*Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**

Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?

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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai..

Sardar ka behnoyi
1 sardar apne behnoyi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya,
Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo?
Finally he decided and smilingly said
“In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”

Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum?

Student: main
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai
Magar
abu ab bhi peety hain
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Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola
“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai

Son:abu mein kaise paida hua

dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay
son:Bhai
dad:dua se
son:chacha
dad:wo b dua se
son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya

mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay

doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay
doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay
direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

Dosti phuddi nhi jo chud jaye,dosti gand nhi jo phat jaye,dosti lun hai jo
uthay to zamana hil jaye,or dost wo hai jo tatton ki tarah sari zindagi sath nibhaye

TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:

Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
short nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.