A Heroic Pit Bull

By Elton Camp Bruiser constantly roamed the neighborhood To live up to his genes, he did all he could He demonstrated by acts what Darwin did say Survival of the fittest is natures own way Therefore, weaker dogs he faithfully eradicated Those who would interfere, he intensely hated If an unfit human, Bruisers path should cross He was uick to show them he was the boss !hat human is more unfit than a little child Doddering old people drove Bruiser wild "any an opportunity our hero did take To demonstrate bite, clamp, hold and shake Instead of offering the praise he was due, # cretin father this wonderful dog slew "erely because his child good Bruiser killed, $uthlessly to hit with his car he was thrilled To good Bruiser, pit bull lovers a statue erected %or the father, a long prison sentence is e&pected

The outrageous murder of Bruiser was widely lamented