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----------------------------Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ? Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.
oO Ghareebo Bus me latak k aane walo Light k baghair rehne walo Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo 12 ka petrol 105 me kharidne walo Selab ka imdadi saman Dobara market se kharidne walo Shehr ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo Sania ko bhabi kehne walo Pepsi pe 5 rupay km kr k pura mahina msg krne walo Muni ko badnam krne walo English k paper me Calculator le k jaane walo Zardari ko Sadar banane walo

KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Maam may i come.. *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.. *UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae *K.G: clas tst me star.. *UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-). Salam kia hal hai me thek hun Mujhe apko ye btaty howy b0hat khushi aur fakhar mehsoos ho raha hy k Allah k fazal o karam aur waldein ki duaon aur ap jese azeem dosto ki muhabat or hosla afzai ki badolat aaj mera KHARBOOZA Meetha nikla hy Shukria Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D$T.. Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy (-,-) Acha abbu me <)(\ chalti hon,phr aao _// gi agle hafty: Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =)) 1. There is no wind in the football. 2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ? 3. You rotate the ground 4 times. 4. You go & under stand the tree. 5. Ill give clap on your face. 6. Bring your parents with your mother & father. 7. Why Haircut not cut 8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When Im there in the Class? 9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN

Jab light ho out of control Taar ko TU kar ke goal Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal AaaaLL IS WELL K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga??? Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga Tar utha Kunda laga Kunda laga k bol bhayya AAaAaAL IZZ WELL Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance
Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu tum kya samjhey they I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na its called High Blood Pressure:p. Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum, if I failed in two say Muslimeen says Asalam o Alaikum. . . . the friend comes from the university and says Ummat e Muslima says Asalam o Alaikum 1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The. 1 JIN Aaya Or Bola Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko AgrMene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam MBA Ne Needle Phenki JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia. MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia. ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki. Wo Pani Me ghul gyi. Studnt bola: Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hai..:-) Ek din jab wo humse mili to bole kya hume yaad krte ho. ? . . . . . . . . Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to hm apni class me top na kar lete..!! Burraaah

Sara syllabus padh liya Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. __________________| 33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks! Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name? Santa : "Google Singh" Teacher: Y 2 Strange? Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai. Dirtiest Message Of All Tym ..... Sardar g In a Plane Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a Vomit Bag, Air Hostess Gives Him The Bag After Few Minutes When She Comes Back Evry1 Was Vomiting Except Sardar g She Was Surprisd & Askd "Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?" Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... " Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ... ;-> Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai

Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay? Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;-> Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga... ??? ;-> Man sees Sardar-G standing in d midle of a huge feild of grass & notices, He is jst standing dere,doing nothing, luking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G wh8 r U doing ? Sardar-G: Em trying 2 win a noble prize Man: How? Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their feild.. ;-> Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station. Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho?? Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha Bara Maza Aya Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon... Kitney tohfey deti hai yeh Mohobbat Bhi FARAZ Bewafai Alag Judai Alag

Tanhai Alag Or ami se pitai Alag

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