Building a Better World in Your Backyard
By Paul Wheaton and Shawn Klassen-Koop
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Make a huge, positive, global difference from your own home! Prioritize comfort over sacrifice while saving thousands of dollars. Explore dozens of solutions and their impacts on carbon footprint, petroleum footprint, toxic footprint, and other environmental issues.
If 20% of the population implemented half the solutions in this book, it would solve the biggest global problems. All without writing to politicians, joining protests, signing petitions, or being angry at the people that are causing the problems.
Good solutions are often different from conventional environmental wisdom. The average American adult has a carbon footprint of 30 tons per year. Replacing a petroleum car with an electric car will cut 2 tons. But if you live in a cold climate and you switch from electric heat to a rocket mass heater, you will cut 27 tons!
Join Paul and Shawn on a journey featuring simple alternatives that you may have never heard of — alternatives which are about building a more symbiotic relationship with nature so we can all be even lazier.
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Building a Better World in Your Backyard - Paul Wheaton
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Permaculture Playing Cards⁴
Permaculture Design Course (100-hour recording)⁵
Appropriate Technology Course (77-hour recording)⁶
Rocket Ovens: More Than a Wood-Fired Pizza Oven (DVD)⁷
Homesteading and Permaculture Podcasts (over 400)⁸
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Names: Wheaton, Paul, author. | Klassen-Koop, Shawn, author.
Title: Building a better world in your backyard , instead of being angry at bad guys / Paul Wheaton ; Shawn Klassen-Koop.
Description: Includes bibliographical references. | Winkler, Manitoba: Shawn Klassen-Koop, 2019.
Identifiers: ISBN 9781999171407 (pbk.) | 9781999171421 (PDF ebook) | 9781999171438 (EPUB) | 9781999171445 (MOBI) | 9781999171414 (audiobook)
Subjects: LCSH Sustainable living. | Climate change mitigation. | Human ecology. | Self-reliant living. | Urban homesteading. | Permaculture. | Sustainable agriculture. | Home economics. | Conservation of natural resources. | Environmentalism. | Environmental protection – Citizen participation. | BISAC HOUSE & HOME / Sustainable Living | REFERENCE / Personal & Practical Guides
Classification: LCC TD171.7 .W43 2019 | DDC 363.7 – dc23
to Lawton Emerson McDaniel
for caring for a broken boy
~ Paul
to Andrea
without whose support this book would not exist
~ Shawn
quote: "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." by Frank ZappaTable of ContentsPart 0: Introduction
Chapter 1: A Different Approach to Solving World Problems
Part 1: The Problems
Chapter 2: Environmentalist vs Environmentalist
The Wheaton Eco-Poser Test
Chapter 3: The Wicked Lies About Light Bulbs
Free Light Bulbs! Love and Kisses from China!
Legally Pump Stimulants into Your Employees All Day with Blue Light!
The Cartel That Rigged the Light Bulb Game
It Says Eco
on the Label – They Forgot to Mention Carcinogenic
Big Energy Savings! (Except in Cold Climates)
The Ultimate Example of Greenwashing
Chapter 4: Carbon Footprint
Chapter 5: Petroleum Footprint
Chapter 6: Toxic Footprint
Part 2: General Strategies
Chapter 7: The Wheaton Eco Scale
Chapter 8: Moving Way Beyond Recycling
Attack of the Pizza Box
Recycling 2.0, 3.0, 4.0, and 5.0
Chapter 9: Vote with Your Wallet
Chapter 10: Radically Deviant Financial Strategies
The Story of Gert: A Millionaire Life Without a Million Dollars
Owning a Home Without Grovelling to a Bank
Early Retirement Extreme
Give a Gift to Your Future Self with Passive Income Streams
The BEER Plan
A Clever Recipe for More Luxuriant Living at Half the Cost
A Few Experiments Being Conducted on Human Beings
Chapter 11: Organic vs Local
Chapter 12: Vegan vs Omnivore vs Junk Food
VORP – Expanding Our Vocabulary to Value Garden Food over Diet Cola
When a Vegan Diet Has a Lower Carbon Footprint. And When It Doesn’t.
GAT: Government-Mandated Acceptable Levels of Toxicity
Part 3: Within the Walls of Your Home
Chapter 13: REALLY Reducing Home Energy Usage
63% of Home Energy Use in a Cold Climate Is Heat
How I Cut 87% off My Electric Heat Bill and Stayed Toasty Warm
The New Wood Heat: Smokeless and One Tenth the Wood
19% of Home Energy Use is Hot Water
Boom Squish
Making Your Hot Water Tank More Efficient
Saving Hot Water Without Suffering Another Cold Shower
5% of Home Energy Use is Lighting
3% of Home Energy Use is Laundry
The Little Things
The Physical Energy Footprint per Adult
Chapter 14: More People Living Under One Roof Without Stabbing Each Other
Obey or Else
The Knives are in the Kitchen
Dirty Cup CSI
Chapter 15: Toxic Gick vs 20 Years of Your Life
A Better Cleaning Strategy Than Replacing Dirt with Poison
Cast Iron Can Be Nonstick; Teflon Is Always Poison
Going Pooless
Bug Killer You Can Eat!
Part 4: More Than Half of Each Footprint Can Be Resolved in a Backyard
Chapter 16: The Huge Link Between Food and Global Footprints (Vegans Too!)
Chapter 17: Double the Food with One Tenth of the Effort
Transplanting? That’s Unnecessary Work!
Prepping the Soil to Not Need Prepping
Planting Once and Harvesting for Years
Mulching 2.0: Being Naked Is No Longer Required!
3D Gardening – Big Berms Bring Big Benefits
How Trees Nurture Gardens, Cool Your Home, Heat Your Home, and Save the World
Replacing Fertilizer with Polyculture
Monocrops Need Pest Control; Nature Doesn’t
Let’s Do the Math
Chapter 18: The Dark Side of Native Plant Enthusiasm
Native to When?
Past Invasives Are Now Native.
When Will Current Invasives Become Native
?
The Shifting Definitions of Noxious Weeds
Lipstick on a Pig: Native Plant Organizations and Herbicide Companies
Myth: Native Plants Will Perform Better in Your Area
Native-Plant Enthusiasts Eat Only Native Crops, Right?
One Person Managing 20,000 Acres vs One Person Managing 10 Acres
The Pow Wow Grounds in Elmo, Montana
Chapter 19: 20 Things to Do with the Twigs That Fall in Your Yard
Chapter 20: Not Composting
Chapter 21: Better Than Solar Panels: A Solar Food Dehydrator
My Quick Tips for Making a Down Draft
Solar Food Dehydrator
A Natural Recipe for Solar Dehydrator Black
A Few Things You Can Do with a Solar Dehydrator
Chapter 22: Breaking the Toxic Water Cycle with Greywater Recycling
A Quickie Greywater System
Building a Simple Greywater System
Cold Climate Greywater Systems
Becoming a Certified Environmentalist
Chapter 23: Harvesting Electricity in Your Backyard
Chapter 24: The Conventional Lawn vs a Mowable Meadow
Battle for the Sun Deathmatch! Rig the Game for Grass!
Tough Training Leads to Strong Grasses with Deep, Resilient Roots!
Deep, Rich, Magnificent Soil vs Thin, Pathetic Dirt
Free Fertilizers Stomp the Poopies out of the Commercial Offerings
Long-Term Soil vs Short-Term Fertilizer
Bringing in the REAL Professionals (Hint: They Don’t Wear Clothes)
Part 5: Counter the Footprint of 20 People on a Homestead
Chapter 25: How Vegans Benefit from Caring for Cattle, Chickens, Hogs, Etc.
Contemplations in Pampering an Animal
How to Get Five Times More Garden Growth by Gardening with Animals
Building Your Soul with a Plethora of Life Instead of Zappity Zap Zap
If It Smells Bad, You’re Doing It Wrong: Never Mucking out a Shelter Again
The Very Best Predator Control Is Not a Fence
Chapter 26: Replacing Petroleum with People
Chapter 27: Wrestling with Poop Beasts and Peeing in the Garden
Creating a Magnificent Jungle with Your Urine
An Exploration of Pooping Contraptions
Making Poop Jerky and Saving It for Later
Feeding Poop Beasts, Killing Them, and Building Stuff out of Their Bones
Chapter 28: The Solutions to Colony Collapse Disorder Are Embarrassingly Simple
Chapter 29: Destroy Your Orchard to Make a Food Forest
Chapter 30: A Building Design That Solves Almost Everything
Setting Our Design Criteria Extremely High
We Can Do Better Than Straw Bale Designs
We Can Do Better Than Cob Designs
The Dirty Secret of Sustainable
Building
The Joy and Heartbreak of Earthships
Prevent Wildfires by Building a Home
From Junk to Genius with One Simple Design Change
A Freaky-Cheap Home That Doesn’t Look Freaky-Cheap
Using the Heat from Summer to Heat Your Home During the Winter
The Strict Definition of Wofati
A Modification for a Year-Round Freezer
Chapter 31: Natural Swimming Pools
Keeping the Water Clean
Avoiding the Ice Bath
How Do I Build One? Gimmie! Gimmie Now!
Part 6: Conclusion
Chapter 32: Hey! You Know What Would be Cool?
Appendices
Appendix A: World Domination
Appendix B: Tabular Summary of Solutions
Acknowledgments
About the Authors
Endnotes
Part 0 - IntroductionChapter 1 - A Different Approach to Solving World ProblemsIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…
- Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities, 1859
It is the best of times. We have the internet, cars, jets, space travel, movies, electricity, and comforts for the masses far beyond the imagination of Dickens.
It is the worst of times. Political debate continues on whether the human species will survive climate change. Mercury in the atmosphere has made all fish toxic – even fish found in the most remote wilderness. The palette for toxins has changed – it is more subtle but far more dangerous and varied. We now have massive patches of garbage in our oceans, and we continue to route sewage laden with toxic waste into many of our waterways. Cancer now kills 100 times more people, per capita, than during the smoky days of Dickens.¹ War, starvation, and poverty have yet to be rooted out. We now have a collection of new illnesses we are struggling to understand. Most of our electronics have the shame of modern slavery woven into them, and our addiction to these toys forfeits our privacy to a variety of nefarious entities. Not to mention we…
Sorry about that. I have now smacked the pause
button on the dark stuff. The list still runs on for a few hours, but it was twisting my innards and I think you get the general vibe: the list of global problems is massive and overwhelming.
When confronted with such significant problems, our first instinct is to tell the bad guys to stop being bad. Of course, we’d be doing so on a rigged playing field. And for each person who actually does write a letter or confront the bad guys, there might be a hundred people who simply develop an ulcer.
About seven years ago, a friend contacted me to tell me he had become obsessed with fracking. He was actively protesting two or three times a week. He lived in Colorado, so I asked him how he heats his home. He responded, with natural gas.
After all of his protesting, it never occurred to him that he was feeding the monster. When I pointed this out to him, his first response was to switch to electric heat. I then pointed out the environmental problems with electric heat, including how natural gas is now being used to generate electricity in his area. So he then contemplated going without any heat at all. Yikes!
For nearly every global problem, there are solutions we can implement in our backyard that save us money and help us live more luxuriant lives. If a few of us do these things and bask in the glow of the opulence and extra cash, others will observe and think I want extra luxury and money too! Not fair!
So they emulate, and on and on it goes. Then the global problems sort of just dry up and blow away. That’s what this book is about.
I think the reason we see so many people angry is that they genuinely care. But they seem to get stuck at being angry. Some people spend a hundred hours a week for twenty years being angry and not much changes. But I think that if you spend a tiny fraction of that time doing the things mentioned in this book, your global positive impact will be a thousand times greater.
This book is one massive, steaming pile of my opinion. Well, our opinion. About 70% of the book is made from articles, podcasts, videos, presentations, and interviews I (Paul) have shared publicly. And then Shawn and I spent the better part of a year polishing it and augmenting it to make it a single, cohesive piece in order to express a collective position. Because these thoughts and experiences were Paul’s before Shawn came along, we agreed to maintain the first person presentation. So when you read this book in your head, you can read it in Paul’s voice or, at least, what you imagine it sounding like. At the same time, we agreed that there would be no word in this book that Shawn disagreed with unless there was some sort of accompanying note showing his dissent. It turned out there was no need for such a note.
I live in Montana. Shawn lives in Canada. And so a lot of this book is focused on solutions for people living in a cold climate. But, for those who live in warmer climates, I think that there are still some excellent ideas worth contemplating.
Living in the subtropics, I’ve noticed that almost everything in this book still applies. Even rocket mass heaters can be useful! If you want to make an impact, I recommend this book for any climate.
– Katie Young
The points made in these chapters have been run by thousands of people to be further polished, tested, and contested. We have attempted to go through every sentence of this book many times to make sure that we have properly qualified each statement. That said, it is still possible that there is a stumble or two in these pages.
Making a comprehensive list of the known global problems would fill several books. My thoughts on solving these issues could fill a few hundred books. Shawn and I have agreed to limit our focus to a few global problems, skip past a lot of the explanations, and then hit just the most important points for each solution. About a hundred times throughout this book, we wrote There are about twenty more pages to write here, but we had to cut that out
– and then we cut those words out too. If you want more information on a particular topic or if you want to discuss these topics with thousands of others who are bonkers about this stuff, feel free to check out the links in the footnotes. That said, we believe that if we solve the issues presented in this book, the rest of the world’s issues will be well on their way to being solved too.
For me, nearly all of our problems are solved with a recipe composed mostly of homesteading and permaculture. For those new to the term, permaculture is a regenerative design science. Some people have taken this term in directions that I am not comfortable with, but I have chosen to embrace the word anyway because I appreciate its original intentions and how nearly everything I advocate can conveniently fit into one simple, delicious word. I like to think that permaculture provides a more symbiotic relationship with nature so I can be even lazier.
For each global issue, a lot of hype is put into solutions that have far too little impact on the actual problem. In this book, we will provide a metric for each problem so we can chip away at our own personal impact on the globe and, maybe, eventually, even cover the footprint of twenty others.
Let’s get to work.
Part 1 - The ProblemsChapter 2 - Environmentalist vs “Environmentalist”I once saw a documentary where a wind farm was forbidden by the government because of the local outcry. The woman who led the resistance said We must all do our part for the environment!
The people who wanted the wind farm said pretty much the same thing. Leaving the real argument aside, I was very interested in a few clues that were given up about this woman’s personal life. My impression, based on very limited data, was that she probably considered herself to be an environmentalist. And yet, if there were some sort of super-accurate machine that could measure her eco level based on her actions over the last year, I think she would score poorly. Very poorly.
I suspect that most people who would call themselves an environmentalist would score poorly. The problem isn’t that they are nefarious. Or stupid. It’s just that the eco information that they have been exposed to is probably some form of greenwashing misinformation – and plenty of it. So, how do you, dear reader, find out if you really are an eco warrior or an unwitting eco poser? Well, I’ve come up with a quick and simple test.
The complexity of a truly accurate test could fill a library and would change daily as new information and new problems are discovered. The discussion and debate over the quality and validity of the test could fill a hundred more libraries. But since I am seeking something very simple, I came up with a test that is massively permissive. It allows half of the current population of the United States to proudly sport the label eco
or environmentalist.
But the gut-wrenching part is that most of the people (yes, more than half) who read this book and are utterly certain that they are eco
are about to learn that they are, actually, posers. I won’t tell. I promise! Don’t kill me!
The Wheaton Eco-Poser Test
I am calling this The Wheaton Eco-Poser Test
¹ instead of The Eco-Poser Test
so that everybody who fails this test can make their own test, because, obviously, for them, this test was defective. For example, maybe The Poppins Eco-Poser Test
would heavily favor umbrella-based transportation schemes.
The average American adult spends about $1000 on heat and electricity per year (an average of $83 per month). The test is to spend less than the average. With one whammy: kids don’t count. So, a household with two adults and four kids needs to spend as little as a household with just two adults.
There you go. That’s the whole test. If you spend less than that, congratulations! You made it to eco level