A Bovine Analogy

By Elton Camp The bull has the best end of the deal Because no discomfort does he feel Morning sickness is to him unknown Into no hormonal tizzy is he thrown He doesnt begin to gain any weight But, as before, continues to look great It isnt necessary he eats for two So just his regular meals will do When shes no longer nice and trim All the cows in the pasture belong to him While, about her, no other bull will care And wont notice that shes even there When her delivery time comes near The bull has not a single reason to fear No matter if she should strain and bawl Her discomfort wont matter to him at all