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I'm Not Pregnant, I'm Just Fat

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From the musical "R.R.R.E.D. a Secret Musical" Music & Lyrics by Katie Thompson
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woke up this morn - ing

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put on

dress

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have -n't

worn

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in

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three months

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or less. I stared in the mir - ror at my

bel ly and rear

and thought:

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"Dear

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God..."

So, I

ran to the store

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bought a test

and

ev - en though

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Copyright 2006 by Katie Thompson All rights reserved

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had - nt

had sex

in

so ve - ry long,

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I

knew

some - thing was wrong

with

me.

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peed.

And

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I'm not

preg

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nant,

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fat.

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not a

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sure of

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not

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ham and eggs;

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bun in my ov - en,

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just some rolls

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on my

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know it's

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not to be - lieve

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test re - sults

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front

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con - dom did - n't break. Ths

time.

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So,

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why

do

buy an - oth - er test

as

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feel both my breasts are

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GI - GAN -TIC,

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but don't

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pan ic.

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preg

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I'm just fat.

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that.

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not a


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ham and eggs;

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bun in

my ov - en,

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on

my

waist.

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friend's best friend's cous in's

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once

was

six months preg -nant

and she

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I'm not cra - zy,

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just fat and la - zy.

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know I've been try ing but se

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sick from the tic -tac's

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been ta

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jail for the "Mick ey's" So, I

guess that I thought that if

there were a God who

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sees us...

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he'd send me the

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fat.

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all my cash.

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not with

child,


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ham and eggs;

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just some rolls on my

waist.

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cakes.

No, there is no mis-

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take:

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