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Splinter Factory
Splinter Factory
Splinter Factory
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Splinter Factory

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Whether Jeffrey McDaniel is denouncing insomnia ("4,000 A.M."), exploring family tragedy ("Ghost Townhouse"), or celebrating love and lust ("The Biology of Numbers"), his writing is original and provocative. A noted poet, McDaniel has appeared on ABC’s Nightline and NPR’s Talk of the Nation. "Wild, fierce, irreverent, full of praise and lament, and deeply, intensely human." Thomas Lux
LanguageEnglish
Release dateSep 1, 2002
ISBN9781933149486
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Splinter Factory - Jeffrey McDaniel

ONE

Renovating the Womb

Dear Mom, thanks for giving birth to me and not having an abortion. 2% of my time on Earth has been spent inside your body— more than all my girlfriends combined.

I enjoyed my time in the uterus, reading what the previous fetuses had written on your walls. That's how I learned to spell. That's how I came out speaking.

Driftwood Armada

My first word was Give. My second word was me. I'm from filet mignon out of a can.

I'm 75% Jack Daniels and 1/4 Portuguese table wine. The only thing my Irish grandfather passed down to me

was whiskey dick. I was baptized in moonshine, circumcised with a shark's tooth. I know how it feels

to pull down your pants and wiggle your ass at truck drivers, to rub your face in the bosom

of pain, to tell a story and see a red flag rise in the listener's eyes and keep talking. No,

I never had a problem with parties. It was the party between the parties that did me in: the festival

in the stairwell, the bathroom stall soirees, till my brain was as soggy as a spooge mop

in a porno booth, and my grandmother's heart was a pigeon I stuffed in a plastic bag

and hurled off a cliff. Yes, I came close enough to death's face to smell the formaldehyde

behind her earlobes. But I got sick of feeling like a million dollars’ worth of cocaine being flushed

down a toilet. Sick of staring at the world through the mist of chemistry. Sick of looking

for mother in chemotherapy, busting open my hourglass each night and snorting up the minutes.

Yes, I broke my word so many times, it became a handful of crumbs I sprinkled at my father's ankles

whenever I needed money. I'm fine. Everything is fine. When I quit drinking, the only thing I knew

how to make was a fist. I'm not Irish or Polish or Swordfish. My homeland is compulsion.

My national anthem plays whenever a drunk tumbles down a staircase. My national flower is a carnation

blooming in the scrawny garden of a junkie's arm. My ambassador will be with you in a moment.

He's busy repairing the tombstones I destroyed in the graveyard of broken thrill rides.

The Abandoned Factory of Sense

When I was a kid, my mother had the prettiest face: a smile that could pry open the hearts of construction workers, eyes bright as a Kennedy's future, lips red as a robin feather floating in a bathtub filled with milk, and everybody loved her.

But when we came

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