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Steven Lares
Period 1
4/3/14
Fractured Fairy Tales - The Three Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs lived happily intheir own apartment complex. Due to their differences,
each pig has decided to liveina separate floor. The youngest pig had the top floor, the older pig had the
middle floor, and the oldest pig lived at the bottom floor. This was finelivingfor them Unfortunately,
their landlord, the Big Bad Antisocial Wolf had made it clear inthe lease that he would blow away the
entire floor should that pig not pay his rent or keep his apartment room inperfect condition. He would
do so regardless of the other animals livinginthat floor.
One day, the Wolf decided that the youngest pig had avoided his rent for fur too long. He stood
outside his door. ''I'm going to have that rent right this moment, or I'll huff and puff the whole floor
down!" The pig opened the door and told him"The only reason you are abully to me is because,
are jealous of me! I just happen to be perfect, but don't think for a second that I ama narcissist. I was
born perfect this way. Besides, you can't do that to me! I'm untouchable!" "Oh really?" asked the
Wolf And so, the Big Bad Antisocial Wolfhuffed and puffed the whole floor down and walked away
laughing. The pig noticed his neighbors approaching him ''Where are we going to livenow, this is
making me very nervous! I think I going to have another panic attack!" yelled his neighbor Wally the
Duck. ''Yeah, I'm also feelingpretty anxious about this, dad!" said his son, Wally J r. ''Don't worry, I
know the perfect place where we can stay the night" proclaimed the youngest pig.
The older pig had just put on his PJ 's. He decided that he was going to sleep to escape the
day's troubles. He heard aknock on the door. ''I don't feel like opening the door. I just want to sleep