A BAD CONNECTION

by Phantomimic

Phone rings in a hardware store.

-Hello

-Hi, I need to buy three hundred sixty-watt bulbs. Do you have that many?

-I’m sorry sir the connection is not very good. You said you need three
hundred…what?

-No, sixty watts.

-You need sixty what?

-Yes.

-Yes what?

-Yes, yes, watts.

-You need what?!

-Yes, sixty.

-Sixty what?

-Yes.

-Uh sir, I don't understand you, can you please give me your name?

-Will Knott.

-Why not?

-My name is Knott.

-Your name is not what?

-No, it is not Watt, it’s Knott.

-Not what?!

-Yes not Watt, it’s Knott.

-OK, we are getting nowhere with this, please tell me where you are calling
from.

-Juneau.

- No I don’t.

-You don’t what?

-I don’t know!

-You don’t know what!

-I don’t know where you are calling from!

-I just told you!

-No you didn’t!

-Yes I did!

-One more time, where are you calling from?

-Juneau!

-Listen buddy, go waste somebody else’s time……..

-Click.