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Kaaranam illaamal Kalaindhu Poaga idhu KANAVUM illai, Kaaranam Solli Pirindhu ponga idhu KAADHALUM illai, UYIR ullavarai thodarum Unnamaiyyaana NATTPPU. .

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Vaazhakkayil Anbaana uravugall kidaippadhu mukkiyam all Vaazhnaall muzhuvadhum avargaludan anbaaga iruppadhu dhaan mukkiyam . -yendrum ANBUDAN Ungall ANBAN

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Vaazhnaall muzhuvadhum avargaludan anbaaga iruppadhu dhaan mukkiyam . -yendrum ANBUDAN Ungall ANBAN

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Facts about Tamil Superstar Rajanikanth Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman.. out of rain. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajanikanth can drown a fish. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on,he turns the dark off. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Rajanikanthcalendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesnt say, Did you mean Rajanikanth? It simply replies, Run while you still have the chance. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanthleg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, hes telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/tamil-sms/page/16 There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Rajanikanthhasadeepandabidingrespectforhumanlife unless it gets in his way. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang! In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death. When you say no ones perfect , Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

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1. Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa. . 2. Fan-ukkum rekkai irukku. Paravai-kkum rekkai irukku. Fan-ala parakka mudiyaathu. Paravai-ala sutha mudiyaathu. AaanaaFan-a amukina suthum. Paravai-a amukina kathum )

3. tool box la tool la parka mudiyummatch box la match a parka mudiyuma!!! 4. Irukkurappa enna daan complan, bournvita kudichalum sethadukkapram ellarukkum pal daan 5. South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?! 6. pache molagale pache irukkum aana kodemolagale kodey irukkuma 7. lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalamaana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyathu.. 8. nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum, unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vanganum. 9. meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalamaana kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu. 10. kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varumaana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum. 11. Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala adicha that is KalaiBut Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala adicha that is Kolai 12. Railway Stationla Police Station irukkum But Police Stationla railway station irukkathu 13. Yevalavu Dan Neechal Therinjalum Tumler thannila Neentha Mudiyathu. 14. Ennathan Naiku Nalu Kaal Irundhalum Athaala Kaal Mela Kaal Pottu Ukkara Mudiyathu

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17. Nee Enna Thaan Costly Mobile Vachiruthalum Adhula Evalavu Thaan Recharge Pannalum Unnaala Unnaku Call Panna Mudiyathu 18. Kosu Kadicha Yaanaikaal Varum But Yaanai Kadicha Kosukaal Varathu 19. Valkaikum Valukaikum Orea Vithyasam Onnumae Illatha Valkai Bore Adikum Onnumae Illatha Valukai Glare Adikum 20. Policesikkum Porukikkum enna Vithyasam Adi-ThadiSenja Porukki Thadi-AdiSenja Police 21. Trainnuku Ticket Vangi Platformla Ukkaralaam Ana Platform Ticket Vangi Trainla Ukkara Mudiyathu 22. Ennathan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum Naai Thorathina Odi Thaan Aganum 23. Busla Nee Earunalum Unnmalae Bus Earunalum Ticket Vangaporadhu Nee Thaan 24. PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma? 25. Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre Ulae Poitu Ticket Vangaradu Operation Theatre 26. Kaakaa Enna Thaan Karuppa Irundalum Adhu Podura muttai Vellai Thaan Muttai Enna Thaan Vellaiya Irundalum Athukulae irukura Kaakaa Karupp Thaan 27. Iron Boxla Iron Pannalam Anna Pencil Boxla Pencil Panna Mudiyathu 28. Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

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Sat 12 May 2007

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Vazhkaiyyil Uyir Nannbar kidapipadhu mukkiyam alla. Vaazhnaall muzhuvadhum avargalludan uyiraaga irupadhey mukkiyam. !

Sat 12 May 2007

The Secret of My Energy?


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The Secret of My Energy? Boost.? No Horlicks.? No Money.? No Then what? Adhaan Secretnu solromla.! Appuram enna lottu lottunu amukkilkittu.?

Sun 6 May 2007

Namitha s Saree
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Namitha Fan : Madam Neenga Fulla,

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kattina maadhiri, oru Stilla NETla paathean.

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Namitha Fan : Madam Neenga Fulla, Ozhunga Saari kattina maadhiri, oru Stilla NETla paathean. Namitha : Please adhai nambaadheenga,adhu Computer GRAPHICs..! !

Sun 6 May 2007

Today Hi-koo Kavidhai:


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Ella Autovilum Ezhudhapattu irukkiradhu Aanal, Oru Hospitalil Kooda Ezhudha padavillai.. Prasavathirkku ilavasamYendru.!.!.!.

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