Hey Rebel scum,

My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious,
Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposi
ng the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any
of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star becau
se of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is eve
n worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perf
ect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base burin
g the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sport
s do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straig
ht good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed
some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in
to the Empire. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my blaster rifle
#C4Pr-1Z{
/v/ and /pol/ meets again.
Can a game any more political than this?
Nords(Whites), a fair skinned people get oppressed by rather darker Imperials(Je
ws). A few Nords are starting to wake up and revolt(White Nationalists), but oth
er Nords(White Liberals) just consider them traitors or fools. Dark Elves(Native
Americans) are devastated because of a disaster that happened to them, while Br
etons, who are a mix of Dark Elves and Nords(Latinos) make up the lower class of
the society. Dark skinned Redguards(Muslims) who are a strict and Conservative
group, are used by the Imperials to weaken Nords(immigration). Khajiit are thiev
es and merchants who are nomadic(Gypsies). Orcs(Blacks) are aggressive, dumb and
strong, they hate anyone but Bretons and live in their own communities and they
usually cause trouble.
Meanwhile, yellow skinned Elves who live through an ocean, plan an assault.
You have access to a time machine which allows you to go back to the year zero w
hen Jesus was born. You are armed with a sniper rifle and have the opportunity t
o put the fucker down for good, eliminating two milennia of stunting of scientif
ic discovery and invention.
Question is, do you take the shot?

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I'm absolutely delighted to see this shit on /sp/. This isn't just bro culture.
This is absolutely-based-getting-your-dick-sucked-by-2-women culture. You alphas
have woken up and realized this is a board for not JUST for sports, but also gr
oup bonding. Keep this shit on /sp/. All of you have multiple girlfriends, and c
ome here to talk about how you turned down an 8/10 because you can do better. Th
en the other 50 of alphas on this board will hit you up with the "I know that fe
el, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are no sports on right now,
and the ones that are on are boring. Well guess fucking what? I care! If you wa
nt to talk about your good feels with other alpha males, do it on this board and
also down at your local nightclub. You heroes need to stay on this board and an
d keep making worthwhile contributions. 10/10 Bro culture.
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