones every time they leave the house. We lose sleep wondering if we've done enough or overdone it.

    There was a time when we longed to be left alone and now we can't get our teenagers to spend any time with us. When we're not begging or bribing them to hang out, we're banning them from leaving the house just so we can have some "family time" together.

    Raising teens is not for the faint of heart but it's still a wild and terrific ride. For all the angst and drama teenagers cause, they're also smart, hilarious, and fun to be around (if they let you hang out with them). 

     

    Enjoy stories like:

     

    ◆ The 100% Absolutely True Story of How My Kid Accidentally Joined a Cartel

    ◆ The Joy of Knowing Middle School Doesn't Matter

    ◆ Let's Talk About Sex

    ◆ A Camel, Some Straws, and Your College-Bound Teen

     

    Motherhood never gets easier and you're going to laugh or cry. Why not do both? 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThroat Punch Media
    Release dateApr 1, 1995
    I Just Want to Be Perfect: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #4
    But Did You Die?: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5
    I Just Want to PEE Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1

    Titles in the series (4)

    • 1

      I Just Want to PEE Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1
      I Just Want to PEE Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1

      I Just Want to PEE Alone: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1

      Jen Mann
      4/5 - 3 ratings
      4/5 - 3 ratings

      Now a New York Times BESTSELLER.  Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"  I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web.  Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.  Read hysterical essays like:    Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood    A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not    And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother    So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller    This is Volume 1 of two books. Volume 2 in the series is "I Just Want to Be Alone" and it is all about the men in our lives.

      Now a New York Times BESTSELLER.  Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"  I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web.  Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.  Read hysterical essays like:    Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood    A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not    And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother    So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller    This is Volume 1 of two books. Volume 2 in the series is "I Just Want to Be Alone" and it is all about the men in our lives.

    • 4

      I Just Want to Be Perfect: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #4
      I Just Want to Be Perfect: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #4

      I Just Want to Be Perfect: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #4

      Jen Mann
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing. As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. We all try strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. These are those stories.

      I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect. The cult of perfection is a thing. As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. We all try strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. These are those stories.

    • 5

      But Did You Die?: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5
      But Did You Die?: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5

      But Did You Die?: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5

      Throat Punch Media
      5/5
      5/5

      But Did You Die? Is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. Put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome.

      But Did You Die? Is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. Put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome.

    • 7

      I Just Want to Hang Out With You: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #7
      I Just Want to Hang Out With You: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #7

      I Just Want to Hang Out With You: I Just Want to Pee Alone, #7

      Jen Mann
      3/5 - 1 rating
      3/5 - 1 rating

      Read the seventh book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Remember when we thought motherhood was hard when the kids were little? Ha! Now we realize it's damn near impossible when they're teenagers! The days of potty-training, bubble-wrapping every sharp corner, and begging for a freaking minute to pee alone are long behind us. We don't read bedtime stories or sing lullabies to our children anymore. Instead, we're communicating via TikTok videos and tracking them on their cellphones every time they leave the house. We lose sleep wondering if we've done enough or overdone it. There was a time when we longed to be left alone and now we can't get our teenagers to spend any time with us. When we're not begging or bribing them to hang out, we're banning them from leaving the house just so we can have some "family time" together. Raising teens is not for the faint of heart but it's still a wild and terrific ride. For all the angst and drama teenagers cause, they're also smart, hilarious, and fun to be around (if they let you hang out with them).    Enjoy stories like:   ◆ The 100% Absolutely True Story of How My Kid Accidentally Joined a Cartel ◆ The Joy of Knowing Middle School Doesn't Matter ◆ Let's Talk About Sex ◆ A Camel, Some Straws, and Your College-Bound Teen   Motherhood never gets easier and you're going to laugh or cry. Why not do both? 

      Read the seventh book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Remember when we thought motherhood was hard when the kids were little? Ha! Now we realize it's damn near impossible when they're teenagers! The days of potty-training, bubble-wrapping every sharp corner, and begging for a freaking minute to pee alone are long behind us. We don't read bedtime stories or sing lullabies to our children anymore. Instead, we're communicating via TikTok videos and tracking them on their cellphones every time they leave the house. We lose sleep wondering if we've done enough or overdone it. There was a time when we longed to be left alone and now we can't get our teenagers to spend any time with us. When we're not begging or bribing them to hang out, we're banning them from leaving the house just so we can have some "family time" together. Raising teens is not for the faint of heart but it's still a wild and terrific ride. For all the angst and drama teenagers cause, they're also smart, hilarious, and fun to be around (if they let you hang out with them).    Enjoy stories like:   ◆ The 100% Absolutely True Story of How My Kid Accidentally Joined a Cartel ◆ The Joy of Knowing Middle School Doesn't Matter ◆ Let's Talk About Sex ◆ A Camel, Some Straws, and Your College-Bound Teen   Motherhood never gets easier and you're going to laugh or cry. Why not do both? 

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