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    Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse
    Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse
    Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse
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    Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse

    By David J. Cuff

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    This collection of 150 short poems puts the reader in the driver’s seat while approaching a carwash and reading signs placed by the owner. The messages are in ten different categories. Some are complimentary. Many are not. Would you be interested ? Offended ? Would you turn right and get a wash ?

    Enjoy these verses yourself, or give them to your favorite driver.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu Publishing Services
    Release dateJun 21, 2016
    ISBN9781483452463
    Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse

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