Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't.

Do you mean replace a burned out bulb with a new one? !ith design, logistics, manu"acturing, marketing o" #ust that single bulb there are many people in$ol$ed. %t could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. !hy didn't the octopus ha$e any "riends? &ecause they are antisocial creatures by nature. An owl and a s'uirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a "armer go by. (he owl turns to the s'uirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. (he owl then eats the s'uirrel because it's a bird o" prey. (here was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten di""erent puns hoping at least one o" the puns would win but, un"ortunately, no pun in ten did. )our mom is so "at that when she di$es into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger $olume o" water than people with less body mass. )o momma so "at she went on the *ubway diet and is now e+ercising regularly to lose weight. !hy was si+ a"raid o" se$en? %t wasn't. ,umbers are not sentient and thus incapable o" "eeling "ear. (hree blind mice walk into a pub. (hey are all unaware o" their surroundings, so to deri$e humor "rom it would be e+ploitati$e. A horse walked into a bar. *e$eral people got up and le"t as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. !hat is the biggest lie in the entire uni$erse? - % ha$e read and agree to the (erms o" *er$ice-