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had just gotten out of the shower and was running around in an online MMORPG called Tibia. This
wouldn't normally lend itself to boredom but the friend I played with wasn't online yet and I was
getting antsy killing trolls by myself. Finally my friend signed on and I said "I smell like shaving
cream." He thought this was random and ridiculous. So I said I should write a book about stuff like
that, I mean I'm always saying random things and I'm certainly not the only random person out there...
So was born the list. Of random things. To say. At random. The original concept is you're in an
awkward situation where you just can't seem to break the ice or it's just way to quiet and you're
growing uncomfortable so you randomly burst into one of the following phrases and lo and behold
suddenly life becomes a little stranger. Or try facing people in the elevator instead of just staring at a
wall and say something like "I've got new socks on." Guaranteed those people will go home that day
Some of these phrases came from my mouth, some from friends, video games, movies, tv
shows, websites, one came from a strange sign on a grocery store. I don't remember where I got them
all from, some are so popular only a fool wouldn't recognize them. Fortunately this list continues to
grow someday I hope it will grow up and become the list of 1042 Random things to say.
So here's to Random Things, and random people, all over the place. Hats off to all of you, and
thanks for making the world a stranger place to live in. Without further ado I give you the list...
7. I burp flies.
12. Bullshit!
58. Ni!
60. Once I finish with the humans I'll begin the war with the bees.
66. Shipoppi!
67. So it goes.
68. Someday I will conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys.
76. The boy's crazy, put him in one of those crazy buckets.
77. The giant space ants from Oobla control everything in our world.
88. We reccomend you have appropriate footgear for running away from parents.
90. When the repairs are done I shall hunt down that evil death bee.
92. When you travel the country you tend to lose a few things here and there
95. You are the one fortold in the prophesies told by...Frank.
110. You're going to a special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at
the theatre.
142. Cross the magic bridge to get the aardvark off the princess' nose.
149. I better get back to the lentil caserole before I get disoriented.
152. What are you thinking making a meal out of totalitarian vegetables?