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    501 Things to Be Wary Of: The Long Weekend Review, #10
    501 Things to Be Wary Of: The Long Weekend Review, #10
    501 Things to Be Wary Of: The Long Weekend Review, #10
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    501 Things to Be Wary Of: The Long Weekend Review, #10

    By David Macpherson

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    Who doesn't want all your fears and desires to be wrapped up in list form? We have done that for you. Everything to be wary of is included. Really. Every single one.

     

    The Long Weekend Review is a monthly e-zine that allows the writer to do whatever they want, as long as it is written in three days.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Macpherson
    Release dateDec 22, 2020
    ISBN9781393032205
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      501 Things to Be Wary Of - David Macpherson

      501 Things to Be Wary Of

      by

      David Macpherson

      The Long Weekend Review Issue 10: 501 Things to Be Wary Of

      Copyright 2020 David Macpherson

      All Rights Reserved

      The Cover Was Created by David Macpherson

      The Icon Was Licensed from the Noun Project

      The Artist of the Icon is Xitong Deng

      We are currently not taking submissions

      macphersondavid607@gmail.com

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      On facebook David’s group is Dave Macpherson is a Writing Stuff.

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      501 Things to Be Wary Of

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      1- Be wary of termites

      2- Be wary of egg salad

      3- Be wary of cutting edge technology masquerading as vintage items, like a cell phone pretending to be a rotary phone, you should not trust that

      4- Be wary of dust

      5- Be wary of dust mites

      6- Be wary of the song Dust in the Wind

      7- Be wary of telekinesis

      8- Be wary of mind reading

      9 Be wary of old friends who laugh too much and say, You know I can read your mind

      10 Be wary of old friends in general

      11 Be wary of rules of grammar

      12 Be wary of semicolons, because they are not quite colons, they are half punctuation, they should not be defined by being similar, but not identical to another piece of punctuation

      13 Be wary of alternate universes

      14 Be wary of lists that do not skip the number 13, because the number 13 is bad luck and now there is no chance that this list will end well

      15 Be wary of something that is new and improved

      16 Be wary of liking something because that’s the way my grandmother had it and if it was good enough for her, it should be good enough me

      17 Be wary of grandparents

      18 Be wary of cardigan sweaters

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