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Item / Line 375 Nicholas Cage weapons used for WWIII The homosexual lifestyle

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FAQ / Card Explinations Card Color Black White White Text This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with ___ Judge Judy Adderall

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Comments / Corrections can be sent to Pileot@gmail.com. Notes / Comments Nicholas cage listed as v1.4, Nicolas Cage listed as v1-1.3. Assume "Nicholas" is a typo and card has been consistant throughout. Please check your deck for this card "I do not know with which weapons" vs "I do not know with what weapons". Which is correct for what version? Is this card in ANY deck / expansion? Which one? PAX 2013 cards inbound. Check them over for typos, etc. Big Black Box and other news! checking / adding expansions Why/how were the pax cards numbered this year? What kind of box did the box cards come in? Was it the "bigger "[italic]This[/italic] guy!" and "[Ladle] Ladles." are in expansion 1. which version did they first appear? A Gentle Caress of the inner thigh vs A caress of the inner thigh. My 1.4 has gentle, a reported 1.3 lacks gentle. The homosexual lifestyle vs the homosexual lifestyle. My 1.4 has lifestyle, a reported 1.3 has agenda. what card is

(If you have a card that gets played and often the table doesn't know what it is, email me and i'll add it to the list) Explination Last line in the book The Hollow Men by T.S. Eliot. who knew? Judge Judy is an American arbitration-based reality court show presided over by retired Manhattan Family Court Adderall is a pharmaceutical drug used in the treatment of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and The Three-Fifths Compromise was a compromise between Southern and Northern states reached during the Philadelphia Convention of 1787 in which three-fifths of the enumerated population of slaves would be counted for representation purposes regarding both the distribution of taxes and the apportionment of the members of the

If you can correct anything in this document, or add to it, please contact Pileot@gmail.com. Thanks! Text (I am doing Kegels right now.) 2 Girls 1 Cup. 50,000 volts straight to the nipples. 72 virgins. 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. A bag of magic beans. A balanced breakfast. A big hoopla about nothing. A bitch slap. A bleached asshole. A Bop It. A brain tumor. A bucket of fish heads. A can of whoop-ass. A caress of the inner thigh A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. A clandestine butt scratch. A cooler full of organs. A death ray. A defective condom. A disappointing birthday party. A drive-by shooting. A falcon with a cap on its head. A fetus. A foul mouth. A gassy antelope. A gentle caress of the inner thigh. A good sniff. A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. A Gypsy curse. A homoerotic volleyball montage. A hot mess. A LAN party. A lifetime of sadness. A live studio audience. A look-see. A mating display. A micropenis. A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. A middle-aged man on roller skates. A mime having a stroke. A moment of silence. A monkey smoking a cigar. A mopey zoo lion. A murder most foul. A neglected Tamagotchi. A pyramid of severed heads. A really cool hat. A robust mongoloid. A sad handjob. A salty surprise. A sassy black woman.

A sausage festival. A sea of troubles. A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. A spastic nerd. A stray pube. A subscription to Men's Fitness. A Super Soaker full of cat pee. A thermonuclear detonation. A time travel paradox. A tiny horse. A tribe of warrior women. A vajazzled vagina. A wheelchair death race. A windmill full of corpses. A wisecracking terrorist. A zesty breakfast burrito. Aaron Burr. Abstinence. Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie. Active listening. Actually taking candy from a baby. Adderall. Adult Friendfinder. Advice from a wise, old black man. African children Agriculture. AIDS. Alcoholism. All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. Altar boys. America. American Gladiators. Amputees. An asymmetric boob job. An erection that lasts longer than four hours. An honest cop with nothing left to lose. An icepick labotomy. An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. An M16 assault rifle. An Oedipus complex. An oversized lollipop. An ugly face. An uppercut. Anal beads. Another goddamn vampire movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Asians who aren't good at math. Assless chaps. Attitude. Auschwitz. Authentic Mexican cuisine. Autocannibalism. AXE Body Spray. Balls. Bananas in Pajamas.

Barack Obama. BATMAN!!! Battlefield amputations. Becoming a blueberry. Bees? Being a dick to children. Being a motherfucking sorcerer. Being fabulous. Being fat and stupid. Being marginalized. Being on fire. Being rich. Bestiality. Bill Nye the Science Guy. Bingeing and purging. Bitches. Black people. Bling. Bond, James Bond. Bono. Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. Boogers. Breaking out into song and dance. Britney Spears at 55. Brown people. Canned tuna with extra dolphin. Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit. Cards Against Humanity. Catapults. Centaurs. Chainsaws for hands. Charisma. Cheating in the Special Olympics. Child abuse. Child beauty pageants. Children on leashes. Chivalry. Christopher Walken. Chunks of dead prostitute. Chutzpah. Civilian casualties. Classist undertones. Coat hanger abortions. Cockfights. College. Concealing a boner. Consensual sex. Consultants. Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. Copping a feel. Count Chocula. Creed. Crippling debt. Crucifixion. Crumpets with the Queen.

Crystal meth. Cuddling. Customer service representatives. Cybernetic enhancements. Daddy issues. Darth Vader. Date rape. Dave Matthews Band. Dead babies. Dead parents. Dental dams. Destroying the evidence. Dick Cheney Dick fingers. Doin' it in the butt. Doing the right thing. Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza. Donald Trump. Douchebags on their iPhones. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Drinking alone. Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. Drum circles. Dry heaving. Dwarf tossing. Dying of dysentery. Dying. Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. Eating the last known bison. Eating too much of a lamp. Edible underpants. Elderly Japanese men. Electricity. Embryonic stem cells. Emotions. Erectile dysfunction. Estrogen. Ethnic cleansing. Eugenics. Euphoria by Calvin Klein. Exactly what you'd expect. Exchanging pleasantries. Existentialists. Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. Explosions. Extremely tight pants. Faith healing. FALCON PUNCH!!! Famine. Fancy Feast. Farting and walking away. Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory. Fear itself. Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.

Fiery poops. Figgy pudding. Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away. Finger painting. Fingering. Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. Five-Dollar Footlongs. Flash flooding. Flavored condoms. Flesh-eating bacteria. Flightless birds. Flying sex snakes. Foreskin. Forgetting the Alamo. Former President George W. Bush. Four Loko. Free samples. Friction. Friendly fire. Friends who eat all the snacks. Friends with benefits. Frolicking. Front butt. Full frontal nudity. Funky fresh rhymes. Gandhi. Garth Brooks. Gary Coleman. Geese. Genghis Khan. Genital piercings. German dungeon porn. Getting drunk on mouthwash. Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. Getting really high. Getting so angry that you pop a boner. Ghosts. Girls who shouldn't go wild. Giving 110% Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. Glenn Beck. Global warming. Gloryholes. Goats eating cans. Goats eating coins. Goblins. God. GoGurt. Golden showers. Grandma. Grave robbing. Growing a pair.

Guys who don't call. Half-assed foreplay. Harry Potter erotica. Have some more kugel. Heartwarming orphans. Heath Ledger. Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. Heteronormativity. Historically black colleges. Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. Homeless people. Hope. Hormone injections. Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. Horse meat. Hospice care. Hot cheese. Hot people. Hot Pockets. Hulk Hogan. Hunting "accidents". Hurricane Katrina. I'm friends with your dad on Facebook. Impotence. Improvised explosive devices. Inappropriate yelling. Inappropriate yodeling. Incest. Intelligent design. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Italians. Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. Jew-fros. Jewish fraternities. Jibber-jabber. John Wilkes Booth Judge Judy. Justin Bieber. Kamikaze pilots. Kanye West. Keanu Reeves. Keeping Christ in Christmas. Keg stands. Kibbles ' Bits. Kids with ass cancer. Kim Jong-il. Lactation. Lady Gaga. Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. Land mines. Laying an egg. Leaving an awkward voicemail. Leprosy.

Letting yourself go. Licking things to claim them as your own. Lockjaw. Loose lips. Lumberjack fantasies. Lunchables. Mad cow disease. Making a pouty face. Making sex at her. Man meat. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Martha Stewart. Masturbation. Mathletes. Me time. MechaHitler. Men. Menstrual rage. Menstruation. Michael Jackson. Michelle Obama's arms. Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf. Morgan Freeman's voice. Mountain Dew Code Red. Mouth herpes. Mr. Clean, right behind you. Mr. Snuffleupagus. Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). Multiple stab wounds. Mutually-assured destruction. Muzzy. My collection of high-tech sex toys. My genitals. My humps. My inner demons. My relationship status. My sex life. My soul. My vagina. Natalie Portman. Natural male enhancement. Natural selection. Nazis. Necrophilia. New Age music. Nickelback. Nicolas Cage. Nip slips. Nipple blades. Nocturnal emissions. Not giving a shit about the Third World. Not reciprocating oral sex. Not wearing pants. Obesity. Object permanence.

Old-people smell. One trillion dollars. Oompa-Loompas. Opposable thumbs. Overcompensation. Oversized lollipops. Pabst Blue Ribbon. Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. Panda sex. Paris Hilton. Parting the Red Sea. Party poopers. Passable transvestites. Passing a kidney stone. Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. Passive-agression. PCP. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Pedophiles. Peeing a little bit. Penis envy. People who smell their own socks. Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. Pictures of boobs. Pixelated bukkake. Police Brutality. Pooping back and forth. Forever. Pooping in the soup. Poopy diapers. Poor life choices. Poor people. Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. Popped collars. Porn stars. Powerful thighs. Prancing. Praying the gay away. Preteens. Pretending to care. Prosti-tots. Pterodactyl eggs. Puberty. Public ridicule. Pulling out. Puppies! Queefing. Racially-biased SAT questions. Racism. Raping and pillaging. Raptor attacks. Re-gifting. Rehab. Repression. Republicans. Riding off into the sunset.

Ring Pops. Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians. Road head. Robbing a sperm bank. Robert Downey, Jr. RoboCop. Ronald Reagan. Roofies. Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. Same-sex ice dancing. Sarah Palin. Saxophone solos. Scalping. Science. Scientology. Scrubbing under the folds. Sean Connery. Sean Penn. Seduction. Self-loathing. Seppuku. Serfdom. Sexting. Sexual tension. Sexy pillow fights. Shapeshifters. Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. Sharing needles. Shiny objects. Shorties and blunts. Showing up to an orgy for the food. Silence. Sipping artificial popcorn butter. Skeletor. Smallpox blankets. Smegma. Sniffing glue. Sobbing into a Hungry-Man Frozen Dinner Soiling oneself. Some god-damn peace and quiet. Soup that is too hot. Spectacular abs. Sperm whales. Spontaneous human combustion. Stalin. Stephen Hawking talking dirty. Steve Irwin. Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Stormtroopers. Stranger danger. Stunt doubles. Substitute teachers. Sucking some dicks to not get drafted. Sunshine and rainbows. Surprise sex!

Sweet, sweet vengeance. Switching to Geico. Swooping. Synergistic management solutions. Take-backsies. Taking off your shirt. Tangled Slinkys. Tasteful sideboob. Teaching a robot to love. Team-building exercises. Teenage pregnancy. Tentacle porn. Testicular torsion. That one gay Teletubby. That thing that electrocutes your abs. The American Dream The Amish. The art of seduction. The Big Bang. The Blood of Christ. The Boy Scouts of America. The Care Bear Stare. The Chinese gymnastics team. The chronic. The clitoris. The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. The deformed. The Devil Himself. The Donald Trump Seal of Approval. The drama club. The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. The female orgasm. The folly of man. The forbidden fruit. The Force. The gays. The glass ceiling. The Great Depression. The Hamburglar. The hardworking Mexican. The heart of a child. The Holy Bible. The homosexual agenda. The homosexual lifestyle. The Hustle. The inevitable heat death of the universe. The invisible hand. The Jews. The KKK The Kool-Aid Man. The light of a billion suns. The Little Engine That Could. The Make-A-Wish Foundation. The milk man. The miracle of childbirth.

The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On". The People's Elbow. The placenta. The plot of a Michael Bay movie. The Pope. The profoundly handicapped. The Rapture. The Red Menace. The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. The South. The Superdome. The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. The terrorists. The Thong Song. The Three-Fifths compromise. The token minority. The Trail of Tears The true meaning of Christmas. The bermensch. The Underground Railroad. The violation of our most basic human rights. The Virginia Tech Massacre The World of Warcraft. Third base. This answer is postmodern. Those times when you get sand in your vagina. Throwing a virgin into a volcano. Tickle Me Elmo. Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop. Tiger Woods. Tom Cruise. Toni Morrison's vagina. Too much hair gel. "Tweeting." Twinkies. Two midgets shitting into a bucket. Unfathomable stupidity. Uppercuts. Used panties. Vehicular homicide. Vehicular manslaughter. Viagra. Vigilante justice. Vigorous jazz hands. Vikings. Waiting 'til marriage. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. Waterboarding. Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. Wet dreams. When you fart and a little bit comes out. Whipping it out. White people. White privilege.

Wifely duties. Will Smith. William Shatner. Winking at old people. Wiping her butt. Women in yogurt commercials. Women's suffrage. World peace. Yeast. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

If you can correct anything in this document, or add to it, please contact Pileot@gmail.com. Thanks! Text (I am doing Kegels right now.) 2 Girls 1 Cup. 50,000 volts straight to the nipples. 72 virgins. 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. A bag of magic beans. A balanced breakfast. A big hoopla about nothing. A bitch slap. A bleached asshole. A Bop It. A brain tumor. A bucket of fish heads. A can of whoop-ass. A caress of the inner thigh A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. A clandestine butt scratch. A cooler full of organs. A death ray. A defective condom. A disappointing birthday party. A drive-by shooting. A falcon with a cap on its head. A fetus. A foul mouth. A gassy antelope. A gentle caress of the inner thigh. A good sniff. A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. A Gypsy curse. A homoerotic volleyball montage. A hot mess. A LAN party. A lifetime of sadness. A live studio audience. A look-see. A mating display. A micropenis. A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. A middle-aged man on roller skates. A mime having a stroke. A moment of silence. A monkey smoking a cigar. A mopey zoo lion. A murder most foul. A neglected Tamagotchi. A pyramid of severed heads. A really cool hat. A robust mongoloid. A sad handjob. A salty surprise. A sassy black woman.

A sausage festival. A sea of troubles. A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. A spastic nerd. A stray pube. A subscription to Men's Fitness. A Super Soaker full of cat pee. A thermonuclear detonation. A time travel paradox. A tiny horse. A tribe of warrior women. A vajazzled vagina. A wheelchair death race. A windmill full of corpses. A wisecracking terrorist. A zesty breakfast burrito. Aaron Burr. Abstinence. Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie. Active listening. Actually taking candy from a baby. Adderall. Adult Friendfinder. Advice from a wise, old black man. African children Agriculture. AIDS. Alcoholism. All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. Altar boys. America. American Gladiators. Amputees. An asymmetric boob job. An erection that lasts longer than four hours. An honest cop with nothing left to lose. An icepick labotomy. An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. An M16 assault rifle. An Oedipus complex. An oversized lollipop. An ugly face. An uppercut. Anal beads. Another goddamn vampire movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Asians who aren't good at math. Assless chaps. Attitude. Auschwitz. Authentic Mexican cuisine. Autocannibalism. AXE Body Spray. Balls. Bananas in Pajamas.

Barack Obama. BATMAN!!! Battlefield amputations. Becoming a blueberry. Bees? Being a dick to children. Being a motherfucking sorcerer. Being fabulous. Being fat and stupid. Being marginalized. Being on fire. Being rich. Bestiality. Bill Nye the Science Guy. Bingeing and purging. Bitches. Black people. Bling. Bond, James Bond. Bono. Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. Boogers. Breaking out into song and dance. Britney Spears at 55. Brown people. Canned tuna with extra dolphin. Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit. Cards Against Humanity. Catapults. Centaurs. Chainsaws for hands. Charisma. Cheating in the Special Olympics. Child abuse. Child beauty pageants. Children on leashes. Chivalry. Christopher Walken. Chunks of dead prostitute. Chutzpah. Civilian casualties. Classist undertones. Coat hanger abortions. Cockfights. College. Concealing a boner. Consensual sex. Consultants. Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. Copping a feel. Count Chocula. Creed. Crippling debt. Crucifixion. Crumpets with the Queen.

Crystal meth. Cuddling. Customer service representatives. Cybernetic enhancements. Daddy issues. Darth Vader. Date rape. Dave Matthews Band. Dead babies. Dead parents. Dental dams. Destroying the evidence. Dick Cheney Dick fingers. Doin' it in the butt. Doing the right thing. Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza. Donald Trump. Douchebags on their iPhones. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Drinking alone. Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. Drum circles. Dry heaving. Dwarf tossing. Dying of dysentery. Dying. Eastern European Turbo-Folk music. Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. Eating the last known bison. Eating too much of a lamp. Edible underpants. Elderly Japanese men. Electricity. Embryonic stem cells. Emotions. Erectile dysfunction. Estrogen. Ethnic cleansing. Eugenics. Euphoria by Calvin Klein. Exactly what you'd expect. Exchanging pleasantries. Existentialists. Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. Explosions. Extremely tight pants. Faith healing. FALCON PUNCH!!! Famine. Fancy Feast. Farting and walking away. Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory. Fear itself. Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.

Fiery poops. Figgy pudding. Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away. Finger painting. Fingering. Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. Five-Dollar Footlongs. Flash flooding. Flavored condoms. Flesh-eating bacteria. Flightless birds. Flying sex snakes. Foreskin. Forgetting the Alamo. Former President George W. Bush. Four Loko. Free samples. Friction. Friendly fire. Friends who eat all the snacks. Friends with benefits. Frolicking. Front butt. Full frontal nudity. Funky fresh rhymes. Gandhi. Garth Brooks. Gary Coleman. Geese. Genghis Khan. Genital piercings. German dungeon porn. Getting drunk on mouthwash. Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. Getting really high. Getting so angry that you pop a boner. Ghosts. Girls who shouldn't go wild. Giving 110% Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. Glenn Beck. Global warming. Gloryholes. Goats eating cans. Goats eating coins. Goblins. God. GoGurt. Golden showers. Grandma. Grave robbing. Growing a pair.

Guys who don't call. Half-assed foreplay. Harry Potter erotica. Have some more kugel. Heartwarming orphans. Heath Ledger. Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. Heteronormativity. Historically black colleges. Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. Homeless people. Hope. Hormone injections. Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. Horse meat. Hospice care. Hot cheese. Hot people. Hot Pockets. Hulk Hogan. Hunting "accidents". Hurricane Katrina. I'm friends with your dad on Facebook. Impotence. Improvised explosive devices. Inappropriate yelling. Inappropriate yodeling. Incest. Intelligent design. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Italians. Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. Jew-fros. Jewish fraternities. Jibber-jabber. John Wilkes Booth Judge Judy. Justin Bieber. Kamikaze pilots. Kanye West. Keanu Reeves. Keeping Christ in Christmas. Keg stands. Kibbles ' Bits. Kids with ass cancer. Kim Jong-il. Lactation. Lady Gaga. Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. Land mines. Laying an egg. Leaving an awkward voicemail. Leprosy.

Letting yourself go. Licking things to claim them as your own. Lockjaw. Loose lips. Lumberjack fantasies. Lunchables. Mad cow disease. Making a pouty face. Making sex at her. Man meat. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Martha Stewart. Masturbation. Mathletes. Me time. MechaHitler. Men. Menstrual rage. Menstruation. Michael Jackson. Michelle Obama's arms. Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf. Morgan Freeman's voice. Mountain Dew Code Red. Mouth herpes. Mr. Clean, right behind you. Mr. Snuffleupagus. Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). Multiple stab wounds. Mutually-assured destruction. Muzzy. My collection of high-tech sex toys. My genitals. My humps. My inner demons. My relationship status. My sex life. My soul. My vagina. Natalie Portman. Natural male enhancement. Natural selection. Nazis. Necrophilia. New Age music. Nickelback. Nicolas Cage. Nip slips. Nipple blades. Nocturnal emissions. Not giving a shit about the Third World. Not reciprocating oral sex. Not wearing pants. Obesity. Object permanence.

Old-people smell. One trillion dollars. Oompa-Loompas. Opposable thumbs. Overcompensation. Oversized lollipops. Pabst Blue Ribbon. Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. Panda sex. Paris Hilton. Parting the Red Sea. Party poopers. Passable transvestites. Passing a kidney stone. Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. Passive-agression. PCP. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Pedophiles. Peeing a little bit. Penis envy. People who smell their own socks. Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. Pictures of boobs. Pixelated bukkake. Police Brutality. Pooping back and forth. Forever. Pooping in the soup. Poopy diapers. Poor life choices. Poor people. Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. Popped collars. Porn stars. Powerful thighs. Prancing. Praying the gay away. Preteens. Pretending to care. Prosti-tots. Pterodactyl eggs. Puberty. Public ridicule. Pulling out. Puppies! Queefing. Racially-biased SAT questions. Racism. Raping and pillaging. Raptor attacks. Re-gifting. Rehab. Repression. Republicans. Riding off into the sunset.

Ring Pops. Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians. Road head. Robbing a sperm bank. Robert Downey, Jr. RoboCop. Ronald Reagan. Roofies. Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. Same-sex ice dancing. Sarah Palin. Saxophone solos. Scalping. Science. Scientology. Scrubbing under the folds. Sean Connery. Sean Penn. Seduction. Self-loathing. Seppuku. Serfdom. Sexting. Sexual tension. Sexy pillow fights. Shapeshifters. Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. Sharing needles. Shiny objects. Shorties and blunts. Showing up to an orgy for the food. Silence. Sipping artificial popcorn butter. Skeletor. Smallpox blankets. Smegma. Sniffing glue. Sobbing into a Hungry-Man Frozen Dinner Soiling oneself. Some god-damn peace and quiet. Soup that is too hot. Spectacular abs. Sperm whales. Spontaneous human combustion. Stalin. Stephen Hawking talking dirty. Steve Irwin. Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Stormtroopers. Stranger danger. Stunt doubles. Substitute teachers. Sucking some dicks to not get drafted. Sunshine and rainbows. Surprise sex!

Sweet, sweet vengeance. Switching to Geico. Swooping. Synergistic management solutions. Take-backsies. Taking off your shirt. Tangled Slinkys. Tasteful sideboob. Teaching a robot to love. Team-building exercises. Teenage pregnancy. Tentacle porn. Testicular torsion. That one gay Teletubby. That thing that electrocutes your abs. The American Dream The Amish. The art of seduction. The Big Bang. The Blood of Christ. The Boy Scouts of America. The Care Bear Stare. The Chinese gymnastics team. The chronic. The clitoris. The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. The deformed. The Devil Himself. The Donald Trump Seal of Approval. The drama club. The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. The female orgasm. The folly of man. The forbidden fruit. The Force. The gays. The glass ceiling. The Great Depression. The Hamburglar. The hardworking Mexican. The heart of a child. The Holy Bible. The homosexual agenda. The homosexual lifestyle. The Hustle. The inevitable heat death of the universe. The invisible hand. The Jews. The KKK The Kool-Aid Man. The light of a billion suns. The Little Engine That Could. The Make-A-Wish Foundation. The milk man. The miracle of childbirth.

The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On". The People's Elbow. The placenta. The plot of a Michael Bay movie. The Pope. The profoundly handicapped. The Rapture. The Red Menace. The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. The South. The Superdome. The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. The terrorists. The Thong Song. The Three-Fifths compromise. The token minority. The Trail of Tears The true meaning of Christmas. The bermensch. The Underground Railroad. The violation of our most basic human rights. The Virginia Tech Massacre The World of Warcraft. Third base. This answer is postmodern. Those times when you get sand in your vagina. Throwing a virgin into a volcano. Tickle Me Elmo. Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop. Tiger Woods. Tom Cruise. Toni Morrison's vagina. Too much hair gel. "Tweeting." Twinkies. Two midgets shitting into a bucket. Unfathomable stupidity. Uppercuts. Used panties. Vehicular homicide. Vehicular manslaughter. Viagra. Vigilante justice. Vigorous jazz hands. Vikings. Waiting 'til marriage. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. Waterboarding. Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. Wet dreams. When you fart and a little bit comes out. Whipping it out. White people. White privilege.

Wifely duties. Will Smith. William Shatner. Winking at old people. Wiping her butt. Women in yogurt commercials. Women's suffrage. World peace. Yeast. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

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How am I maintaining my relationship status? How did I lose my virginity? I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______. I drink to forget ______. I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one. I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ______. I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ______ will be our currency. In a world ravaged by ______, our only solace is ______.

In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is ______ trapped in the body of ______. In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______. In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ______. In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______. Its a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______ Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______. Life was difficult for cavemen before ______. Lifetime presents ______, the story of ______. Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage. Make a haiku. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______. MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______. Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ______. Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is ______ stuffed with ______.

Sorry everyone, I just ______. Step 1: ______. Step 2: ______. Step 3: Profit. Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______. That's right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______. The class field trip was completely ruined by ______. The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______. The U.S. has begun airdropping ______ to the children of Afghanistan. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with ______ TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes War! What is it good for? What am I giving up for Lent? What are my parents hiding from me? What did I bring back from Mexico? What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? What do old people smell like? What does Dick Cheney prefer? What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? What ended my last relationship? What gets better with age? What gives me uncontrollable gas? What helps Obama unwind? What is Batman's guilty pleasure? What never fails to liven up the party? What will always get you laid? What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

What's a girl's best friend? What's my anti-drug? What's my secret power? What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? What's that smell? What's that sound? What's the crustiest? What's the most emo? What's the new fad diet? What's the next Happy Meal toy? What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? What's the next superhero? What's there a ton of in heaven? When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______. When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______. When I was tripping on acid, ______ turned into ______. When I'm in prison, I'll have ______ smuggled in. When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______.

White people like ______. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Why am I sticky? Why can't I sleep at night? Why do I hurt all over?

Aparently i am missing several cards from my v1.3 list. >.<

Text ______ + ______ = ______. ______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______. ______. Betcha can't have just one! ______. High five, bro. ______. It's a trap! ______. That's how I want to die. ______: Good to the last drop. ______: kid-tested, mother-approved. ______? There's an app for that. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ______ to all the people of New Orleans. After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti. Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______. And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______. BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______. Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical. Daddy, why is Mommy crying? Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice. Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ______. During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ______. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ______. During sex, I like to think about ______. For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______. Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ______.

How am I maintaining my relationship status? How did I lose my virginity? I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______. I drink to forget ______. I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one. I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ______. I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ______ will be our currency. In a world ravaged by ______, our only solace is ______. In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ______. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is ______ trapped in the body of ______. In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______. In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ______. In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______. Its a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______ Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______. Life was difficult for cavemen before ______. Lifetime presents ______, the story of ______. Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage. Make a haiku. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______. MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______. Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ______. Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is ______ stuffed with ______.

Sorry everyone, I just ______. Step 1: ______. Step 2: ______. Step 3: Profit. Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______. That's right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______. The class field trip was completely ruined by ______. The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______. The U.S. has begun airdropping ______ to the children of Afghanistan. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with ______ TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes War! What is it good for? What am I giving up for Lent? What are my parents hiding from me? What did I bring back from Mexico? What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? What do old people smell like? What does Dick Cheney prefer? What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? What ended my last relationship? What gets better with age? What gives me uncontrollable gas? What helps Obama unwind? What is Batman's guilty pleasure? What never fails to liven up the party? What will always get you laid? What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

What's a girl's best friend? What's my anti-drug? What's my secret power? What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? What's that smell? What's that sound? What's the crustiest? What's the most emo? What's the new fad diet? What's the next Happy Meal toy? What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? What's the next superhero? What's there a ton of in heaven? When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______. When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______. When I was tripping on acid, ______ turned into ______. When I'm in prison, I'll have ______ smuggled in. When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______. While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ______. White people like ______. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Why am I sticky? Why can't I sleep at night? Why do I hurt all over?

87 Special DRAW 2, PICK 3 PICK 2

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v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 DRAW 2, PICK 3 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4

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v1 PICK 2 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4

v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 PICK 2 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4 v1.2 v1.3 v1.4

Text A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw. A Hungry-Man Frozen Christmas Dinner for One. A toxic family environment. A visually arresting turtleneck. Another shitty year. Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar. Eating an entire snowman. Elf cum. Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. Gift-wrapping a live hamster. Immaculate conception. Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. Mall Santa. My hot cousin. Pretending to be happy. Santa's heavy sack. Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant. Socks. Space Jam on VHS. Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile. The Star Wars Holiday Special. The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. A box. A box within a box. A boxing match with a giant box. A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. An outbreak of smallbox. The Boxcar Children. A world without boxes. Boxing up my feelings. A box-shaped man. A man-shaped box. Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. The J15 Patriot Assault Box. A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. Two midgets shitting into a box. A falcon with a box on its head. Being a motherfucking box. Former President George W. Box. Pandora's Vagina. An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center. Casting magic missile at a bully. Firefly: Season 2. Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. Jiggle physics. Paying the iron price. Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall. Running out of stamina.

Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button. Loading from a previous save. Punching a tree to gather wood. Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines. The depression that ensues after catching 'em all. The rocket launcher.

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"Oops" kit given to misprints of v1.2 and at PAX 2012. A Bitch Slap One trillion dollars Chunks of dead prostitute The entire Mormon Tabernacle Chior The female orgasm Extremely tight pants Stormtroopers The Boy Scouts of America Throwing a virgin into a volcano Canadian Conversion Kit

Text A Molson muscle. A Tim Hortons franchise. An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. Being Canadian. Burning down the White House. Canada: America's hat. Don Cherrys wardrobe. Graham Greene playing the same First Nations character on every TV show. Heritage minutes. Homo milk. Karla Homolka. Killing a Moose with your bare hands. Mr. Dressup. Naked News. Newfies. Poutine. Quintland. Schmirler the Curler. Snotsicles. Stephen Harper. Syrupy sex with a maple tree. Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. The CBC.

The Famous Five. The Front de Libration du Qubec. The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Tim Hortons.

First Expansion, latest version 1.3 Text [italic]This[/italic] guy! [Ladle] Ladles. 24-hour media coverage A beached whale. A big black dick. A bloody pacifier. A crappy little hand. A low standard of living. A nuanced critique. A panty raid. A passionate Latino lover. A plunger to the face. A rival dojo. a smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool asian, and some whites. A web of lies. A woman scorned. An atomic wedgie. Appreciative snapping. Apologizing. Ashton Kutcher. Beating your wives. Being a busy adult with many important things to do. Being a dinosaur. Blaxploitation. Bosnian chicken farmers. Breaking nip slip news. Carnies. Clams. clenched butt cheeks. Coughing into a vagina. Cutting. Dancing with a broom. Deflowering the princess. Dorito breath. Eating an albino. Enormous Scandinavian women. Fabricating statistics. Finding a skeleton. Gandalf. Genetically engineered super-soldiers. George Clooney's musk. Getting abducted by Peter Pan. Getting in her pants, politely.

Gladiatorial combat. Good grammar. having a penis Hipsters. Historical revisionism. Insatiable bloodlust. Jafar. Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Just the tip. Leveling up. Literally eating shit. Mad hacky-sack skills. Making the penises kiss. Media coverage. Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament. Mom. Moral ambiguity. My machete. Neil Patrick Harris. NOOOOOOOOO!!! Nubile slave boys. Ominous background music. One thousand Slim Jims. Overpowering your father. Panty raids. Pistol-whipping a hostage. Quiche. Quivering jowls. Revenge fucking. Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. Santa Claus. savagely beating a mascot Scrotum tickling. Sexual humiliation. Sexy Siamese twins. Shaft. Slow motion. Space muffins. Statistically validated stereotypes. stockholm syndrome Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. Suicidal thoughts. syphilitic insanity The boners of the elderly. The economy. The Fanta girls. The four arms of Vishnu. The gulags. The harsh light of day. The hiccups. The Ooze The shambling corpse of Larry King. Tripping balls.

Words, words, words. Zeus's sexual appetites.

Second Expansion, latest version 1.1 Text A 55-gallon drum of lube. A bigger, blacker dick. A Burmese tiger pit. A dollop of sour cream. A magic hippie love cloud. A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. A piata full of scorpions A sad fat dragon with no friends. A slightly shittier parallel universe. A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River." A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. A sweaty, panting leather daddy. A sweet spaceship. All of this blood. An army of skeletons. An ether-soaked rag. An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. Another shot of morphine. Basic human decency. Beefin' over turf. Being awesome at sex. Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. Bullshit. Catastrophic urethral trauma. Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body. Daddy's belt Death by Steven Seagal. Dennis the Menace. Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends." Double penetration. Existing. Fetal alcohol syndrome. Finding Waldo. Fuck Mountain. Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. Grandpa's ashes. Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. Hillary Clinton's death stare. Intimacy problems. Jeff Goldblum. Living in a trashcan. Loki, the trickster god. Making a friend. Me. Mild autism. Mooing. My first kill.

Nunchuck moves. Oncoming traffic. One Ring to rule them all. Power Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game. Pumping out a baby every nine months. Rising from the grave. Scrotal frostbite. Some really fucked-up shit. Special musical guest, Cher. Spring break! Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. Survivor's guilt. Swiftly achieving orgasm. Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. The black Power Ranger The corporations. The day the birds attacked. The Google. The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney. The human body. The mere concept of Applebee's. The mixing of the races. The new Radiohead album. Tiny nipples. Tongue. Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots. Weapons-grade plutonium. Wearing an octopus for a hat. Whining like a little bitch. Whipping a disobedient slave.

Third Expansion, latest version 1.0 Text A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie. A boo-boo. A botched circumcision. A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. A cop who is also a dog. A greased-up Matthew McConaughey. A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint. A pile of squirming bodies. A PowerPoint presentation. A spontaneous conga line. A surprising amount of hair. A vagina that leads to another dimension. Actually getting shot, for real. All my friends dying. An all-midget production of Shakespeares Richard III. An ass disaster. An unstoppable wave of fire ants. Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.

Blood farts. Blowing some dudes in an alley. Buying the right pants to be cool. Chugging a lava lamp. Cock. Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. Demonic possession. Disco fever. Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy. Dying alone and in pain. Eating Tom Sellecks mustache to gain his powers. Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. Fisting. Flying robots that kill people. Gay aliens. Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. Girls that always be textin. Going around punching people. Having sex on top of a pizza. Having shotguns for legs. Indescribable loneliness. Jumping out at people. Letting everyone down. Mufasas death scene. My manservant, Claude. Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. Not having sex. Nothing. Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. Reverse cowgirl. Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. Samuel L. Jackson. Screaming like a maniac. Self-flagellation. Shutting the fuck up. Slapping a racist old lady. Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time. Some douche with an acoustic guitar. Some kind of bird-man. Spending lots of money. That ass. The entire Internet. The Harlem Globetrotters. The Land of Chocolate. The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chilis. The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn. The way white people is. Three months in the hole. Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. Velcro. Vietnam flashbacks.

Vomiting mid-blowjob. Warm, velvety muppet sex.

Text A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw. A Hungry-Man Frozen Christmas Dinner for One. A toxic family environment. A visually arresting turtleneck. Another shitty year. Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar. Eating an entire snowman. Elf cum. Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. Gift-wrapping a live hamster. Immaculate conception. Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. Mall Santa. My hot cousin. Pretending to be happy. Santa's heavy sack. Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant. Socks. Space Jam on VHS. Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile. The Star Wars Holiday Special. The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. A box. A box within a box. A boxing match with a giant box. A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. An outbreak of smallbox. The Boxcar Children. A world without boxes. Boxing up my feelings. A box-shaped man. A man-shaped box. Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. The J15 Patriot Assault Box. A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. Two midgets shitting into a box. A falcon with a box on its head. Being a motherfucking box. Former President George W. Box. Pandora's Vagina. An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center. Casting magic missile at a bully. Firefly: Season 2. Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. Jiggle physics. Paying the iron price. Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall. Running out of stamina.

Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button. Loading from a previous save. Punching a tree to gather wood. Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines. The depression that ensues after catching 'em all. The rocket launcher. Violating the First Law of Robotics. Achieving 500 actions per minute. Charging up all the way. Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying. Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character. Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees. The Klobb. Vespene gas. Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship. Full HD. The gravity gun. Reading the comments. 70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome. Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends. Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy. Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage. The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body. Temporary invincibility. The Sarlacc. Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt with pizza. Bowser's aching heart. Mario Kart rage. Nude-modding Super Mario World. An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds. Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca. The Cock Ring of Alacrity. Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep. A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform. Unlocking a new sex position. The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit. Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony. Turn-of-the-century sky racists. The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto. A fully-dressed female videogame character. Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family. Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo! Tapping Serra Angel. Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam! Legendary Creature - Robert Khoo. Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama. Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health. Getting into a situation with an owlbear. Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale. A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women. SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.

"Oops" kit given to misprints of v1.2 and at PAX 2012. A Bitch Slap One trillion dollars Chunks of dead prostitute The entire Mormon Tabernacle Chior The female orgasm Extremely tight pants Stormtroopers The Boy Scouts of America Throwing a virgin into a volcano Canadian Conversion Kit Same as the black cards, if you can give version numbers to the cards that would be very helpful. Please double check v1.3 and below for errors. Text A Molson muscle. A Tim Hortons franchise. An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. Being Canadian. Burning down the White House. Canada: America's hat. Don Cherrys wardrobe. Graham Greene playing the same First Nations character on every TV show. Heritage minutes. Homo milk. Karla Homolka. Killing a Moose with your bare hands. Mr. Dressup. Naked News. Newfies. Poutine. Quintland. Schmirler the Curler. Snotsicles. Stephen Harper. Syrupy sex with a maple tree. Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. The CBC.

The Famous Five. The Front de Libration du Qubec. The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Tim Hortons.

First Expansion, latest version 1.3 Text [italic]This[/italic] guy! [Ladle] Ladles. 24-hour media coverage A beached whale. A big black dick. A bloody pacifier. A crappy little hand. A low standard of living. A nuanced critique. A panty raid. A passionate Latino lover. A plunger to the face. A rival dojo. a smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool asian, and some whites. A web of lies. A woman scorned. An atomic wedgie. Appreciative snapping. Apologizing. Ashton Kutcher. Beating your wives. Being a busy adult with many important things to do. Being a dinosaur. Blaxploitation. Bosnian chicken farmers. Breaking nip slip news. Carnies. Clams. clenched butt cheeks. Coughing into a vagina. Cutting. Dancing with a broom. Deflowering the princess. Dorito breath. Eating an albino. Enormous Scandinavian women. Fabricating statistics. Finding a skeleton. Gandalf. Genetically engineered super-soldiers. George Clooney's musk. Getting abducted by Peter Pan. Getting in her pants, politely.

Gladiatorial combat. Good grammar. having a penis Hipsters. Historical revisionism. Insatiable bloodlust. Jafar. Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Just the tip. Leveling up. Literally eating shit. Mad hacky-sack skills. Making the penises kiss. Media coverage. Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament. Mom. Moral ambiguity. My machete. Neil Patrick Harris. NOOOOOOOOO!!! Nubile slave boys. Ominous background music. One thousand Slim Jims. Overpowering your father. Panty raids. Pistol-whipping a hostage. Quiche. Quivering jowls. Revenge fucking. Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. Santa Claus. savagely beating a mascot Scrotum tickling. Sexual humiliation. Sexy Siamese twins. Shaft. Slow motion. Space muffins. Statistically validated stereotypes. stockholm syndrome Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. Suicidal thoughts. syphilitic insanity The boners of the elderly. The economy. The Fanta girls. The four arms of Vishnu. The gulags. The harsh light of day. The hiccups. The Ooze The shambling corpse of Larry King. Tripping balls.

Words, words, words. Zeus's sexual appetites.

Second Expansion, latest version 1.1 Text A 55-gallon drum of lube. A bigger, blacker dick. A Burmese tiger pit. A dollop of sour cream. A magic hippie love cloud. A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. A piata full of scorpions A sad fat dragon with no friends. A slightly shittier parallel universe. A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River." A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. A sweaty, panting leather daddy. A sweet spaceship. All of this blood. An army of skeletons. An ether-soaked rag. An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. Another shot of morphine. Basic human decency. Beefin' over turf. Being awesome at sex. Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. Bullshit. Catastrophic urethral trauma. Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body. Daddy's belt Death by Steven Seagal. Dennis the Menace. Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends." Double penetration. Existing. Fetal alcohol syndrome. Finding Waldo. Fuck Mountain. Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. Grandpa's ashes. Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. Hillary Clinton's death stare. Intimacy problems. Jeff Goldblum. Living in a trashcan. Loki, the trickster god. Making a friend. Me. Mild autism. Mooing. My first kill.

Nunchuck moves. Oncoming traffic. One Ring to rule them all. Power Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game. Pumping out a baby every nine months. Rising from the grave. Scrotal frostbite. Some really fucked-up shit. Special musical guest, Cher. Spring break! Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. Survivor's guilt. Swiftly achieving orgasm. Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. The black Power Ranger The corporations. The day the birds attacked. The Google. The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney. The human body. The mere concept of Applebee's. The mixing of the races. The new Radiohead album. Tiny nipples. Tongue. Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots. Weapons-grade plutonium. Wearing an octopus for a hat. Whining like a little bitch. Whipping a disobedient slave.

Third Expansion, latest version 1.0 Text A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie. A boo-boo. A botched circumcision. A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. A cop who is also a dog. A greased-up Matthew McConaughey. A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint. A pile of squirming bodies. A PowerPoint presentation. A spontaneous conga line. A surprising amount of hair. A vagina that leads to another dimension. Actually getting shot, for real. All my friends dying. An all-midget production of Shakespeares Richard III. An ass disaster. An unstoppable wave of fire ants. Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.

Blood farts. Blowing some dudes in an alley. Buying the right pants to be cool. Chugging a lava lamp. Cock. Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. Demonic possession. Disco fever. Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy. Dying alone and in pain. Eating Tom Sellecks mustache to gain his powers. Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. Fisting. Flying robots that kill people. Gay aliens. Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. Girls that always be textin. Going around punching people. Having sex on top of a pizza. Having shotguns for legs. Indescribable loneliness. Jumping out at people. Letting everyone down. Mufasas death scene. My manservant, Claude. Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. Not having sex. Nothing. Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. Reverse cowgirl. Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. Samuel L. Jackson. Screaming like a maniac. Self-flagellation. Shutting the fuck up. Slapping a racist old lady. Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time. Some douche with an acoustic guitar. Some kind of bird-man. Spending lots of money. That ass. The entire Internet. The Harlem Globetrotters. The Land of Chocolate. The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chilis. The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn. The way white people is. Three months in the hole. Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. Velcro. Vietnam flashbacks.

Vomiting mid-blowjob. Warm, velvety muppet sex.

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PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C PAX East 2013 Promo Pack C 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack 2013 PAX Prime Pack

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Text After unifying the GST and PST the Government can now afford to provide ______ for ______. If ______ came in two-fours Canada would be more ______? In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on ______.

In Vancouver it is now legal to ______. Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes. CTV presents ______, the story of ______. O Canada, we stand on guard for ______. The Royal Ontario Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______

What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?

First Expansion, latest version 1.3 Text An international tribunal has found ______ guilty of ______. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ______! Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ______ has denied your request for ______. He who controls ______ controls the world. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ______. In a pinch, ______ can be a suitable substitute for ______. In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ______. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ______. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______. In the distant future, historians will agree that ______ marked the beginning of America's decline. Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ______ against ______. My plan for world domination begins with ______. Next season on Man vs, Wild, Bear Grylls must survice the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits. Science will never explain the origin of ______. The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ______. The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ______ is a basic human right. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits. What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? What's the gift that keeps on giving? When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______. When I pooped, what came out of my butt? Second Expansion, latest version 1.1 Text ______ would be woefully incomplete without ______. After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More ______!" Before ______, all we had was ______. Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ______. Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______. During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______. Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ______. I spent my whole life working toward ______, only to have it ruined by ______. I went from ______ to ______, all thanks to ______. If God didn't want us to enjoy ______, he wouldn't have given us ______. In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ______. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ______. Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ______. My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ______. My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ______.com/______. My new favorite porn star is Joey "______" McGee. Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ______. Only two things in life are certain: death and ______. The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance. The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ______. The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is ______.

This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______. This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom." Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ______ could kill you. You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ______ and ______ at the same time.

Third Expansion, latest version 1.0 Text _______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. _______: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _______! A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _______. After months of practice with _______, I think Im finally ready for _______. And what did you bring for show and tell? As part of his contract, Prince wont perform without _______ in his dressing room. As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _______. Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _______ in the workplace. During high school I never really fit in until I found _______ club. Finally! A service that delivers _______ right to your door. Having problems with _______? Try _______! Hey baby, come back to my place and Ill show you _______. Im not like the rest of you. Im too rich and busy for _______. In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _______ for all eternity. Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _______, I wont stop you. Just steer clear of _______. Lovin you is easy cause youre _______. Money cant buy me love, but it can buy me _______. My gym teacher got fired for adding _______ to the obstacle course. My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _______ and _______. The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _______. To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _______. Turns out that _______-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. What left this stain on my couch? When you get right down to it, _______ is just _______. With enough time and pressure, _______ will turn into _______.

Text After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by ______. Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ______. Jesus is ______. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ______. This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ______ to save Christmas. Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their ______. What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ______starter. You have been waylaid by ______ and must defend yourself. Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ______! In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ______. I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ______. Press [down arrow] [down arrow] [left arrow] [right arrow] [B] to unleash ______. The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ______. What made Spock cry? ______: Achievement unlocked. There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ______. In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ______. What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ______. "Oops" kit given to misprints of v1.2 and at PAX 2012. White people like ______. ______: good to the last drop. Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice. I drink to forget ______. Daddy, why is Mommy crying? Canadian Conversion Kit If you have a Canadian Conversion Kit in your deck please note the version of your deck and check for any of these cards. I still dont know what cards were introded in which version. v1.4 was taken personally by Text After unifying the GST and PST the Government can now afford to provide ______ for ______. If ______ came in two-fours Canada would be more ______? In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on ______. In the next Bob and Doug McKenzie adventure, they have to find ______ to uncover a sinister plot involving ______ and ______. In Vancouver it is now legal to ______. Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes. CTV presents ______, the story of ______. O Canada, we stand on guard for ______. The Royal Ontario Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______

What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?

First Expansion, latest version 1.3 Text An international tribunal has found ______ guilty of ______. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ______! Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ______ has denied your request for ______. He who controls ______ controls the world. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ______. In a pinch, ______ can be a suitable substitute for ______. In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ______. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ______. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______. In the distant future, historians will agree that ______ marked the beginning of America's decline. Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ______ against ______. My plan for world domination begins with ______. Next season on Man vs, Wild, Bear Grylls must survice the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits. Science will never explain the origin of ______. The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ______. The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ______ is a basic human right. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ______ and his wits. What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? What's the gift that keeps on giving? When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______. When I pooped, what came out of my butt? Second Expansion, latest version 1.1 Text ______ would be woefully incomplete without ______. After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More ______!" Before ______, all we had was ______. Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ______. Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______. During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______. Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ______. I spent my whole life working toward ______, only to have it ruined by ______. I went from ______ to ______, all thanks to ______. If God didn't want us to enjoy ______, he wouldn't have given us ______. In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ______. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and ______. Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ______. My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ______. My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ______.com/______. My new favorite porn star is Joey "______" McGee. Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ______. Only two things in life are certain: death and ______. The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance. The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ______. The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is ______.

This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______. This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom." Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ______ could kill you. You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ______ and ______ at the same time.

Third Expansion, latest version 1.0 Text _______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. _______: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _______! A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _______. After months of practice with _______, I think Im finally ready for _______. And what did you bring for show and tell? As part of his contract, Prince wont perform without _______ in his dressing room. As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _______. Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _______ in the workplace. During high school I never really fit in until I found _______ club. Finally! A service that delivers _______ right to your door. Having problems with _______? Try _______! Hey baby, come back to my place and Ill show you _______. Im not like the rest of you. Im too rich and busy for _______. In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _______ for all eternity. Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _______, I wont stop you. Just steer clear of _______. Lovin you is easy cause youre _______. Money cant buy me love, but it can buy me _______. My gym teacher got fired for adding _______ to the obstacle course. My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _______ and _______. The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _______. To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _______. Turns out that _______-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. What left this stain on my couch? When you get right down to it, _______ is just _______. With enough time and pressure, _______ will turn into _______.

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Flop sweat. Gilbert Gottfried's voice. Giving Anne Frank a drum it for her birthday. Giving the tumor a cutesy name. Googling "Betty White nude." Grandma's wet, sloppy kisses. Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of "go-go juice." Insisting that Jesus is technically a zombie. JJ Abrams puttinghis lens flares all over everything. Joe Biden getting freak on. Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit. Lego recreations of famous porn scenes. Michele Bachmann furiously masturbating with a coathanger. Mitt Romney doing a burlesque routine in a giant champagne glass. Monkey torture. My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane. Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits. Officially no longer giving a shit. Plato's Allegory of the Cave or some other pretentious bullshit. Posting on www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/ Pretending to be a malfunctioning robot. Pretending to have the hiccups. Pronouncing "quinoa" properly.

Racist ninjas. Raptor Jesus. Reluctant anal. Selling out. Sexy witches. Slightly more than 3 ounces of cum. S'more Schnapps. Steaming hot lemonade. Struggle snuggles. That "not-so-fresh" feeling. The combined fat from all of the Kardashian's liposuction procedures. The Mongolian Death Worm. The fabled green apple splatters. The Slender Man. The TARDIS. Touching each other's butts. Using teeth. Van Gogh's severed ear. Weaponized ebola. Wielding a toddler as a weapon. WINNING!! Yoga pants. If God didn't want us to enjoy ______, he wouldn't have given us ______.

Crabs Adjust Humidity White A beard longer than 12 inches. A $50 cup of coffee literally made from cat shit. A four-inch clit. A hamster with a throbbing erection. A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton. A prehensile penis. A sexually aggressive koala. A shockingly flatulent bobcat. A tossed salad. An bonobo. An asexual entire bottle of Jgermeister. An extra-large can of Bone Bashful brand Chinchilla Pudding Sauce. An or Inuit war club made from the penis bone of a walrus. An Oosik, overly-enthusiastic prostate exam. An unsurprising rash. Axl Rose. Bacon-flavored lube Bacon that can feel pain. Being born with a tail. Being kicked n the ovaries. Being raped to sleep by dickwolves. Belching out the lyrics to "Hey Jude." Bono.<br>Just... Bono. Bronies. Cockasaurus rex: the horniest dinosaur of them all. Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket. Costco samples. Death by food snu-snu. Droppin' the mic. Enrolling in clown school. Erotic balloon animals. Explaining how I got the nickname "Nibbleberries." Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Flop sweat. Gilbert Gottfried's voice. Giving Anne Frank a drum it for her birthday. Giving the tumor a cutesy name. Googling "Betty White nude." Grandma's wet, sloppy kisses. Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of "go-go juice." Insisting that Jesus is technically a zombie. JJ Abrams puttinghis lens flares all over everything. Joe Biden getting freak on. Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit. Lego recreations of famous porn scenes. Michele Bachmann furiously masturbating with a coathanger. Mitt Romney doing a burlesque routine in a giant champagne glass. Monkey torture. My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane. Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits. Officially no longer giving a shit. Plato's Allegory of the Cave or some other pretentious bullshit. Posting on www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/ Pretending to be a malfunctioning robot. Pretending to have the hiccups. Pronouncing "quinoa" properly.

Racist ninjas. Raptor Jesus. Reluctant anal. Selling out. Sexy witches. Slightly more than 3 ounces of cum. S'more Schnapps. Steaming hot lemonade. Struggle snuggles. That "not-so-fresh" feeling. The combined fat from all of the Kardashian's liposuction procedures. The Mongolian Death Worm. The fabled green apple splatters. The Slender Man. The TARDIS. Touching each other's butts. Using teeth. Van Gogh's severed ear. Weaponized ebola. Wielding a toddler as a weapon. WINNING!! Yoga pants. If God didn't want us to enjoy ______, he wouldn't have given us ______.

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Crabs Adjust Humidity Black ______: Just sayin'. ______: not even once. A wild ______ appears! You used ______! It's super effective! According to a new UN treaty, ______ now qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction. Ever since "the incident," every time I close my eyes, I still see ______. How did I get this restraining order? How did I hurt my back? How did my grandparents make it through the Great Depression? I ______, of for worlds. I am wasbecome once sent to the the HR destroyer department an incident involving ______, ______, and (allegedly) ______. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on ______---forever. I'm go build my own theme park! With ______! And ______! I'm gonna so hungry I could eat ______.

In my opinion, ______ is grounds for justifiable homicide. It took seven years in a remote Tibetan monastery, but I finally learned the art of ______. Oh my God! They killed ______! You bastards! PornHub.com's single most popular video features ______ and ______. Thanks to ______, I now have a crippling fear of ______. The best part of waking up is ______. The last three items on my "bucket list": Three bullet points from y OKCupid profile: parents ______,give ______, and most importantly, ______. Tonight on "My Super Sweet 16," Stephani's her ______. Tonight on "Supernatural," Sam and Dean are forced to confront ______ using only ______. What do we want? ______!<br><br>When do we want it? Now! What one of somebody, the rejected flavors for Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Whenwas I'm dating I can overlook ______ and ______, butBeans? ______ is a deal-breaker. Why won't they let me in Chuck E. Cheese's anymore? William Shatner's shocking new autobiography is titled "______: The Final Frontier."

Crabs Adjust Humidity Black ______: Just sayin'. ______: not even once. A wild ______ appears! You used ______! It's super effective! According to a new UN treaty, ______ now qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction. Ever since "the incident," every time I close my eyes, I still see ______. Gentleman, I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you her this evening. It's a long story, but it all began with How did I get this restraining order? How did I hurt my back? How did my grandparents make it through the Great Depression? I ______, of for worlds. I am wasbecome once sent to the the HR destroyer department an incident involving ______, ______, and (allegedly) ______. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on ______---forever. I'm go build my own theme park! With ______! And ______! I'm gonna so hungry I could eat ______. In a move that has Hollywood insiders baffled, the producers of American Idle have decided to replace host Ryan Seacrest with ______. In my opinion, ______ is grounds for justifiable homicide. It took seven years in a remote Tibetan monastery, but I finally learned the art of ______. Oh my God! They killed ______! You bastards! PornHub.com's single most popular video features ______ and ______. Thanks to ______, I now have a crippling fear of ______. The best part of waking up is ______. The last three items on my "bucket list": Three bullet points from y OKCupid profile: parents ______,give ______, and most importantly, ______. Tonight on "My Super Sweet 16," Stephani's her ______. Tonight on "Supernatural," Sam and Dean are forced to confront ______ using only ______. What do we want? ______!<br><br>When do we want it? Now! What one of somebody, the rejected flavors for Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Whenwas I'm dating I can overlook ______ and ______, butBeans? ______ is a deal-breaker. Why won't they let me in Chuck E. Cheese's anymore? William Shatner's shocking new autobiography is titled "______: The Final Frontier."

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