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Statler pulchrifex
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Two retired spooks, code-named Statler and Waldorf, reminisce about the good old days when Statler created the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Matt Weber is the author of The Dandelion Knight, Reverie Syndrome, and Verso & Other Stories, as well as short fiction in Nature, Cosmos, and Kaleidotrope. By day, he has worked in a number of data-related professions in academia, digital health, fintech, and government. He lives in New Jersey under a pile of writhing juvenile Pokémon addicts.
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