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    My Weirdest School #7: Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
    My Weirdest School #7: Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
    My Weirdest School #7: Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
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    My Weirdest School #7: Ms. Joni Is a Phony!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this seventh book in the My Weirdest School series, it’s picture day at Ella Mentry School! This year, Mr. Klutz has hired a weird photographer, Ms. Joni. She keeps saying “fabulous,” and she wants to turn A.J. into a supermodel. But what happens when the Picture Day Zombie makes an appearance? Run for your lives!

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateFeb 14, 2017
    ISBN9780062429322
    My Weirdest School #7: Ms. Joni Is a Phony!
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weirdest School #7 - Dan Gutman

      Dedication

      To Toby Katz

      Contents

      Dedication

        1.  Zombie-Free Zone

        2.  The Torture Department

        3.  Picture Day

        4.  Two Heads Are Better Than One

        5.  Fabulo

        6.  The Vomitorium

        7.  Fabulous News!

        8.  Photobomb

        9.  Chase Scenes Are Cool

      10.  Bazillions

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      My name is A.J. and I hate zombies.

      Zombies are dead people who come back to life. That’s weird.

      I’ve never seen a zombie in the real world. But after I go to sleep, my dad watches this TV show about zombies, and one night I sneaked over to the top of the stairs to watch. It was scary!

      After that I was sure there was a family of zombies living in my bedroom closet. I told my dad, and he got out the vacuum cleaner and used it to suck up all the zombies that were living in my closet. It was like Ghostbusters. But I’m not going to use my closet anymore, just to be on the safe side. And I’m never going to use the vacuum cleaner, because there’s a family of zombies living inside it.

      Don’t worry. There’s nothing else about zombies in this book. Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a book and they start talking about stuff that has nothing to do with the book?*

      Anyway, it was Friday, my third favorite day of the week. Why is Friday my third favorite day of the week? Because on Friday, there’s no school tomorrow!

      My teacher, Mr. Cooper, came flying into the room. Mr. Cooper thinks he’s a superhero. But he’s not a very good one, because he slipped on a sheet of paper and almost slammed his head into the cloakroom door. Mr. Cooper was carrying an armful of papers, and they scattered all over the place when he fell.

      Guess what? Mr. Cooper asked.

      Your butt? said Michael, who never ties his shoes.

      You ate a cashew nut? said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

      You got a crew cut? said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.

      You went to Pizza Hut? said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears

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