Autobiography of a Happy Scientist: Tips and Tricks for Surviving in Science
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WHY did the author write this book of tips and tricks for surviving in science? Because he wants as many young people as possible to enjoy their science careers as much as he did, and he sure had a blast.
There are some important skills needed to enjoy a life in science, and these skills are the subject this book by a truly happy scientist. Forty years and it never seemed like work, more like play. Why? The author was in his element, and he had a trade that he also enjoyed, Pathology. This took the pressure off when the grants didn't come in. Sometimes the grants don't come it. It's a competitive world, that of the professional scientist.
But so interesting and valuable.
That's how you survive in science, as a happy scientist, you find your element, which might turn out to be a surprise. It will honestly turn work into play. That doesn't mean you will not have to put in a bunch of effort, but it just doesn't feel like work.
You can't trust a university education or a PhD to get you your dream research job! In fact, this can be a risky endeavor in academia given the challenges of obtaining reliable grant funding.
The approach taken by the author, as detailed in his enlightening autobiographical tales, followed a different path.
The book contains dozens of valuable tips concerning how to find good research ideas, question the obvious, and deal with difficult managers and other staff. He also explains how to gain mastery of public speaking and handle those difficult questions, when to wear a suit and when not to, and why you should follow your dreams.
Based on personal experience, the author strongly recommends that you learn to think like a cell for success in the new biological sciences, and new they are - omics has only just started to influence, expand and challenge our thinking.
Cells are exquisite engineers. It's what they do.
Born in Bristol, England during World War II while bombs were falling, he became enamored of biology at an early age. Dissatisfied with the life of a country veterinarian, as he found it hard dealing with people, the author was finally fortunate to find his true calling, pathology or the study of the nature of disease. A somewhat delayed love of mathematics and engineering played a major role in the last two decades of his career. His research adventures incorporated many branches of science, including ultrastructural morphology, neuropathology, biochemistry and hematology, respiratory physiology, behavioral science, computational fluid dynamics, network mathematics and transcriptomics.
The author decided to leave his scientific career during a final invited lecture, the keynote address to a small scientific society. He realized that 40 years was quite enough. He needed to step aside for the next generation. After his lecture entitled, "Paradigm Shifts In Biology," several young scientists in the audience came up to ask him,
"What would you do if you were just starting your career in the biological sciences?"
He replied without hesitation:
"I would choose a trade that is needed in scientific research that could earn me a living outside of research, master it, then study mathematics and multiple branches of engineering.
"This small book provides dozens of useful tips for surviving and enjoying a life in scientific research from the author's life as a happy scientist, Jack of all trades, master of one.
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Autobiography of a Happy Scientist - Kevin Thomas Morgan
Introduction
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxyScience Survival Tip No. 3: Don’t panic and remember to bring a large bath towel and a SEP field generator.
It was raining the day I was born, in June 1943. It was raining incendiary bombs, dropped by Nazi planes during World War II. I became one of the many boys playing on the bombsites of Britain. You might be thinking, Poor boys, playing on rubble and fallen buildings.
You’d be wrong.
We had a blast. Kids of all ages, having rock fights, hiding behind half-demolished walls, searching for secret cellars and hidden bomb shelters. Each boy’s prized possession was his personal crowbar, that was used to bring down walls, find secret passages, looking for bodies or gas masks. Fortunately, I never did find any skeletons, but one kid proudly showed us a gas mask in near-mint condition, that he had uncovered in the rubble.
We had fun playing on the remnants of terror and destruction. We were kids. It was all we knew.
I remember a clock. An old, wood-framed, windup time-piece. It was sitting on a high mantelpiece jutting out into space, four floors above the remains of a stricken row house. The rest of the house was a pile of stone, bricks and rotting timbers. How had that clock survived? The bombsite was like a missing tooth in an otherwise healthy smile. The adjacent homes appeared unimpressed by the absence of their neighbor.
The other boys would try to knock that old clock down by throwing stones. Even when they used homemade catapults, it remained steadfast. I expect it’s still showing the time when the building fell during the war, I thought. I never considered it wise to hurl rocks up there. Having been unable to climb up to see the time on that mysterious memento of days long past, I would dream of flying up there.
I have always wanted to fly. I still do. Not with a machine, more like Superman or Peter Pan, using special powers. Even now, in my 70s I try to think my body off the ground from time to time, with no success so far.
I know!
I am well beyond my allotted three score years and ten. Having spent many years studying fluid mechanics, I am well aware that unaided human flight is highly unlikely. I’m old enough to know better. Fortunately, I refuse to know better.
Science Survival Tip No. 4: Never give up trying to fly. I don’t care how old you are.
You can laugh at an old man’s folly, but one day you might see me skimming across the treetops, and then you’ll wish you’d tried to master flight before it was too late.
In my boyhood dreams, I floated up to that high mantlepiece. The time on the clock never changed: 22 minutes past four. Whether it was the morning or afternoon, I had no idea. I would place my ear close and hear a faint tick, tock, tick, tock. The clock was waiting for the owners to return and wind it up with an old brass key.
From time to time, I would search for that key amongst the rubble down below.
I think my sense of curiosity and adventure served me well during a 40-year career as a research scientist. This career is presented as a dry list of scientific publications in the appendix. However, my life as a scientist involved suspense, discovery, human science parasites and mimics, mind-opening studies of physics and French, battles with journal editors and science managers.
The work itself involved sitting at microscopes for hundreds of hours, followed by grinding number crunching. However, this was totally offset by delightful Friday evening discussions in the pub, after work, or over business lunches. There was a flight to Mexico City from North Carolina to have lunch with a scary Mexican businessman, to facilitate the rescue of a truck that had been impounded by Mexican customs for three months. This truck contained $500,000 worth of laboratory equipment, for an experiment on the toxicity of Mexico City air. That otherworldly conversation rescued our equipment while reminding me of The Godfather. The truck was never mentioned during the meal. He left me with the check, a clear message to me of who was in control. Our truck was rolling back toward Mexico City two days later.
Do you still think science is a straightforward process?
My science career took me to the Great Wall of China, and during that trip I got to work out with the Chinese Kung Fu team. Martial arts was another of my obsessive hobbies that taught me a great deal about human biomechanics. Of course, they kicked my butt, but what a treat.
I have had many weird adventures, such as learning how to make sheep’s milk, minus vitamin B1, from its individual components in an old washing machine. That was when I learned about double emulsions and how important it is to add ingredients in the correct order. I looked directly down a rifle barrel that was pointed in my face by a member of the Chinese Red Guard. He wasn’t joking. My only thought at the time was, Boy, it’s dark down there.
Then there was an amusing discussion with six customs agents at Heathrow Airport over a large bag of decalcified rat heads. I handed over the bag of rat heads, along with the correct paperwork. The customs agent, a nice young man, asked what it was about. I explained that I was on my way to run a one day course on the pathology of the nose at Cambridge University. He looked worried, and said he had to consult his boss.
A small group of customs officials congregated about 20 feet away. They would glance in my direction from time to time before returning to their debate, looking concerned. Clearly, they did not know what to do. After about 15 minutes, the original agent broke away from the now smiling group. He leaned toward me to whisper in my ear:
Sir, if you don’t tell anyone, nor will we.
He then added, Have fun in Cambridge. You’re free to proceed.
And on I went.
Go figure.
I had innumerable other fascinating adventures. The stuff of science in the trenches that is never mentioned in the articles they lead to. These experiences and the lessons they provide are the subject of this book. The life of a research scientist, from start to an undefined finish.
Finally, I’d like to mention the greatest compliment I have ever received. I did not receive the Nobel Prize though the money would be nice or any other major awards. But I got to see a raft of graduate students and post-doctoral fellows under my tutelage move on to successful careers. In fact, it was one of these who gave me my last job in science. That was a compliment for sure, and a wonderful job it was.
This greatest scientific award of my career was provided by a young theoretical physicist named Bahman. This delightful man worked in our fluid mechanics program for a while. I had not seen him for nearly 10 years before he sought me out at a scientific meeting.
Kevin, I’m so glad to see you.
He said. I’ve wanted to thank you for a long time.
Hi Bahman. Thank me for what?
For teaching me how to question the obvious!
That one comment was more important to me than any fancy letters after my name.
Science Survival Tip No. 5: Learn how to question the obvious, which is almost never obvious.
For instance, it’s obvious that we live in a 3D Cartesian world with the exception of the weirdness of spacetime. Right? That said, I saw something that should not surprise anyone who has studied a little string theory.
You have, haven’t you? But is it wrong?
After spending about 10 years trying to understand airflow in the nose of the rat and other species including people, using computational fluid dynamics software, I became consumed with mathematics, especially geometry. Then our mathematician, Julia Kimbell aka Julie, said she had ordered two movies for the group to watch.
Off we went to a conference room and cranked up the old 16mm projector. Have you ever heard the clatter they make? Boy, those movies were a wonderful mind opener. It pays to have an active imagination with a mathematician available.
The Dark Tower Steven KingGo then, there are other worlds than these. Jake Chambers. Fantasy novels provide a great way to work on your imagination.
You can imagine the five of us, including two pathologists, a statistician, a sculptor and a mathematician, sitting in the dark waiting for the show. It starts up as the film spools, and the movie plays on the white screen.
The first movie, Flatland, was about a little square living in a 2D world. Julie selected it to soften us up, to open up our minds to whatever revelation was about to come. And a revelation it was, for me at least.
Flatland
A little square was busying himself by going about the activities of the day, chatting to circles, rhomboids, trapezoids, triangles and all the other two-dimensional creatures that live in Flatland. All seemed fine, until one day the little square encountered a new, strange circle.
This circle was odd. It changed size from small to large, and back again. The little square was puzzled, and said to the circle, What kind of a circle are you? You change size all the time.
The circle replied, "I’m not a circle, I’m a sphere intersecting your world. As I move from one side to the other, I appear as a circle of variable diameter. I’m not a circle at all, I’m a sphere, and I live in a three-dimensional world, which you can’t imagine.
The square found this hard to believe, if not a little insulting. There was a long discussion as the sphere, somewhat arrogantly, educated the square on the nature of 3D space. He told the square that the square’s relatives in 3D space were known as cubes. The square was a bright chap, and he cottoned on quickly, and said, I get it, Mr. Sphere, thanks so much. So you live in three dimensions?
Yes!
Replied the sphere, pompously.
Obviously, he was a more-educated shape than the square, and he was pleased to share his wisdom.
The square thought for a while, and then said excitedly, But, Mr. Sphere, if there are really three dimensions, as you’ve explained, then there could be four, or five, or even more?
The sphere stated with conviction that this was not possible, but the square wanted to know how he knew that. The square had only just been alerted to the third dimension. Maybe, one day the sphere might encounter a four-dimensional creature intersecting his world, and then the square was concerned that the sphere might be too closed minded to recognize it. Of course, being polite, the square refrained from making this remark.
The sphere was a proud creature, and he continued to deny the existence of a four-dimensional world.
The square thanked him for his time, realizing that further discussion was a waste of time. As he moved away, the square said quietly to himself, "I bet