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Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfa ll problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in you r absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in In dia!!! 6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if yo u drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink th an to purchase it for Rs:10 10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avat ar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juic es. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk prod ucts. 13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India. 14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face. 15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls. 16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs. 17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfish er make mineral water. 18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil. 19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat. And, finally this 20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefu llybeforeinvesting.