ANDHER NAGRI CHOUPAT RAJA, TAKE SER BHAJI TAKE SER KHAJA Saint: My child Narayandas, this city

looks very beautiful. Lets try for some alms. Narayandas: Guru Ji Maharaj, indeed this city is very beautiful, and good alms will a great treat. Saint: My child Govardhandas, go to west and Narayandas go to east. Govardhandas: My brother merchant what is the rate of flour? Merchant: One paise for one kg. Govardhandas: and sugar Merchant: One paise for one kg. Goverdhandas: What is the rate of vegetables? Merchant: One paise for one kg. Goverdhandas: What is the rate of sweets? Merchant: One paise for one kg. Goverdhandas: Does everything cost here one paise per kg? Merchant: Yes, my dear. Goverdhandas: What is the name of this city? Merchant: Andher nagri. Goverdhandas: wow! Andher nagri chaupat raja, take ser bhaji take ser khaja. Merchant: Baba, if you want something then buy it. Goverdhandas: I got seven paise in alms. Give me seven kg sweets. (In jungle) Saint: Child Goverdhandas, What is in alms? Your bag looks heavy? Goverdhandas: Guru ji, I got sevent paise, and I purchased seven kg sweets. Narayandas: What is the name of city? Goverdhandas: Andher nagri chaupat raja, take ser bhaji take ser khaja. Narayandas: Guruji, this city appears dangerous, we should immediately leave it.

Saint: You are right, we must move. Govardhandas: Guru ji, it is the cheapest place in the world. I am not going anywhere. I will stay here. Saint: Look my child, Govardhandas, I am leaving with Narayandas. If you dont follow my advice you will be in danger in near future. If you are in danger, then you can summon me.

FOURTH SCENE (Council of ministers) King: Tell me. What happened? Petitioner: Long live my king. King: What brings you here? Petitioner: Oh my king, Kallus wall fell down and my goat died under it. King: Is that so? Call Kallu. Kallu: Long live king. King: Due to you Ballus goat died. You must be hanged. Kallu: Oh my king, it is not my fault. The mason built the weak wall. King: O.K. leave him, bring the mason. Mason: Long live king. King: How the goat died? Mason: Oh my king, it is not my fault. It is due to the low quality of lime. King: O.K. then call the lime man. Lime man: Long live king. King: You must be hanged fool. You murdered the goat. Lime man: Praise on your wisdom and kindness my king. It is not my fault. The butcher made the big leather pot to mix water. Due to this the extra water was mixed. Butcher: Long live king. King: You must be hanged o murderer. Why did you make the big leather pot? Butcher: Oh! The greatest of all, it is not my fault. The shepherd gave me a big goat.

King: Call the shepherd. Shepherd: Long live my great king. King: Why did you sell a big goat to butcher? Shepherd: Spare me, my lord. Our police head was passing from there. I got distracted and I couldnt focus on small or big goat. It is not my mistake. King: Shame on you. You are police head and you are responsible for killing of a poor goat. Police Head: Spare me my lord. I was preparing for your parade. King: You mustnt have done this as this led to death of the goat. You must be hanged. It is my order. Soldiers, imprison the police head. (Fifth scene) Goverdhandas: Guruji was wrong. This country is very good. I am enjoying here. Soldier: Hey you, come with us. You have become very fat by overeating. Goverdhandas: I havent done anything wrong. Why are you taking me with you? Soldier 1: You are fat, so you must be hanged. Goverdhandas: But you cant hang a sage. Soldier 2: It is the order of the king. Our police head is very thing. The noose cant around his neck. Soldier 1: So, our king ordered to hang a fat man, just like you. Some one must be punished for killing of a goat. (Six scene) Goverdhandas: For the sake of God and religion dont hang a sage. Soldier: You must be hanged fat man. Goverdhandas: Guruji, save me. Saint: Alakhniranjan. What happened Goverdhandas? (One soldier tells the whole story) Saint: I want to give sermon to my follower last time. Soldier: You can go ahead, Maharaj. Saint: I told you earlier you mustnt stay here.

Goverdhandas: I am sorry for my mistake. Please, save me. Saint: Listen my plan and follow it. Goverdhandas: Please hang me soon. Saint: No,. I want to be hanged. Goverdhandas: No, it is my golden chance. Saint: It is my good luck, I am not going to miss it. King: Why are you making noise? Saint: It is the auspicious time to die. If someone is hanged he will go to heaven. Everyone: We want to be hanged. King: Only king can go to heaven. Hang me. The king was hanged and everyone was happy.