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12 Bad Auditions

lyrics by Andrew Byrne and Mark Blankenship

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Um, I know we gave you 54 pages of sides to learn,
but were only hearing page 9, starting on the high C.
Were looking for a cross between Julie Andrews and
Harvey Fierstein, with more heart, and funnier...

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