Australian Motorcyclist

IRRESPONSIBLE BASTARDS

IT’S REALLY HARD not to hold a solid section of motorcyclists in utter contempt. Seriously. What a pack of whining, virtue-signalling, law-abiding grovelers so many of you are. You hold yourselves up as beacons of social correctness, yet you lack the one thing that would make you actual people instead of the mewling swamp-toads you proudly display yourselves as.

Personal responsibility, earthworms. You have none of it and you need to get all of it.

I’m pretty sure the advent

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