DOWN TIME.

Boss: How do you reach back there… to wipe yourself?

Centaur: Uh… there is a device we use, it’s called an Aubesian – it’s a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.

Boss: So… there’s a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers?

Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um… there’s a store that’s a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such… there’s one on 57th Street.

~ excerpt from “Centaur Job Interview”, originally airing on Saturday Night Live, May