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The Only Way To Get a life
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Spotlight
Mirfat: Pregnant? Not
me
Sassy and controversial
beauty Mirfat Musa is in the
limelight again. And without
mincing words, she talks
to Pulse about her dating
and pregnancy rumours as
well as her plans to start
hosting her own showbiz
TV show, plus all the juice
on why she believes she is
misunderstood, Page 6.
Hot Nigerian sisters
Their music careers are
on the right path and now
they seem to be concurring
Africa with their sweet
voices. They too come with
charming and irresistible
beauty. Pulse samples the
hot Nigerian female singers
enjoying the spotlight
today,
Pg 15.
The biz BBA buzz
Looks like the entire world
wants to see showbiz
bad-boy Shafe Weru and
girl-about-town Vera Sidika
representing Kenya in Big
Brother Africa (BBA) this
year. The judges could
have a different opinion but
the people have spoken.
And now, Pulse probes into
the BBA auditions across
Africa to get you some
of the likely housemates,
Page 17.
Second Feature
Dancing with death
You walk into an
entertainment joint and
suddenly gets attracted to
a group of ne looking girls
partying their night out. And
before you know it, they
trap you. Pulse exposes a
new culture in which young
university girls are milking
powerful and wealthy men,
Page 19.
P.12
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I
f you havent checked
out the new Willy
Paul Msa and Size
8 hit collabo Tam
Tam, then you are
denitely missing out.
Not so many people saw this
one coming. The lyrics are
tied around a well thought-out
storyline; Size 8 takes up a
big sister role to advice Willy
Paul on matters marriage
after a would-be agonising
time looking for the right life
partner.
Convincingly, Msa works out
everyones emotions and
seemingly parades the entire gospel fraternity around
himself, cleverly giving shout-outs to most of the big
ballers. He even draws in President Uhuru Kenyatta,
Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyokas names into the
narrative in his song. And there is no going wrong as
Size 8s mellow voice compliments Msas Bongo
touch to make what will no doubt be one of the
biggest hits this year.
Give it up to him, besides the little controversies that
keep stalking his singing career, Msa is dening his
position in the local showbiz scene and his mature
singles whose themes appeal to the masses always
lift him above the mucky waters. And dont be fooled,
the bad-boy demeanour is working for him.
This time, he is picking on a real issue affecting the
young man today. The lyrics touch on sex at a time
when the government and the stakeholders in the edu-
cation sector are held in a rather unlikely debate; that
of condoms to school pupils. It is the kind of motion
most parents like to shy away from, yet more than
ever before, hundreds of teenagers are indulging in
sex, many dropping out of school due to premature
pregnancy while others are contracting sexual
transmitted diseases. I think there is a genuine need
to have this sex matter discussed outside the closet.
Boldly, Pulse covers this issue that makes for our Cov-
er story today.
Mirfat has nally opened up about pregnancy claims
and gospel number one Rufftone, talks about his
coming marriage.
Talk is cheap, ip on!
P.21
Pulsers want Vera, Shafe in BBA
We all know that the count down to the
Big Brother Africa (BBA) is on and all the
participating countries are out making the
nal lists to what would be this years
contestants and so did we ask; who
would you like to see represent Kenya
this time round. These are some of the
responses we got on FB:
Babra Olive Babz: Vera is it.
Wairimu Muhika: Shafe and Vera should
represent Kenya this time round.
Violet Opili: I would like to see Vera and
Shafe in BBA.
Skumpy Elvy: The next Huddah...
Max Badazz: Shaf gonna drink all the
booze and will be investigating on
everyone. Winnie Joseph: Vera and
Shafe should get the chance.
Zack Austin: Vera and Shafe.
Flavia Kamonya: Mohammed Ali.
R-Shan Phonci: Vera should be the one
and there are so many reasons why.
Free naked shows, A** moments
and so on.
Shirley Shuma: Moham-
med Ali.
Shafe.
Cedric Oti: Shafe.
We need an intelligent
guy there.
Konstant Gadros: Cant
wait to see Sidika in that
chamber.
Rocky Royce: Shafe.
Adhiambo Kisero: Shafe and
Shanky Radics.
Mo Coolbriz: Mohammed Ali.
Miggy MC: Shafe.
GreenCulture Kenya: Shafe
and Shanky Radics.
Mulu Ndeti: Denitely Shafe.
Period. Am sure he will win.
Naigine Ochiel: Shafe is the guy. Vera
is a big joke.
Ted Malanda: Sonko.
Pacha Felix: Shafe.
DeejayMe SapuaY: Shafe Weru and
Mohammed Ali.
/ Page 3 PULSE MAGAZINE Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
Black Coffee coming to the
Carnivore tomorrow
South Africas Afro musical maestro,
Black Coffee, performs live in Kenya
at Carnivore grounds tomorrow night.
Nicknamed as the Godfather of South
African House Music, Black Coffees
orchestral performances and commit-
ment to soulful House music has become
a force to reckon with across the region.
The multi award- winning DJ spins along-
side local artistes and deejays includ-
ing: Cortega, Andrea, the Beat Parade
Band, Jack Rooster Sesi, Sean Fraser,
Francesco Bisleti, LA Dave, Norah and
French Connection among others. Kenya
Nights, Bacardi and Electraque host the
party. Advance charges are Sh2,000 and
Sh3,000 at the gate.
Michael Jackson Tribute going
down at Arboretum
Dahiri Entertainment, Ace Cards Enter-
tainment will host the Michael Jackson
Tribute, dubbed the Greatest Show on
Earth: A Tribute to Michael Jackson at
Nairobi Arboretum tomorrow. Celebrate
and relive the king of pop as DJs An-
dre, Nruff, Slick, Slim D, Maqbul, Martin
Kariuki, Dahiri Dancers and the Gogosi-
mo Band headline the concert. Advance
charges are Sh1,000 and Sh1,500 at the
gate.
Classics at the GoDown
The Kenya Conservatoire of Music and
the GoDown Arts Centre host a one of a
kind musical concert dubbed Classics at
the Godown, at the GoDown Arts Centre
this Sunday. The concert features musi-
cal pieces from the exhilarating Haydns
Surprise Symphony, Overture to William
Tell and Liberty Bells among others. The
Conservatoire Symphony Orchestre,
conducted by Levi Wataka, will perform
for the day. Charges are Sh300.
Trapped! at Alliance Franaise
Due to great public demand, Festival
of Creative Arts presents yet again the
hilarious adults-only comedy, Trapped! at
Alliance Franaise, Nairobi this weekend
starting today. The play is a romantic
ing directed by Mbeki Mwalimu and
features a cast consisting of Nick Ndeda,
Maina Olwenya, Yvonne Carter, Lulu
Wilson, Henry Gitau Ngogoyo, Wangari
Gioche, Janet Kirina, Rosemary Waweru,
Derrick Amunga and Johnson Chege.
Charges are Sh500.
Quins Bar thrill is it!
The Quins Bar, Kenya Harlequins and
J&B host the Booth party tonight. The
party, hosted every third Friday of the
month, takes fun lovers on an exceptional
musical journey and celebrates various
music genres including Afro-soul, Deep,
Tech and Tribal music. Deejays Somi,
CLUB REVIEW
VIDEO review
Video Review
T
he video begins with alluring
and strikingly lower angle
walking shots of Size 8 and
Willy Paul getting out of an
elevator. This initial scene is
then swiftly followed with shots of celeb
couples packed in a dinner setting; a
colourful setting with well-dressed charac-
ters.
Though not an ingenious concept, the two
artistes vocals blend in well and the
alliterations in the words making the duo a
perfect match. The video is well scripted and
its storyline commensurate with the images
in the entire video.
The clarity of images is superb, with the
colourful themes and well done makeup
making the video a joy to watch.
Withstanding the fact the clip is shot at a
single location the director manages to play
around with the different shooting angles
making the video pleasantly entertaining.
T
his is one of the most popular
night joints in Kisumu. The club
is mostly frequented by locals
and tourists visiting the Western
circuit of the Kenyas tourism
destinations.
It is spacious and has good ambiance and it is
known to attract great entertainment by top
musicians and deejays across the year.
It mainly attracts mature crowd and working
class clientele locking the door for idlers in the
region. Both local and foreign beers are sold at
the club. Whiskys and Brandys are equally
stocked at the club.
Monami is famous for the fresh sh and
chicken sold at affordable rates and thats what
most of the visiting guests like most at the
club. The Club opens daily. The club has a
sports theme set up with big screens for sports
lovers who wants to unwind their day in a
relaxing ambience.
The club offer fair service with the hot
waitresses and smartly-dressed gentlemen
taking your orders. All these comes in a lounge
setting, an adjacent high stools counter and a
spacious open area.
WASSUP
Panik and MC Martin Kariuki are the head-
line acts. Entry is free.
Vivians Hornbill treat
Singer and songwriter Vivian, she of the
My Dream and Woman in Love fame, hosts
the karaoke night party at the new Hornbill
in Buruburu Shopping Centre this and
every Thursday.
Aqua Blue hosts Divas Night
Celebrate the Divas Night party with plenty
of fun-lled activities, drinks and the
best music mixes at Aqua Blue Club and
Lounge tomorrow night. It is the curves
edition party showcasing the hottest and
curviest models in Kenya. Charges are
Sh500.
Its Incredible at the G Spot
Catch DJ Incredible as he spins and thrills
fans alongside DJ Schwartz at G Spot
Lounge in Westlands opposite K1 tonight.
He will host the incredible Saturdays party
tomorrow at III Bars.
G-Skype Rooftop Barbecue Party
Indulge in some of the worlds best meat
delicacies, interactive games and good
music courtesy of the Pull My Meat Roof-
top Party at G-Skype Rooftop in Parklands
tomorrow night. The event also gives up-
coming artistes the opportunity to show-
case their talent and promote their music.
DJs Burn and Dream are the headline acts.
Marabou goes reggae
Marabou Sports Lounge, at Highway Mall
opposite Nyayo Stadium and Supremacy
Sounds host the mellow mood Tuesday
reggae night, this and every Tuesday, with
plenty of classical reggae hits and great
beer and shisha offers.
Hypnotic at Sheba Lounge
Catch spinmaster DJ Hypnotic at Bac-
chus tonight as he hosts the Friday Nite
Live party and Hypnotized party at Sheba
Lounge in Mombasa the following night.
Combat Kitchen Funky Friday
Popular hangout joint, Combat Kitchen,
behind Trojan Petrol station in Thika,
hosts a series of parties this and every
week. The party starts tonight as DJ Chally
hosts the Funky Friday party and Mek We
Dweet party with DJ Nebba and emcee
Spicy Marshall this and every Thursday.
X/S Millionaires show
The new X/S Millionaires club on Baricho
Road hosts a series of parties this week-
end. Its the millionaires affair party spon-
sored by Ciroc and Johnny Walker with
DJ Joe Mfalme and the Xstenders dancers
headlining the party.
Party at Da Place
Kisumu entertainment spot, Da Place
invites you for a major entertainment thrill
this weekend. With two house DJs parad-
ed to host you, all is set for a great thrill.
Drinks go at affordable rates all weekend.
Ali B, Lenium for Miss Kenya
Mombasas nest emcee DJ Lenium and
award-winning singer Ali B will be the star
acts during the Miss World Kenya Kili
edition that takes place tomorrow night.
The event is just one of the glamour scout-
ing shows being held in several counties
as Kenya searches for her representative
to this years Miss Word beauty pageant.
The judges are looking for beauty with
brains, a contestant who has a clear
understanding on some of the common
Kenyan cultures. The Mnarani Club cer-
emony will also feature Lady Love Muzs
and Kaya International and in attendance
will be former Miss Kenya crown holder
Shamim Nabil.
Kidum in Kitui
Kidum heads to Parkside Villa in Kitui
tomorrow. The Mulika Mwizi star will be
leading an all night party at the spot. Entry
is Sh200.
ARTISTE: WILLY PAUL FEATURING SIZE 8
RATING: 7/10
TAM TAM REMIX
LOCATION: Kisumu
CAPACITY: 150 people, seated.
RATING: 7/10
MONAMI CLUB
[PHOTOS: ELVIS OGINA/STANDARD]
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HEAD2HEAD
BANANA REPUBLIC
Smallz Lethal
Pulse: How well is Raj in rhyming and telling stories in Kisii after
years of living in Nairobi?
Smallz: For someone born and bred in Kisii, he sure fumbles a lot while
speaking. He has to write it down rst like a pre-school kid to rhyme in
it.
P: If given a chance, what would you change on his rough gangsta
image?
S: I would drop the skinny jeans and Versace tops. His closet game is
wanting. He apes Kanye too much which is alright, except Kanye is
married to a real life socialite and not dating a MKU
fresher.
P: What pick up line do you suppose he would use on a
Kisii girl carrying a pot full of water from the riv
er?
S: Baby, inaki ogoteba (unasemaje) naeza kupele
ka kwa mami kisii, chini ya maji Gusii? He is a
mamas boy. His ideal date for any hot chic is a
sit-down with his mum.
P: If it were up to you, how would you style
his hair?
S: Jordan kipara ngoto. Honestly he is still in campus,
that old school look will suit his struggling music
career and campus look at the same time.
P: What is the wackiest line that Raj has ever come up
with that you have heard in any of his songs?
S: Napenda ngoma, na hii si bomba, so ni boma... from
the Nafsi Huru track in Friday After Class mixtape. What in
hell was that? I have tried to get it in all possible ways, I am
still scratching my head months later.
P: What do you make of his Illuminati antics of last year?
S: It was a desperate wannabe cheap move. Im glad he grew out
of it. Way to go champ.
Pulse: How well is Smallz in rhyming and telling stories in Kisii after a
many years living in Nairobi?
Raj: Smallz ni mshamba amelelewa ocha therefore he is pretty good at
it. He is a pro.
P: Given a chance, what would you change on his rough gangsta
outlook?
R: Shave his dirty Mau Mau locks, denitely.
P: What pick up line do you suppose he will use on a Kisii girl carrying a
jembe from the shamba back in his village?
R: Most likely he will steal one of my lines; Nina ndizi kwa toja, vioja,
ukionja kimoja ni voucher ni gift toka ocha.
P: If it were up to you, how would you style his hair?
R: Jordan. So that he looks like the young man he is.
P: What is the wackiest line he has ever come up with that you have
heard in any of his songs?
R: On his song Praise God he says, God created everything but me
and judge. What in hell?
P: What do you make of Shimoli-like Gangsta outlook of last years?
R: It was lame.
Smallz brings his local
A-game to the table.
Raj comes off as rather
mediocre with light punches
here and there. Smallz
takes this 2-1 in overtime.
Raj
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t looks like no one enjoyed team
Germanys 2014 World Cup win more
than Rihanna.
While attending the nal game of the
World Cup Sunday, the 26-year-old
singer got so excited over the soccer match that
she lifted up her shirt to ash some skinand her
brato the crowd. Dressed in black and white
sports gear, Ri-Ri showed of her black bra and
cleavage in celebration of Germanys win over
Argentina.
During the match, Rihanna also posed with fellow
celeb attendees like Adriana Lima, David
Beckham and Gerard Butler. She captioned one
shot of her and Lima with,
My fav came to say hi! Love this chick @
AdrianaLima.
But Rihannas celebrations didnt stop in the
stands of the stadium. She got to meet the sexy
German soccer stars later that night at Budweis-
ers Bud Hotel party and even got to hold the cup.
She posted a bunch of photos on Twitter while
celebrating with team Germany in Rio.
In one shot, she holds the golden trophy while
getting kisses on her cheeks from Lukas Podolski
and Bastian Schweinsteiger. In another, she
ashes a giant smile next to Miroslav Klose.
She also posted,
I touched the cup, held the cup, kissed the cup,
took a sele with the cup! I mean...... what is your
bucket list looking like bruh?
With Ri-Ri, one always knows that its a party
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Source: E! online
INTERNATIONAL 411
RIHANNA: FLASH IN THE FAN
Raj
Smallz
/ Page 5 PULSE MAGAZINE Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
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on the
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hand,
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coloured
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...but of
course,
one can-
not fail to
recognise
a hippo.
fashioncop
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Great wall of Chettle
Still, it wasnt me...
PHOTOS: PIUS CHERUIY-
OT, WILLIS AWANDU AND
FELIX KAVII/STANDARD
Domestics
This is the aftermath
ONE TOO MANY: The last thing this guy remembers
is ordering for a drink in a plastic bottle.
Haiya,
kapatikana!
Such soft skin...
Hassan, why is this
guy taking a photo
of us?
What is it you are
wiping of my face,
again?
Eh, kwani what
happened jana?
What? You mean
Usain Bolt also won
the World Cup?
How about we just
let the cat out of
the bag?
Boss, amka tuende
nyumbani... ni
asubuhi.
Ati end month?
Hata hiyo, ngojea
end month?
How about we go
somewhere with no
cameras...
Umesema hii picha
utaweka kwa Forbes
Top 100 list?
These two best friends have
some things in common.
As this guy came to learn, they
also have their blonde moments.
But then again, who needs to
be smart when you have a smart a**?.
Down at the coast, we
tracked down this couple...
Whatever hand life deals you, whether youre whining, being
whined at or smiling.
It turned out to be Hassan
Faisal and Sabby Angel.
Even though they
have been denying it...
Lets just say, actions
speak louder than words.
This boma was all peace and quiet.
Until the lady of the house asked for
some money.
He tried to explain, something to do
with the economy being bad.
As he was soon to learn, some ladies
cannot understand such things.
By being calm and wearing big,
horn-like stuf, youre good.
See babes, I need
money to go for a
shave.
Dont worry hun,
end month iko
karibu.
So, where were
we?.
At 19, I am a
business
consultant, after
clearing high
school last year.
Hata mimi
nataka kuwa
socialite.
Work? I twerk
for a living.
Wah, this is
where things
start getting
thick.
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To be honest
it started after
I was spotted
with a white
ball gown
during a night
event. At the
time I had a
tummy. But
does that
conrm I am
pregnant? I
mean, that
was last
year. Are you
suggesting I
have another
pregnancy
now (eight
months since
the rumour
broke)
MIRFAT: PREGNANT?
NOT ME
L
ike her or hate her, Susan Mirfat Musa, the
young beauty who became famous for her
awkward spat during an appearance at the
Tujuane dating TV show, is always rich
fodder for prowling paparazzi.
Forget the shocking episode that ran last year, soon after
she came out admitting her affair with a chain of celebrities
before another damning rumour; that she was dating a man
nearly thrice her age. Now Mirfat is back with a new stir.
It has nothing to do with Shafe Weru and Nick Mutuma,
the two top celebrities she had been said to be warming up
to. It is a pregnancy claim with the same man who
introduced her to celebrity hood that night she told her date
that she does not eat French fries on live TV .
I dont understand. You want to tell me that story is still
on, she reacts and so with a laughter as we start off with
this interview.
To be honest it started after I was spotted with a white ball
gown during a night event. At the time I had a tummy. But
does that conrm I am pregnant? I mean, that was last
year. Are you suggesting I have another pregnancy now
(eight months since the rumour broke), she jokes.
On the night when the rumour started, Mirfat looked really
heavy and she kept to herself for the best part of the night.
Speculations of the said pregnancy grew after she went
under. Many thought she was hiding from the public.
It was around the same time when Pulse established that
she was working closely with Bernard Kioko of Bernsoft,
whom we now conrm is still working with her to date.
I dont know why everyone out there is thinking I am
pregnant. I have heard all sorts of rumours but I am now
conrming that I am not. I am not expecting anyones
baby, she goes on.
It is true that the rather social beauty fell out with the man
she had been said to be dating early this year but that does
not mean she is single as she has gotten herself a new
catch.
It is true I am dating but the affair has nothing to do with a
celebrity as many have been speculating, she remarks,
ruling out former Big Brother Africa Kenyan representative
Malonza Chege, the man who some claimed is her current
boyfriend.
She was in a relationship, but it is no more, for two months
now, a source told Pulse, conrming that since, she has
moved on.
I am not disputing that I am seeing someone. The thing is
I want to keep it private so I wont comment further, Mirfat
counters.
Currently, I am focusing my energies on TV having
auditioned for several shows including KTNs Str8Up as a
female co-host. I am into TV production and I have taken
up a production role in KTNs Jaza Mistari karaoke show,
she volunteers.
The show that is hosted by Debbie Asila is a production of
Bernsoft, and that just conrms her Bernsoft link.
Since she burst into public limelight
through the Tujuane TV dating show,
controversy has continuously stalked
the sassy Susan Mirfat Musa. And
reacting to the current pregnancy
rumour, she tells Pulses ESTHER
MUCHENE; Yes I am dating but
pregnant, that aint me.
SPOTLIGHT
/ Page 7 PULSE MAGAZINE Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
with
Smitta
Smitten
SCENE AT
W
elcome home.
That was Thursday jioni wen I
landed at JKIA to be met by my
missus le Sharonova, much
missed in Munchen, twas a
straight dash from da airport to Westlands where the
re-launch of Smirnoff Ice waz takin place @ Hidden
Agenda (no tyme even to pitia South C, like the late
KRupts song, to drop my Munchen baggage). Downstairs
we ran into alumni Pulser fashionista Wairimu Githuka, n
upstairs the well-known gay lady boy Jaffar, whom I taught
kizungu wen he was in Praimo. (I got no probo wit da
homos). Jaffar waz hangin out, tho, with this hawt Indian
chiquitta (watt a waste of resources)! I met the chap who
had e-mailed me in Munchen about the event, Baron
Byron Osir, be4 Sha and Smitta were taken to table by our
cool host Wayne Wonder Fernandez n treated bitings.
Smirnoff tsar Evanson Mogekoyo Mbugua then came by
with a whole six-pack of the new tasty stuff, n Evanson, he
truly is tha coolest. After a bit o Smirnoff n shisha, I rocked
to the Hidden Agenda arena where tha excellent deejay
crew was having Pulsers do a dance burn out (n I remem-
bered da Smirnoff dance days, when we grooved ourselves
out);-) Pulse crew ka Kevo na snapper Davie were in the
house, n we hugged like long lost bros, which we are.
Leakey Odera, with his funky Marxist beard, was also
around, having organised the Smirnoff hostesses. As the
song tuendee tukawake, huko Nairobi West came on, Big
Ted Kwaka in an expe suit came to table, n we kumbukad
the days back in Weo n how far everyone has come/gone.
Certainly Big Ted has blown, with his State House Events
organiser position. And David cheekily aksed him: So
when is Pulse meeting President Uhuru? Friday (Serena in
italics) Nexx day after journey recoveries, twas jioni n time
for me, Sharonova n Jerry Cecil, to roll to Serena for the
Longhorn book launch of Julius Kianos Quest 4 Liberty
(the wife Jane K wud later dat weekend meet Prezo Uhuru
in State House, n present him with a book copy, I pre-
sume). I stood n chatted with Longhorn writer Kinyanjui
Kombani, my fellow PEN-man Alex Nderitu n award-winning
editor Nganga Mbugua, n of course our chit-chat was
cheeky, n our banter witty, ti hi. Githu Muigai, fresh from the
Hague, waz one of the VIP guests. We layter made our way
to The Man of the People, and he tole Sha how he tried to
instruct me in the ways of the Law, but I wandered off into
literature. Twaz attering to hear the AG say he is a fan of
my Men Only column on Sato (which is why Ive men-
tioned him on Scene@, to recruit him to Furahidayz. We
chekad kidogo how I had bashed one Dr Joyce Nyairo the
week before for daring to try sully the jina of the late great
Geoffrey Grifn, for whom we are still a-grieving nine years
after demise. (My high school pal Mark Mutua, engineer,
also passed on near two weeks ago in a road crash, so
SMIRNOFF, SERENA N
GITHU MUIGAI
sad, coz he waz funky). I recalled how Githu Muigai used to
tell stoodies to put away their Family Law notebooks coz
divorce is trench warfare n how he wud swing his BMW
keys in class n say, some of yu are only doing this course
becoz yu imagine, one day, yul own car keys like this. But
the Law is about making yur mind a German machine.
Wen I reminded the AG of this, he laughed, said: You must
be my second generation student. Wen I rst taught, I
drove a funny car n dispensed not wisdom but BOOM
TWAF from my car stereo. We then chatted with publishing
kingpins Musyoka Muli (Longhorn MD) and Larry Njagi (of
Mountain Top publishers), even as I envisioned my
supremo chicken lunches with Phoenixs Mwazemba @
hotel Boulevard. Twas nice to see Ahadi Trusts Stan
Smitta Bonus
NAIROBI NIGHTS
ANNOYING NAIROBI CLUB HABITS
W
hen a waiter cheats
a customer
You are in the club having
fun with your friends and
when time comes to leave,
you ask for the bill and all you see is shocking.
The waiter or waitress has doubled the bill by
Sh4,000 or even Sh6,000. She insists that it is
the right amount until you start breaking it
down. Then is when you discover that no one
on your table had a bottle of Balozi or even
those three kilograms of meat added there. The
attendant retreats again and says; Wait, let me
go conrm. In another minute he or she comes
back with the correct bill...and so with no
apology.
When the bouncer asks for a tip
You are going into the pub and the bouncer at
the entrance looks up and demands to see your
personal ID. That is when you discover you
have left it at home. He shakes his head, telling
you you are under age (even when he can still
see your overgrown beards). He then whispers;
Nipe yangu uingie. By then, you know he
wants a bribe. And in case you dont let his
wish, woe to you, dont even imagine what
force he will use to throw you out.
Girlfriends who bring entire clan
So you have asked this girl out on a date and
she is game. But when she gets to the night
spot, she is accompanied by six other friends,
all strangers! She introduces them to you and
ask them to sit and ask for their favourite
drinks. By the time you are done with the rst
round, your wallet is totally washed. That is
when you decide that something has come up
and you have to leave immediately.
Kamau, then chat heartily with dear amicus Sheila
Mwanyigah, who is now the ofcial choice as MC for smart
publishers during book launches.
First big up to Safari of Georgetown
Travels in tao who facilitated my ar-
rgts for multiple Deutscheland vis-
its, n at a great rate. Then my fave
cabin crew from this trip, Qatars
Kelly Wachira. This Sato well be
with Slaughter (n the rocking Hot-
Rod band) at Choma Zone Blix, Kar-
en, for deya re-launch. Tis the best
joint I cud think of for nyam chom n
vodoski, after a three-week diet of
Germanic pork sausages n Big Beer
kegskis in Bavaria.
Page 8 / PULSE MAGAZINE Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
Pulse: You are a producer, DJ, musician, composer,
instrumentalist and the list goes on. What cant you do?
Kagwe: Its never a good thing to be comfortable with your
strengths so I believe in pushing myself every day to not only
try something new, but become excellent at it.
P: You went as far as studying music at the University of
Southampton. Was this something you always knew you
wanted to do?
K: I always knew that music was in my soul and thankfully
the people around me have always supported my goals and
vision in my pursuit of happiness.
P: Having had the chance to live in different continents, what
is your opinion of our music industry?
K: I love all that comes with the music industry. In the last
few years we have seen Kenya being recognised for its great
art in many facets. Given the right amount of work and
support from corporates and the government, Kenya will not
just be thrown into the box that we now call world music; it
will stand against the rest of the world as a force.
P: Many artists have experienced resistance from parents
who preferred they undertake serious degree programmes
and different career paths. Was this your case?
K: Not at all! People often ask me, your African parents let
you do music as a degree and career? and my response is
always a chuckle and a Yes sir! My mother encouraged my
musical growth, taking me for music lessons, gigs and she
even introduced me to musicians in her network.
P: How did it all start?
K: My rst song was an Afro-house track I released in 2010
called Chips Funga. It talks about not being a chips funga
especially as a guy, which is a message that most men dont
talk about.
P: Who recorded it?
K: Trust you me, I did it at my makeshift studio, which also
turns to be my mothers kitchen pantry.
P: You have a way with getting the message out in your
music. Was your song Bad Girls based on a true experience
or do you just love bad girls?
K: Believe it or not, its actually not about bad girls. I use
bad as a euphemism for good and girls for Africa. It
appreciates two things; that I love my continent and women.
P: You are the genius behind Sauti Sols Nishike hit track...
K: Yes, I am actually the producer of Nishike. The publicity it
received was not unexpected nor was it new. Its a brilliant
piece with fantastic artistes pushing the boundaries for the
purpose of industrial growth. It may
have been controversial but so was
lipstick at a certain time.
P: Is that sort of controversy the direction
our local industry is taking?
K: It is all but a matter of public perceptions. Like
I said, women who wore lipstick in public were at
one point frowned upon being reserved for prostitutes
and the decadent. But lipstick doesnt have that
association attached to it anymore and in the same way,
we will soon evolve and our perceptions will too.
P: Besides being the success behind great hits by
known Kenyan artistes among them Eric
Wainaina, Muthoni the Drummer Queen and
other prominent names, you are venturing into
the world of acting. How is that treating you?
K: It is all great. Lifestyle was my rst screen
act. I had done plays in the past and I guess
screen acting is the natural progression. I
loved the entire thing. It was stressful like you
cant believe but thrilling nonetheless.
P: You have accomplished so much at a
young age, how is it that Kagwe is not yet a
household name?
K: Well that depends on whom you ask.
Different people know my brand for different
things. There is more to come. Ask me this same
question in three months.
SOUTHAMPTON BRED
MICCHECK
Is this Kenyas next big music producer?
After sealing a deal with Coke Studio for the
production of this years global music show,
23-year-old Kagwe Mungai certainly has his eye
on the prize. Pulses ESTHER MUCHENE nds
out why the new showbiz genius is worth the buzz
[
P
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T
O
:
C
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T
E
S
Y
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Believe it or not, its
actually not about bad girls.
I use bad as a euphemism
for good and girls for
Africa.
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Jalas piss
of mind
I
had just landed a big contract and I was so excited
as it was one of the biggest investment bids I had
ever received a nod from. Feeling rather happy, I
decided to celebrate with a couple of my friends by
throwing a bash. I must admit, I really drained a bit
too much. At some point, I needed to use the washroom but
upon making a knock, someone was already using the
services and was taking too long to nish his business. I was
too pressed and could hardly hold back so I decided to go out
at the balcony where I could do my thing without anyone
noticing. It was only after I had gone halfway my business
that I realised I was peeing on the neighbours clothes on the
hanging line and someone was right there, wondering how I
could make such a huge mess. The rest is history.
Jalango, entertainer.
CELEMBARRASSING MOMENTS
A date with
my father
I had just graduated from high school and with all the
freedom that comes with that age, I really wanted to experi-
ence the night life every other elder person always talked
about.
On this night, I convinced my girlfriend of three months that I
would treat her out in the best club in town. We were game.
You should have seen how excited I was. Now, leaving the
house was another headache. I had to cook a lie and excuse
myself from my dad who would not let my elder brother go out,
leave alone me. The deal was that I was going for a sleep over
at my cousins place, next estate.
Two hours into my club date, my phones ringtone went on and
guess who was calling; my dad.
Where did you say you were going, he thundered.
At my cousins, I responded with fear, my head buried under
the table.
You come out I take you home, he said to my shock.
He had actually followed me all the way to the club and had
been watching my girlfriend and I do all those...you know what.
As I walked out, his car was right at the entrance. His face was
red.
I am giving you license to party out, but you must grow up. If
it wasnt for that little girl, I would have forced you home. Go
nish with her and get home before it is late, he warned.
I have never felt so silly.
-Moss.
Reporting to the boss
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
Everyone has a moment they wouldnt like to remem-
ber.... I mean, that embarrassing moment make you wish
the ground would just open up and swallow you
alive. Well, a new journalist was out on assignment. It
was a press conference with this senior policewoman and
the entire media was there to get the big story. He was
feeling real informed and after shooting question after
another, he posed. I need you to go talk to your boss
about these issues, he said boastfully. Which boss, she
reiterated after which the reporter mentioned the title the
policewoman was holding. He was so embarrassed and at
that point, the other reporters started making a fool of him
telling him to do his homework. What a shame he faced
as the senior police boss showed him her badge.
JB, Reporter.
Page 10 / PULSE MAGAZINE Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
nerability to sexual violence. In campuses however, the
spread of HIV among women has been attributed to the
tendency for women to have sex in exchange for favours
such as gifts, marks and money.
The 2012 KAIS report points out this fact saying HIV preva-
lence is higher in women than men of the between the
ages of 15 to 24.
A news piece in one of the local dailies recently reported
that the high number of new HIV infections in Kakamega
town was attributed to the rise of universities in the town.
Accor d- ing to the news report, the
alarm was raised by
the National Aids
Control
Council,
which
said
The condom to schools debate wont go anytime soon. Neither will the
debate on sex education to schools. The harsh reality that teenagers are
actively in sex is out. And now as Pulses SOPHIAH MUTHONI breaks
down the facts, Pulsers arise to the occasion; Lets talk about sex
I
n their 1990s smash hit, Lets Talk about Sex,
legendary rap trio Salt N Pepa stirred up the sex
debate among young people - at a time when few
dared - across the world. The trendy urban unit
had ventured into an otherwise controversial topic
which most parents and religious groups had been shy of.
The songs lyrics were brutally forthright yet witty and
catchy, making it easy to pass the message.
Lets talk about sex for now to the people at home or in
the crowd,
Dont decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that aint gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Lets tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think its dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it... the lyrics went.
Decades later, it is with the same unease that the
current condoms debate has been
received. The showdown
between those advocating
condoms to be made
available to school children
and those against the idea
continues to heat up, one
can only wonder who will
carry the day.
The reckless sexual
behaviour by Pulsers in
social parties, school
and other social events
is only a secret to
those who burytheir
heads inthe sand.
The focus has
however shifted-
from them and to
children as
young as ten
feared
cent of these kids had no idea what a condom is, a clear
indicator that they were having unprotected sex. Only 22.1
per cent of those who knew what a condom was and
probably how to use it said they used it every time they had
sex.
It may be consolation- albeit scant- to know that 72.2 per
cent of the 12 to 14 year olds knew where to get condoms
if need be.
Dr Joseph Muleka, a sociologist at the University of
Nairobi, is of the opinion that allowing ten-year-olds to
access condoms and other contraceptives is rather rash.
These are isolated cases so I do not think we should
universalise this: that every ten-year-old is having sex.
Giving them access to condoms is another way of
facilitating the vice, even for those children who
would have otherwise not have thought of having
sex. Their curiosity will be sparked and they will
want to quench that curiosity, he adds.
Ten to 14-year-olds are however not under
the most vulnerable age bracket, which is
15 to 24 year olds; an age bracket
where most college students lie. This
age bracket is most vulnerable to
contracting HIV.
Campus students have been known
to engage in reckless sexual
behaviour with freshers being a
main target.
Different studies have shown that
women are at high risk of
contracting HIV than men due to
different reasons that include
physiological disposition as
well as their vul
COVERSTORY COVERSTORY
THE YOUNG AND THE RECKLESS
to be having unprotected sex.
This reason could be the motivation behind the introduction
of the Reproductive Health Care Bill that wants children as
young as ten to have access to reproductive health
services including the use of contraceptives without the
consent of a parent.
The Bill introduced by nominated Senator Judith Sijeny has
stirred uproar from parents, the church as well as teachers
unions. The sentiment across the board are similar... that
allowing children access to contraceptives will encourage
immorality and it will be an acknowledgement that kids are
having sex.
Whether we like to accept the harsh reality of children
having sex or not; the new Kenya Aids Indicator Survey
report (KAIS 2012) released by the Ministry of Health
recently will burst a few bubbles.
According to the report, 6.7 per cent of children between
the ages of 12 to 14 years old sampled for the report have
had sexual intercourse. The report learnt that most of the
children in this group started having sex when they were
just ten years old.
18.3 per cent of the same age group reported to have had
three or more sexual partners within the time they have
been having sex with 70.8 per cent reporting to have had
only one sexual partner.
These reports are proof that kids are having sex, but
are they being safe? What would drive a ten-year-old,
clearly without the wherewithal to understand the
ramications of sex, to have intercourse at such a
young age?
24.8 per cent of the 12-14 year olds sampled for the
KAIS 2012 report said their reason for having sex
was they just wanted to have sex. 21.3 per cent
said it just happened with 18.9 per cent they
had sex because they
were in love.
5.1 per
most students were having unprotected sex for nancial
favours.
Despite universities having agreed to have a core unit in
HIV/Aids to sensitise the students on the disease as they
start their lives in the university, students continue to throw
caution to the wind.
Solomon Mutembi, a recent graduate, admits that though
his debut to sex was not in campus but in high school, he
did not use protection. The encounter was not planned for
so I did not have time to buy or get protection. In campus I
did use protection, on and off. The use of protection would
sometimes be determined by the girl I was with. Some
would insist nothing will happen without protection and
sometimes I would have sex without protection because the
girl may have agreed to it when I least expected her to-
there is the fear that if you take too long she may change
her mind, he said.
For Lucy Njeri on the other hand, sex is a way to ensure
she has enough pocket money for the semester. She
admitted to having slept with older men some without
protection for money and other gifts.
I do not come from a well-off family and though my parents
pay for my tuition, they barely have anything to give me for
pocket money. I sometimes do not demand that a man uses
protection because I am afraid he will get angry and that
means I may not get what I am after, she told Pulse.
Despite living in the knowledge of the dangerous paths
they tread on, most admit to never have had an HIV test,
whether alone or with a partner.
Solomon for example admitted that he had never had a HIV
test. He however seeks solace in his steady girlfriends
status, which is negative.
Despite the escapades in campus, I nally went steady
with one girl and she recently got tested and it was
negative. That can only mean I am negative as well, he
said.
In a study published in Merit Research Journal of Microbiol-
ogy and Biological Sciences and done by Charles Wasike
on condom use in Mount Kenya University, Nakuru
Campus; 70 per cent of the students sampled used
condoms willingly to protect themselves from HIV/AIDS.
37.5 per cent deliberated on whether to use protection or
not.
The study however revealed the use of condoms declined
in students who had been in a relationship for six months to
a year onwards.
According to Dr Muleka, our behaviour is a product of the
society we live in. We are living in times where our
children and youth have access to all kinds of information.
You may dictate what content your child consumes at home
but you lose that control when your child leaves that door.
We should have candid discussions on matters sex so that
we equip them with information to make the right choices,
he says.
Different reports have indicated that though many
advocate for sex education in school, there are barely
enough personnel trained to take up the task. So
given the statistics between the most vulnerable
group in contracting HIV (15-24 years) and
the debut age group (12-14 years) into
sex and where reports say most
contract
HIV, what strategy should be
used to cover
our bases?
Two wrongs do not make
a right so if children are
having sex, we should
not facilitate it by giving
them condoms, Dr
Muleka concludes.
I do not come from a very well-off family and
though my parents in a way manage to pay for my
tuition, they barely have anything to give me for
pocket money. I sometimes do not demand that a
man uses protection because I am afraid he will
get angry and that means I may not get what I am
after..
/ Page 11 Friday, July 18, 2014 / The Standard
nerability to sexual violence. In campuses however, the
spread of HIV among women has been attributed to the
tendency for women to have sex in exchange for favours
such as gifts, marks and money.
The 2012 KAIS report points out this fact saying HIV preva-
lence is higher in women than men of the between the
ages of 15 to 24.
A news piece in one of the local dailies recently reported
that the high number of new HIV infections in Kakamega
town was attributed to the rise of universities in the town.
Accor d- ing to the news report, the
alarm was raised by
the National Aids
Control
Council,
which
said
The condom to schools debate wont go anytime soon. Neither will the
debate on sex education to schools. The harsh reality that teenagers are
actively in sex is out. And now as Pulses SOPHIAH MUTHONI breaks
down the facts, Pulsers arise to the occasion; Lets talk about sex
I
n their 1990s smash hit, Lets Talk about Sex,
legendary rap trio Salt N Pepa stirred up the sex
debate among young people - at a time when few
dared - across the world. The trendy urban unit
had ventured into an otherwise controversial topic
which most parents and religious groups had been shy of.
The songs lyrics were brutally forthright yet witty and
catchy, making it easy to pass the message.
Lets talk about sex for now to the people at home or in
the crowd,
Dont decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that aint gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Lets tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think its dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it... the lyrics went.
Decades later, it is with the same unease that the
current condoms debate has been
received. The showdown
between those advocating
condoms to be made
available to school children
and those against the idea
continues to heat up, one
can only wonder who will
carry the day.
The reckless sexual
behaviour by Pulsers in
social parties, school
and other social events
is only a secret to
those who burytheir
heads inthe sand.
The focus has
however shifted-
from them and to
children as
young as ten
feared
cent of these kids had no idea what a condom is, a clear
indicator that they were having unprotected sex. Only 22.1
per cent of those who knew what a condom was and
probably how to use it said they used it every time they had
sex.
It may be consolation- albeit scant- to know that 72.2 per
cent of the 12 to 14 year olds knew where to get condoms
if need be.
Dr Joseph Muleka, a sociologist at the University of
Nairobi, is of the opinion that allowing ten-year-olds to
access condoms and other contraceptives is rather rash.
These are isolated cases so I do not think we should
universalise this: that every ten-year-old is having sex.
Giving them access to condoms is another way of
facilitating the vice, even for those children who
would have otherwise not have thought of having
sex. Their curiosity will be sparked and they will
want to quench that curiosity, he adds.
Ten to 14-year-olds are however not under
the most vulnerable age bracket, which is
15 to 24 year olds; an age bracket
where most college students lie. This
age bracket is most vulnerable to
contracting HIV.
Campus students have been known
to engage in reckless sexual
behaviour with freshers being a
main target.
Different studies have shown that
women are at high risk of
contracting HIV than men due to
different reasons that include
physiological disposition as
well as their vul
COVERSTORY COVERSTORY
THE YOUNG AND THE RECKLESS
to be having unprotected sex.
This reason could be the motivation behind the introduction
of the Reproductive Health Care Bill that wants children as
young as ten to have access to reproductive health
services including the use of contraceptives without the
consent of a parent.
The Bill introduced by nominated Senator Judith Sijeny has
stirred uproar from parents, the church as well as teachers
unions. The sentiment across the board are similar... that
allowing children access to contraceptives will encourage
immorality and it will be an acknowledgement that kids are
having sex.
Whether we like to accept the harsh reality of children
having sex or not; the new Kenya Aids Indicator Survey
report (KAIS 2012) released by the Ministry of Health
recently will burst a few bubbles.
According to the report, 6.7 per cent of children between
the ages of 12 to 14 years old sampled for the report have
had sexual intercourse. The report learnt that most of the
children in this group started having sex when they were
just ten years old.
18.3 per cent of the same age group reported to have had
three or more sexual partners within the time they have
been having sex with 70.8 per cent reporting to have had
only one sexual partner.
These reports are proof that kids are having sex, but
are they being safe? What would drive a ten-year-old,
clearly without the wherewithal to understand the
ramications of sex, to have intercourse at such a
young age?
24.8 per cent of the 12-14 year olds sampled for the
KAIS 2012 report said their reason for having sex
was they just wanted to have sex. 21.3 per cent
said it just happened with 18.9 per cent they
had sex because they
were in love.
5.1 per
most students were having unprotected sex for nancial
favours.
Despite universities having agreed to have a core unit in
HIV/Aids to sensitise the students on the disease as they
start their lives in the university, students continue to throw
caution to the wind.
Solomon Mutembi, a recent graduate, admits that though
his debut to sex was not in campus but in high school, he
did not use protection. The encounter was not planned for
so I did not have time to buy or get protection. In campus I
did use protection, on and off. The use of protection would
sometimes be determined by the girl I was with. Some
would insist nothing will happen without protection and
sometimes I would have sex without protection because the
girl may have agreed to it when I least expected her to-
there is the fear that if you take too long she may change
her mind, he said.
For Lucy Njeri on the other hand, sex is a way to ensure
she has enough pocket money for the semester. She
admitted to having slept with older men some without
protection for money and other gifts.
I do not come from a well-off family and though my parents
pay for my tuition, they barely have anything to give me for
pocket money. I sometimes do not demand that a man uses
protection because I am afraid he will get angry and that
means I may not get what I am after, she told Pulse.
Despite living in the knowledge of the dangerous paths
they tread on, most admit to never have had an HIV test,
whether alone or with a partner.
Solomon for example admitted that he had never had a HIV
test. He however seeks solace in his steady girlfriends
status, which is negative.
Despite the escapades in campus, I nally went steady
with one girl and she recently got tested and it was
negative. That can only mean I am negative as well, he
said.
In a study published in Merit Research Journal of Microbiol-
ogy and Biological Sciences and done by Charles Wasike
on condom use in Mount Kenya University, Nakuru
Campus; 70 per cent of the students sampled used
condoms willingly to protect themselves from HIV/AIDS.
37.5 per cent deliberated on whether to use protection or
not.
The study however revealed the use of condoms declined
in students who had been in a relationship for six months to
a year onwards.
According to Dr Muleka, our behaviour is a product of the
society we live in. We are living in times where our
children and youth have access to all kinds of information.
You may dictate what content your child consumes at home
but you lose that control when your child leaves that door.
We should have candid discussions on matters sex so that
we equip them with information to make the right choices,
he says.
Different reports have indicated that though many
advocate for sex education in school, there are barely
enough personnel trained to take up the task. So
given the statistics between the most vulnerable
group in contracting HIV (15-24 years) and
the debut age group (12-14 years) into
sex and where reports say most
contract
HIV, what strategy should be
used to cover
our bases?
Two wrongs do not make
a right so if children are
having sex, we should
not facilitate it by giving
them condoms, Dr
Muleka concludes.
I do not come from a very well-off family and
though my parents in a way manage to pay for my
tuition, they barely have anything to give me for
pocket money. I sometimes do not demand that a
man uses protection because I am afraid he will
get angry and that means I may not get what I am
after..
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SPORT THOSE SHORTS
Denim detail
Fitting shorts with
denim pocket details
give the illusion of a
well-endowed bot-
tom. Couple with a
black vest for that
upper body
Urban Chic
Distressed denim
shorts with a slogan
crop top speaks noth-
ing less of daring. Give
it an urban chic twist
with chunky mono-
chrome heels.
Neon
Bold neon colour and
sheer print gives the
look an edgy spin. Pair
with some understated
shoes to give the look
that much needed bal-
ance.
Getting it right with these small
beauties can be a bit tricky and
one needs to rock their shorts
with the right combination of
attire to look grand, on shorts as
ROSE KWAMBOKA illustrates
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SPORT THOSE SHORTS
BY ROSE KWAMBOKA
MY STYLE
Pulse: In two words describe your style?
MM: Smart casual.
P: What inspires it?
MM: My fashion sense and my overall goal
to push the envelope in regards to how African
men dress.
P: What is the most weird fashion trend
you have ever rocked?
MM: When I was younger I rocked baggy
jeans and over sized tees.
P: Who is the best dressed person you
have ever met?
MM: Franklin Naikuni and Mark Masai.
They are both gentlemen who take time and
effort with their dressing. What they wear is
made to measure which is how any fashion-
able gent should dress.
P: What is fashion to you?
MM: I would describe my fashion in the
words of Francis Bacon,Fashion is only the
attempt to realize art in living forms and social
intercourse.
P: If you were to raid anyones closet,
which celebrity would fall victim?
MM: David Beckham; he has impeccable
style.
P: What is the most expensive fashion
piece in your closet?
MM: A bespoke suit I had tailored a few
months ago. It cost me Sh50,000.
P: What is your Very Important Piece (VIP)
in your closet?
MM: I love blazers, so it would have to be
my navy blazer.
P: What is the cheapest fashion piece in
your closet?
MM: A blue, grey and yellow striped scarf I
got for Sh100.
P: What fashion trend do you admire most
in guys?
MM: The invisible tie trend. Very dapper.
P: What fashion trend would you never
wear?
MM: Crocs. A few years back they were
very popular and liked because they were
comfortable. They are however, painfully ugly.
P: Your ultimate chill out look would be . .
MM: Denitely shorts, I love shorts.
P: Your fashion motto is . . .
MM: Being perfectly well dressed gives one
a tranquility that no religion can bestow.
P: Where do you mostly shop from?
MM: I am fortunate enough to be dressed
by different brands so I rarely go shopping.
P: On that note, who dresses you to event?
MM: At the moment, it is Jumia Kenya.
P: Which fashion designer do you admire?
MM: Ozwald Boateng because of his
trademark twist on classic British tailoring and
bespoke style.
P: Your ideal date would be dressed in . . .
MM: Something that she is comfortable
and condent in.
Michael Makori, is KTNs E-curve entertain-
ment show host
MAKORI
Cowgirl
For that classic vintage
look, go for a buttoned
down shirt. Add some
boots especially for the
colder months.
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his movie shall be remembered as
the last one the famous Paul
Walker did before his death in
2013. He serves as the strong,
stoic centre in a sea of a corrupt
and a rotten government to use his California-surf-
er good looks, quiet calm and strong physicality to
project the image of an appealing and reliable
action hero.
At the lms start, Lino must escape some of
Tremaines (Drug Lord) thugs after stealing a
massive stash of his cocaine and dumping it down
a bathtub. There is a thrilling opening sequence,
which allows the ripped, shirtless Lino to show off
his gravity-defying skills.
He leaps over bad guys, through windows,
down stairwells and across alleys. Their paths
should never have crossed, but when drug kingpin
(RZA) kidnaps Linos girlfriend, Damien reluctantly
accepts the help of the fearless ex-convict, and
together they must stop a sinister plot to devas-
tate the entire city. He teams up with walker, and
they form a team with a double mission. Walker
having been sent by his corrupt superiors, who
have placed a time bomb in the city, has to come
up with a plot to bring them down. Together they
must defy all odds, ght in unison or risk to lose
both the girl and the Brick mansions.
Thumbs up
Brick Mansions offers Paul Walker a bit more
range than hed enjoyed in his previous lms. He
gets to be funny. The routine stunt moves are
exciting to watch.
Thumbs down
The movie is unsurprising and puts all the
energy into jumping from house to house hence
neglecting the content and ow. With great
characters like Paul Walker and David Belle, a lot
is expected and great thrill should be compulsory.
Verdict
This is ultimately a movie about class warfare
and social oppression that is not all science
ction.
I want to know...
Rants&Raves
BY ROSE KWAMBOKA
1
. Even when the sun is
scorching, does Chris
Breezy ever get warm?
2
. Is it not unfair that we
are we often asked to hold
our horses while in essence
we have legs?
3
. Is there a piece of
clothing yet to be sung
about?
4
. On Facebook, why do
people nd it necessary
to post overly obvious
comments on current events?
5
. On graduating with an
undergraduate degree, we
are accorded the power to
read. Does it mean we did
not know how to read prior
to that?
6
. Surely, who looked at
a piece of meat stashed
inside a bun and decided to
call it hot dog?
7
. While still at it, what was
the person who discovered
milk from cows doing with
the cow?
MOVIE BAROMETER
1-2: Not worth your time
3-4:Needs work
5-Average
6-7:Good
8-10: Excellent
The views expressed in this column are
those of the writer and not necessarily
those of Pulse magazine.
BRICK MANSIONS
MOVIE REVIEW
BEST OF TWO
By ELEANOR NANDWA
By ROSE KWAMBOKA
FIVE IN THE CARDS By JOSPHAT THIONGO
Pulse: Beach or safari?
Judge Jo-1: Denitely beach, because its
calm and just beautiful. The breeze does
it for me.
P: Acting or singing?
J1: Singing is my passion.
P: Booty shorts or pants?
J1: Shorts are better for me; they aunt a
womans gure.
P: Beer or cocktails?
J1: Cocktails are for any occasion and
make one look classy.
P: Basketball or Rugby?
J1: Basketball does it for me. I love watch-
ing the game plus its more interesting.
Joanne Ball Burgess aka Judge
Jo-1 is a musician, more popularly known
as a judge in the Sakata dance show.
JUDGI NG
Jo-1
I n Ol i ks
vi ew
On his favourite genre of music.
At the moment I am into hip-hop, with Lil Wayne
being my favourite artiste.
On legends
The most inuential legend in my career has to
be Hype Williams.
On mens shoes
A mans shoe can tell you about his pocket, like
the ladies say, so you will nd guys wearing
one expensive shoe the whole year. However, a
mans shoe should be rugged and random.
On professionalism
Professionalism is the key to reinventing oneself
regardless of the career.
On video production
To achieve a good video, you need to have
an open mind, have the heart and the will, be
patient and most of all, have fun. You only live
once plus its never that serious.
-Enos Olik is a video producer who has worked
with artistes such as Rabbit, Octopizzo and
Khaligraph.
Movie: Brick
Mansions
Director: Camille
Delamarre
Cast: Paul Walker,
David Belle, Rza,
Catalina Denis.
Genre: Action, Crime,
Drama
Duration: 2hr 37 min
Rating: 6/10
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Yemi Alade
Well, the Johnny hit maker is the most popular
Nigerian singer right now. Besides her versatile
singing prowess and good looks, this girl has such a
sweet sense of humour that you can hardly fail to
notice her. She has only been in the music scene for
three years and she seems unstoppable with hits like
Ghen Ghen Love and Fimisile receiving massive
airplay. Yemi Alade is the girl of the moment.
Chidinma
This petit ever-smiling star behind the Kedike, Emi Ni
Baller and Jankoliko has been a force to reckon with
since she won the MTN Project Fame West Africa,
becoming the rst ever female winner of the
competition. Kenyans love her especially for her
energy on stage and her witty character. She is an
amazing star.
Omawumi
Give it to Omawumi, this vocally endowed singer
whose songs like If you ask Me, Stay Alive, Bottom
Belle are now club hits across Africa. Her second
album The Lasso of Truth is a wealth of talent. She
has awards to show for her great talent and yes,
Kenyans have never forgotten her great performance
when she visited Nairobi a year ago.
Tiwa Savage
Forget the little controversies around her music
career, Tiwa Savage is an awesome singer who also
doubles as a songwriter. This vocally infectious lady
behind singles such as Kele Kele Love has been
tested and proven over time and she seems to have
cut her own niche across Africa. She has been
nominated for a Grammy Awards and is currently one
of the biggest stars from the West African nation.
Waje
Recall that great vocalist in P Squares Do Me hit?
Waje is that girl! After launching her music career in
2005, her breakthrough came shortly with the release
of So Inspired, featuring Muna. Her collabo with M.I.
in the One Naira gave her great mileage and since
then, she has never looked back.
Asa
After releasing her self-titled album Asa in 2007, this
melodious girl has remained focused and she just
seems to win the hearts of many wherever her songs
plays. She is enticing and her passionate voice is her
magic force. Probably you just need to check out her
album Beautiful Imperfection.
Ebisan
Ebisan may not be popular in Kenya but she is one of
the fast-rising Nigerian singers having found her way
into public limelight through songs like Suru and
Dance with Me as well as the award-winning
soundtrack of the 2010 movie Tango With Me. She is
a versatile singer and her single Jowo is currently
enjoying great buzz.
Lanre
Lanre is a talented singer, songwriter and musician.
Her unique sound has been described as acoustic
Soul with inuences from her Nigerian heritage of
storytelling and Folk music.
Nigeria has produced some of the best female musicians in
the past few years, some of whom have become household
names in Kenya. PULSE proles the best female Nigerian
artistes you can bank on
NIGERIAN SISTERS
The Johnny hit maker is the most popular
Nigerian singer right now. Yemi Alade is
the girl of the moment.
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PHOTOS: DAVID GICHURU, ELVIS OGINA, FELIX KAVII and PIUS CHERUIYOT
SARAKARAY FASHION@LAICO
SPOT PESA@CLUB K1
SMIRNOFF NIGHT@HIDDEN AGENDA
GILLETTE WORLD CUP
KACHE LAUNCH@YAYA CENTRE
Designers Lynn Kayenje and Nuba
Elamin Buqisi looking lovely.
Ringtone and Annete Kaveni
share a moment at the event.
Spotpesa Brand ambassador
Wyre Da Love Child with his fans.
Jeremy Zaja was comfortably
sandwiched by the Samba girls.
Tv presenter Janet Mbugua and
Nailantei Kenga shared a moment.
Angie Hollard with a guest
at the launch of the line.
Nimo Gabby and Deejay Genius
conspired with their fashion choice.
Jowy Kibugia and Rita Kiriamiti had
their best smiles reserved for the papz.
KTNs Mike Makori and Wambui
Kay had to be on the scene.
Emcee Point Blank (L) and Deejay
Mr Fabz did the nger pose.
MIRROR MIRROR: Event organiser Peter
Mulei and Grace Kay in their best pose.
Model and TV presenter Sarah Hassan
and fashion designer Amariru Sam.
SANAA SACCO@CHESTER HOUSE
Trizah Rita (L) and Martha
Oliech looked adorable.
Luchy Pheny, Cynthia
Ruth and Olive Abachi.
SERIOUS MATTERS: Actresses
Adhiambo Opondo and Irene Kariuki.
Flamboyant Gor Semelango
and Alyss Keil.
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n
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eve-
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we got a call from singer
Shanky Radics and he is frantically
seeking for attention.
You guys are just talking about Vera Sidika,
Risper Faith and Shafe as the people who
auditioned for BBA. No one is mentioning
me, he says.
You auditioned, we ask the singer.
Yes I did, and I want to give you the
reasons as to why I want to represent
Kenya this year, he remarks.
Before long, he gives us a link to view the
Kenyan BBA auditions and before we can
access it, the clip is pulled off line.
I did not see many celebrities when I went to
auction but am told a number of celebrities
showed up. I not sure is Shafe was one of
them, he remarks.
Even though not a large number of hopefuls
turned up for the Big Brother Africa auditions that
took place at KICC a few weeks ago, it is
becoming evident that a number of popular
names in the entertainment industry showed up
for the selection.Besides, even as the panel of
judges get to the gigantic task of selecting the
Kenyan representative, entertainment funs
seems to have taken sides on who they would
preferred to see represent Kenya in the Big
Brother house.Top in the list are two socialites;
Vera Sidika and Risper Faith. The other names
being discussed in low tones include that one of
Shafe Weru and Jalango as well as that of a
popular fashionista. In the list is also said to be a
popular blogger and a media personality.
I dont want to do BBA this year. I did not
even audition, Risper told Pulse on Wednesday.
On Sunday, Vera reportedly revealed that she
had attended the auditions and that she would
really want to represent Kenya in BBA.
Last year, Veras name had been shortlisted but
the chance was given to Huddah Monroe. Shafe
Werus name had also come up.
According to sources, most of those who
attended with auditions could not justify
why they wanted to represent Kenya
in BBA.
I was asked to name some few
past BBA representatives and
what I remembered them for,
among other questions. There
was no stripping off clothes,
at least, I wasnt asked to do
that, one of the celebrities
who attended the auditions
disclosed to Pulse, however
assurance of anonymity.
Pulse can conrm that majority
of those who auditioned were
ladies of good looks.
It is the rst time BBA is hosting open
auditions in the 14 participating countries
ahead of the show that will have a fresh,
brand new theme. It will kick off on
September 7 and will run for 91 days.
Sources have it that this years version will
feature popular stars and it could be named
The All Stars affair.
They want to make the show more popular
and that is why they could go for popular
faces either in the music and arts industry or
the media, a source told Pulse.
Popular and controversial Ugandan
socialite Judith is one of the Ugandans said
to have been shortlisted along the likes of
Helen Lukoma, actor Marijan Hussein who
features in the Deception series and last
years participant Denzel who thinks his
early exit, last year, was premature.
In most of the participating nations, most of
those who have showed up for auditions
are social publicity seekers who in the run
to the auditions had been seeking social
media attention either by posting nude
pictures on the net or getting involved in
controversial incidences.
Dreadlocked singer Peace Ndlovu aka BaShupi
as well as popular actress Hillary Indi are
among those who auditioned in Zimbabwe.
The continental show is the most popular reality
TV show in the continent and it has been a
showbiz career launching platform for many.
BIG BROTHER, THE
STARS AFFAIR
SPECIALFEATURE
Looks like the entire world wants to see
showbiz bad-boy Shafe Weru and girl-
about-town Vera Sidika representing
Kenya in Big Brother Africa (BBA) this
year. And now, Pulse probes into the BBA
auditions across Africa to get you some of
the likely housemates
Risper Faith
Vera Sidika
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ets look back in 2002 when politics
changed dimensions. In the Ogopa DJ
stable a trio of rappers then known as
Kleptomaniax were hot on the scene.
With their rst string of singles on rotation
in radio, and remembered mostly for their success in the
Kapuka genre of music, which infuses a trip-hop blend of
dance and electronic pop, incorporating major of aspects of
the hip-hop culture.
Their debut album M4E (an abbreviation for Maniax Forever)
was released in 2005. Later that year the group received a
MTV Europe Music Awards nomination for the Best African Act,
an award won by Nigerias 2Face Idibia.
The year 2007 had the group extend their musical reach
further with opportunities arising to perform on tour in the US,
a deal and experience too sweet to let slip.
Skip forward to 2009, the group had a well established fan base
who waited in eager anticipation for the release of their second
album dubbed NITT (Now Is The Time) but were disappointed
after its release once rumours of the group disbanding to pursue
solo careers, surfaced.
From this trio one Collo King wa Rap remains the most visible
artiste. He not only commands the respect of audiences and
music lovers but also of his peers who often call on his star prow-
ess for their hits.
Since disbandment of the group, Collo has honed his writing
skills penning hits for some of the biggest names including Dela,
Kalekye Mumo, Amileena, Brenda, Tatuu and many more.
His latest, multi-genre-infusing single featuring STL and Mimmo,
Floss Na Wewe, was a great hit among his fans. With numerous
collaborations under his belt, his most notable features include
the mega hit Party Dont Stop with Camp Mulla, his P-Unit
collabo, You Guy and Hali Mahututi with Amileena.
Collo was a guest artiste on Big Brother Revolution.
He has toured the world performing in 26 states across the US,
Dubai, South Africa, Nigeria, Qatar, Germany, UK, Switzerland,
Australia, Sudan, The U.A.E and Asia.
Of late, rumours have been ying around that you have been
working with Nyashinski, are there any possibilities of a
Kleptomaniax reunion?
When asked this, he remains coy, only stating that Kelptoma-
niax made history and will always be a brand to reckon with
and they have been working on some projects.
Apart from Collo the musician and rapper/entertainer, there is
Collins Majale, the young entertainment entrepreneur who says
he advocates and celebrates Nairobis youth in sports, arts and
culture. He is, artistically, the creator. The realist.
It is this pragmatist that rates the Kenyan urban music industry
as one that needs work. The commerce beyond the studio
needs to be handled by an entirely different team and not the
creatives. Talent doesnt make money. Money makes money, he
opines.
So after a decade and more in the industry, is there anything this
father of one would love to do different?
Yes... just for once Id love to be the guy behind the camera, he
says.
'NAITWA COLLO'
TOTALRECALL
From his days as a third of the Kleptomaniax, Collo has been a visible
face to reckon with; from numerous collabos, song writing and even
working with other creatives in different projects and as KLEIN KALONZO
learnt, hes not done yet
The commerce beyond
the studio needs to be
handled by an entirely
different team and not
the creatives. Talent
doesnt make money.
Money makes
money
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t is a Friday evening. A group of four friends
are at their hostels. They tweeze one
anothers eye brows and apply nail polishes.
Their hair has been made just the other day.
They don their slightly-above-the-knee new
dresses and couple them with new stilettos and
clutch bags. When starting out in this business, they
used to borrow from one another. But business has
been going on well. They have been trapping rich
men every other week. As the girls make their way
out that evening, it is not only their giggles but aura
of sophistication that lls the air.
Like every other party night, here has always been a
mission. Tact A has been to dress like self-nancing
women. Thats done. Tact B: going to posh clubs
where they would lure rich men. A week ago this
group of girls partied away at a club somewhere out
of town. This night, some posh club in Lavington it is.
On this night, fun might just hit the ceiling. Their
mood exhilarates as they get stares from other men
while on their way to the taxi. They joke that they
want real men; twenty-something year olds are not
nancially stable.
Tact C: Behave like ladies of class. The girls buy
a bottle of whiskey. The songs they dance to and
their composure as they sip away is enough to make
the men around steal glances at their table. They
look happy, the kind whose life motto should be: we
dont need men to enjoy life. What the men dont
know is they are the reason they are in the club in
the rst place. It is a trap
I have seen this happen in clubs. The girls will buy
their rst expensive drink, creating the image of
independent women to attract tasteful men and
well-moneyed men. It is up to the girls to see who
they can roll with, says Moreen Mutethya, a
22-year-old model.
A man would invite the ladies to join his group of
old men who will entertain the ladies for the night.
What these men dont know is that most of these
girls are university and college students who invent
crafty ways to mint money from them. The new
scheme is to look the classy part for the men to
retain the standards.
Some girls prefer to hunt on their own. The girl would
sit alone, drinking her expensive wine as she
pretends to enjoy her company. Cheated by her false
level of sophistication, a man would approach her.
The man brags about how much he is worth. From
the car he drives, where he lives, his endless jobs
and how he can maintain her lifestyle. He orders as
many drinks; he knows he has to keep up or keep
out.
As it turns out, some of these girls get the rich men
from one of their sugar daddies. The girls would each
tell their men to inform them when their friends visit
TRAP TOWN
You walk into a posh night
club and nd a group of classy
looking young girls chilling,
enjoying expensive drinks.
Before you know it, you are
entertaining them and sharing
all your riches. You have been
trapped. Pulses ANJELLAH
OWINO explores this new trend
in which university age girls are
milking Nairobis rich men
SECONDFEATURE
the country from abroad. When one man is lucky to
have some of his friends visiting, the girls come with
her female friends as the men promise to make it
worthwhile, reveals a girl who called herself Faith, a
second-year university student.
Worthwhile here means many things: coffee dates, a
full furnished house, camping trips, road trips, ights
to cities within the country, money for upkeep and fun
activities such as swimming.
In another instance last year, a college student was
informed of new clients. It has been the informants
job to hook her up with men visiting the country. This
time, the ve men were from Congo who had their
own families back home. Their business trip led to
other businesses and since the girls oozed class,
they rented a mansion for the ve days they would be
around.
The girl invited her four friends to the mansion and
each had to pick one guy. All they did was to sleep
with them and eat for the ve days then later paid on
the last day, discloses a source who sought anonymi-
ty.
The source concludes: Most of these girls have
permanent sugar daddies on the side, who have been
keeping them well. But when other rich men come
along, they dont waste the opportunity. These girls
believe that their boyfriends are not nancially stable
enough. The rich men make sure she has everything.
The moment one of them stops spoiling her, she
leaves and gets another one.
The girl invited her
four friends to the
mansion and each
had to pick one
guy. All they did
was to sleep with
them and eat for
the ve days then
later paid on the
last day
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STUDSUP
FOOTBALL
MADE IN
GERMANY
G
ermany entered the 2014 World
Cup as one of the biggest
European favourites and lived up to
the pressure by knocking off two
South American teams Brazil
and Argentina to become world champions.
Germany also becomes the rst European side to
win a World Cup on South American soil.
Germany never relied on the lottery that is the
penalty shoot, choosing instead to rmly grab their
chances by the scruff of the neck. It was the
crowning achievement of what has often been
described as a golden generation. But more
precisely, it was the crowning achievement in the
careers of a few individuals and the conrmation
that Germanys goal of talent without end is now
upon us.
The seeds of Germanys 2014 World Cup win
were sown 14 years ago.
At the 2000 European Championship, the
Germans were thoroughly humiliated bowing out
in the group stage, and taking just a point from
three matches behind Portugal, Romania and
England. With few exceptions, the squad was old
and ordinary. Even a 39-year-old Lothar Matthaus
started in every game. But Germany, traditionally
stereotyped as a practical, industrious and
level-headed nation, set out to make their failure
a thing of the past.
It was at that moment that those in power at the
German Football Association (DFB) realised a
radical surgery of football management was
urgently needed.
Something needed to change for Germany to
once again be a world superpower in football. In
December of 2000, the DFB founded the DFL
(German Football League). DFL was created to
operate the two professional German leagues
(Bundesliga One and Two), oversee marketing
and distribute licences permitting clubs to play in
domestic competitions. Rather than hoping for the
stars to align, the league has been proactive and
invested heavily in academies. The words talent
without end are commonly used among the
bigwigs of German football to describe their ideal.
The Talent Promotion Programme was based on
the models of youth development that were up
and running in France and Holland. The DFB
hired 400 additional youth-football coaches, and
then it gave each of its 21 regional associations
around Sh120 million to improve scouting and
schooling at Under-13 level. Finally, the DFB
further invested on 120 youth-football bases
across the country where boys and girls between
the ages of 13 and 17, specically those not
already playing for a professional club, could
work with qualied, salaried coaches. In other
words, it was not so much an elite programme but
aimed at the grassroots level.
The DFL also mandated that all professional
German teams have youth academies. Require-
ments for these academies were meticulously
devised and included everything from coaching
qualications to the number of oodlights around
the training pitches.
The spread of talent in German clubs also means
young players have opportunities to prove
themselves in professional teams. Above all, the
league structure makes Germany an ideal
environment for youngsters to thrive. Almost
every region of the country includes a rst, or
second division club, and the fact that each has a
high-standard academy means few talents go
unnoticed.
Investment increased in academies each and
every year, with an emphasis on improving
coaching standards and focusing on developing
fewer bruisers and more technically adept
players. The result saw the emergence of a
young generation of international German stars,
players like Mario Goetze, Marco Reus, Mesut
Ozil, Thomas Mueller, Toni Kroos, Mats Hummels,
and Julian Draxler.
For Philipp Lahm (31 in November), Bastian
Schweinsteiger (30 in August), Per Mertesacker
(30 in September) and Lukas Podolski (29), the
post-2000 changes were of relatively little
meaning. Those four may perhaps be the last
German golden generation for a long time. And
Sundays match may well be the last World Cup
in which any of them compete, at least as
starters.
The way in which German football has risen runs
in stark contrast to the fortunes of English
football, which continues to falter at the interna-
tional level despite the Premier League being one
of the best in the world. The Football Association
can institute as many quotas on foreign players
as it wants, but that wont solve the systemic
issues plaguing the national team.
In addition, the FA is far too scared to try and
force the EPL clubs into any sort of investment in
youth football that forces them to put aside
individual interest for the greater good.
The DFB, on the other hand, wasnt afraid to be
proactive and take steps that wouldnt pay off
until years down the road. If the Bundesliga clubs
were upset, then that was too bad.
Expecting every country to follow the same
blueprint is impossible, nor is Germanys plan a
one-size-ts-all strategy. However, the basic
tenets are goals every football governing body
should strive to achieve. The fear for the rest of
the world is that Germanys squad was the
sixth-youngest at the World Cup and the
youngest to get past the quarter-nals. This
journey doesnt end here; in truth, it may only be
the beginning. Germanys World Cup triumph was
years in the making, and given the systems in
place, it doesnt look like they will be going
anywhere anytime soon.
One upon a time, talent without end was a far-off
ideal, a theoretical concept that may have
appeared far-fetched. Now, its paying dividends
to Germany in a huge way, as Africans squabble
over players allowances! It is a shame!
THE DEFINING MOMENT: Mario Goetze shoots past Argentinian
goalkeeper Romero
Germany never relied
on the lottery that is
the penalty shoot in
this World Cup
Every Friday
8:30 PM
2 people worlds apart,
2 different lives,
2 different careers!
The toughest challenge ever!
Swapping lives!!
Every Friday
8:30 PM
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Bust a fashion
move by rocking
stylish bustier
tops with a black
skirt for that
monochromatic
vibe, and then
crown your look
up with African
accessories.
Make a bold fashion
statement by com-
plementing a gallant
hairstyle with daring
fashion pieces like
this polka dot sheer
dress.
Pulse: Tell us about your ride?
Mohamed: Its called Vulcan Chopper,
800CC. I imported it from USA at a cost of
Sh1 million.
P: When did your love for bikes begin?
MO: I used to admire my uncle who had a
bike, when I was young. This admiration has
turned me into a diehard biker; its my life
now. Riding in an open ride is also therapeu-
tic.
P: Do you own any other ride?
MO: Yes, I have two other bikes; a Honda
Shadow that I acquired at a cost of Sh650,000
and a Yamaha Dragster, which cost me
Sh580,000.
P: What kind of attention does this
uniquely designed, roaring monster
attract?
MO: This bike literally makes heads
turn. The attention it receives is more than
I can handle, thats why I dont ride it
often, unless its an important occasion.
Ladies are the number one admirers, some
want a ride, others to take a picture.
P: What is the benet of owning all
these expensive bikes?
MO: I do hire them out for weddings,
fashion or video shoot, product launch or
activation among other commercial events
under my company Chopper Bike Inc.
Mohamed Omar is an avid biker.
BY SHEILA KIMANI
Street funk
BY PIUS CHERUIYOT
CELEBRIDE
Flaunt your
monochromes
comfortably
by matching a
checked shirt
with a crisp
white pair of
bottoms and
rocking them
with a comfy pair
of sandals.
Rock your sporty-
chic look by match-
ing up a funky thigh
high dress with a
cool pair of sport
shoes and top it
up with a colourful
beanie hat.
OH MY, OMAR
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M
any are still imagining gospel artistes
will slow down, that secular artistes
will bounce back, that the big buzz is
just a passing cloud. Now, if that is
your school of thought, be warned;
these guys are here to stay.
The truth the secular fraternity is failing to realise is that
gospel artistes are not just that anymore; they are
ministering entertainers who have repackaged their act,
rebranded the gospel face and embraced a contempo-
rary approach, stepping into the same zone secular
artistes used to call their own.
Gospel stars, now by far more popular than secular
artistes and for that matter more acceptable thanks to
the mass and family appeal their songs ooze have
learned the tact; the same Nigerian artistes have used as
their winning formula to hijack the African market, that of
making music that touches on the everyday social issues
affecting the ordinary man, and with that happy-party
feel.
Looking at Willy Pauls new jam, Tam Tam, featuring Size
8 you would know what I mean. Pundits will question
what is so gospel about the beautiful track, under the
same breath they questioned Ringtones Mziki ni Dawa
and Jubilation. They are still making noise about Jimmy
Gait and Papa Dennis Makeke, Size 8s Mateke and
Pistons Lingala ya Yesu the same way they used to
question ladies wearing trousers to church back then.
This is the truth, the same message Jaguar is trying to
give in his Kipepeo song and that Elani has in their Koo
Koo hit track is the same these gospel stars are giving.
They only difference is on how it is being done based on
the lyrics as well as the gospel-secular divide we draw,
sometimes informed by perceptions. It is the same trick
(and it is a good trick) Esther Wahome used when she
did her Kuna Dawa massive hit that ended up in the
disco clubs to a wide condemnation by the church them.
Then, back in 2007, that is when the gospel fraternity
began the grand onslaught, making inroads into the
space secular artistes used to hold. And they seem to
have got them at-footed.
Corporates (and this is where the big money for artistes
is) seem to have embraced gospel stars. Gospel artistes
have formed rm groupings and mapped the space ready
for the take-off as secular musicians continue to beef.
And trust you me, they will come and sing in those night
clubs and all those so-called secular concerts and no
one will ever recall, these are the guys who were limited
to singing in church during the Kasangas date. For this
is a revolution, the Kirk Franklin generation prophesy is
coming to pass.
WITH ESSCALIBAR
I
s it just I or does every girl in Nairobi
consider herself a model nowadays?
You meet a girl from the hood whos
appeared on one music video featuring
a fellow hood rat and, voila, shes a
model. The worst of this group of wannabes has
to be the gullible high school leavers. So just
because they felt they were the ish, perhaps
due to bagging some silly high school beauty
title or the attention they got from randy boys, it
creates this fantasy that entitles them to being,
wait for it, models. They get into a modelling
agency that rips them off with a ridiculous
portfolio for the few lucky ones. When it comes
to hobbies, modelling is always mentioned. So
serious is it that these dummies include it in
their resume while applying for totally unrelated
job positions. Cant forget the girls whove
appeared in a few adverts no one remembers
acting like they are the best thing your eye ever
saw. But the most hilarious ones have to be the
social media models. Her day is spent taking
seles and posting them as she feeds off
compliments from strange men and friends.
Perhaps borrowed from fashion bloggers who
feel they have the model status as they pose in
their little outts and silly poses. Not so behind,
is the facade that every big bootied girl
automatically qualies as a model as has
become the norm with this type popping up from
everywhere using that title. Within the same
league is those girls who have money, live big
yet they dont come from well to do families,
have no jobs or businesses but attribute their
success to modelling. In Kenya? Please! Not
even a kid can buy that nonsense. Yeah right,
miss entre-panua. Then there are those girls
you always see around celebrities, aka
groupies, but they would rather you call them
SO CALLED MODELS
EARONTHESTREET
THE GOSPEL
REVOLUTION IS REAL
models. Considering how they dress and
behave, they live up to the description of those
girls your mother told you to keep off. Ushers,
oh ushers, you never miss to see them in events
feeling very important unable to walk in the high
heels and short dresses that are made to wear.
But please dont call her an usher. She is a
model.
GAL IN THE HOOD
Debate on how gospel music has taken over and elbowed out secular music,
relegating secular singers to second spot, has been here for some time. It is a bitter
pill and secular stars have to learn hard lessons from this coup as Pulse Editor
STEVENS MUENDO analyses
When it comes
to hobbies,
modelling is always
mentioned
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t is ofcial, and you are
hearing it from us, pioneer
showbiz gospel rapper
Rufftone who is also an
ambassador; a Korea
public diplomat, is tying the knot
next week, Saturday.
During a one-on-one with Yours
Truly, Pulse, the Mungu Baba hit
maker conrmed that he will be
wedding his ance and girlfriend
of many years Krystal, who also
works with his Lampstand Records
recording stable.
I called you to make this ofcial
announcement to you as I didnt
want you to get confused by
rumours. I am wedding next week
and I want you to be my guests,
he told Pulse.
It is an invite-only affair and the
guests are still being conrmed, a
jubilant Rufftone disclosed.
The ceremony will be an outdoor
affair that will be held at the new
posh Boma Hotel in South C,
Pulse has also conrmed.
The two lovers were expected to
tie the knot last year but the plans
were held back due to family
commitments.
RUFFTONE,
KRYSTAL TO
WED NEXT WEEK
MINISTER INFECTED
ME WITH HIV
A model enjoying a lucrative job with a leading airline before
a former inuential Government minister asked her to resign so
that he can put up a business for her, is now threatening to spill
the beans on how the mheshimiwa misused her and left her
HIV positive.
The girl who is in her late 20s told a Pulse snitch that she
surrendered her well-paying job after she got pregnant with the
former minister who was back then giving her Sh250,000 for her
upkeep. The two parted ways during the pregnancy clinic tests
during what time she was diagnosed with the HIV virus. She
claimed the minister then dumped her leaving her to struggle for
both herself and the new-born baby.
JAY A SIGNS
INTERNATIONAL
COLLABO
Urban swag On Me rapper Jay A has his
eyes on big things. Unknown to many, the
rapper recently did a new track, Only U, in
which he featured Rwandese singer Nene.
He is also the youngest rapper featuring in
this years Coke Studio. Just like we all
predicted, his future is looking up. He has
signed an international deal which he will
embark on soon as the Coke Studio project
is nalised. We will be releasing the details
to you soon as both parties agree on
releasing this information. But it is a major
project, one of his managers told Pulse.
The international deal will feature a
number of collaborations with big-time
stars. We are all excited as we get him
ready for this big task, the manager added.
K1: THEY WONT STEAL
FROM ME AGAIN
Steve Kariuki, the youthful Mathare by-election contender, popularly
known as K1 in showbiz circles, treated a group of celebrities and support-
ers to a great evening of fun last Sunday assuring them he was condent of
clinching the seat during next months mini-poll. The seat fell vacant after
K1 successfully petitioned against the former MP.
They wont steal from me again. This time, we will sail through. That I am
sure, he assured.
The young politician, who is Bishop Margaret Wanjirus son, said he had a
big agenda for the youth of Mathare adding that the people of Mathare had
assured him their votes.
OVERHEARD
He rocked controversy about three months ago when he told
Pulse that he was still a virgin at 27 and now, every girl in the
Coast wants to get a piece of Erick Omtere. So could he be
getting bore than what he bargained for? Well, after announcing
that he was recruiting ladies for his new casting agency, the
showbiz newcomer was forced to content with an array of
beauties who dared him to rise to the occasion.
I think they just liked teasing me, the rather humble Omtere
told Pulse.
I was recruiting them for my new movie as well as a model
agency I am running and I just wanted to keep everything
professional, he noted. Omtere, who is also referred as the
King of Facebook in Mombasa is one of the emerging showbiz
faces in the region.
VIRGIN OMTERE
GETS HOOK-UP
A waiter who recently sought media attention claiming celebrated
entertainer Daniel Ndambuki aka Churchill slapped him, has been asked
to apologise to the showbiz guru by his bosses who dismissed the
slapping rumours as false.
After apologising to Churchill for the embarrassment last week, the club
management has now asked the waiter to explain why he wanted to paint
Churchill negatively.
The waiter had claimed that Churchill slapped him over an unpaid bill,
only for facts to surface that the original bill had been topped up with an
extra Sh4,000. He is the one who started the story so let him deal with it.
I dont think I want to comment on this, Churchill told Pulse this week.
Popular socialite Risper Faith has disputed reports that she conned a
former friend of Sh15,000 that he gave her to secure a house the two
were putting up at.
Edward, the man in the mix called the Pulse desk claiming that the
socialite asked him to give her the cash as payment to her landlord (one
Jimmy) only for the landlord to report that he had not received the money
after Risper moved from the Kasarani spot to an uptown Kilimani
residence last weekend.
The truth is that the landlord has my rent deposit and I only picked an
equivalent of the same from Edward as a compensation as I did not want
the long hustle with the landlord. I had been housing Edward, feeding
him, clothing him and God knows what... and I dont see why he is trying
to create a story from nothing.
Asked why she was housing a man, the socialite said: He is a broke a**
n**ga and since he was a friend, I was only helping him get his life
together. How can I date a man who cant afford Sh15,000 rent? He
should stop saying I was dating him. No! I dont date broke a*** men.
WAITER LIED ABOUT
CHURCHILL, CLUB SAYS
Cabinet Secretary for Sports, Culture
and Art Hassan Wario has appointed ten
people among them top entertainment
players to a newly formulated government
music policy committee. Some of those in
the ten-man team include Angela Ndambuki,
Ringtone, Nonini, Bernard Kioko and
Suzanne Gachukia.
GOVERNMENT
APPOINTS
ANGELA, RINGTONE
RISPER DISSES CITY MAN OVER
SH15,000, CALLS HIM BROKE A**
LIZ: IM NOT EYEING
SABBYS BOYFIE
After Coastal Films actress Liz reportedly got slapped by sensational
Tanzanian actress Sabby Angel for allegedly trying to steal her boyfriend,
Liz has come out ghting saying: I am not interested in Sabbys boyfriend,
I have my own.
The entire thing was a misunderstanding. The thing is, I cannot stop
another womans man from admiring me but that does not mean I am
interested with him, Liz told Pulse this week, responding to the incident
that took place about two weeks ago during a lm shoot that had to be
stopped for over an hour before the scufe could be contained.
That was a simple hiccup that I and Sabby sorted. It is now behind me,
she added.
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Name: Elizabeth Bana
Stage name: Liz
Career: Actress
Stable: Coastal production
The charming young actress is one of
the latest acting talent discovered in
Mombasa. Since her debut in the lm
scene two years ago when she rst fea-
tured in a Coastal Production local lm,
she has played numerous acting roles
in a number of productions. She played
a lead role in the Kalasha Awards nomi-
nated Poisonous Tears.
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