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peers D Short and Jewish and quite political D F#E Often hesitant and very analytical A D E A Praise be to Jesus A D E Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus C# D Woody Allen Jesus! A Jesus was a great entertainer D E Doing cool tricks all of the time F#Turning water into wine E Making stormy weather fine D Even now his stunts confound us D E Kinda did what Darren Brown does A D E A Praise be to Jesus A D E Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus C#Magic Woody Allen Jesus!

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A# Jesus died but then came back to life D# So the Holy Bible said GKinda like in Dawn of the Dead F Like a film by Simon Pegg D# Try that these days, youd be in trouble D# GF Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel A# D# F A# Praise be to Jesus A# D# F GPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus D- D# D- A Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!

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A# Jesus ascended into Heaven D# F He was an incredible guy GYou dont often find fellas that fly F Disappear right into the sky D# F And only once did he use this ability D# GF With great power comes great responsibility A# D# F A# Praise be to Jesus A# D# F GPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Jesus D Jesus! C Jesus mother gave birth to him F G Without having sex with a dude ANo, she would never be that rude G Never even be nude with a dude F A-

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Breeding without the opposite gender is F ACommonly known as parthenogenesis F Other animals that dont need males G F G Include a lot of lizards and various snails C F G C Praise be to Jesus C F G APraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus G Jesus! AJesus can communicate with the deceased G Like Psychic Sally AJesus lives forever, which is pretty odd G But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood A#Jesus is in more than one place at a time G# Like an electron or Schrdingers feline A#Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle G# He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle A#Jesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard G# But Im not saying its me F# G# Im not saying that I am Jesus F# G# Im not saying that I am Jesus A I am Jesus! D G A D Praise be to Jesus D G A BPraise be to Woody Allen Jesus Woody Allen Jesus! Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft Me Jesus! Peace.