******* cool jokes********

***** I love u

I love u

I love u

I love u

I love u a lot.

I love u like crazy!

coz Menaka Gandhi said luv animals!

***** Gujju's wife's birthday & he had no money so he sent a chq written"a 100
kisses "when he return home his wife said thnks for chq, i got it cashd frm bnk
manager

**** Heaven is when u have german car,american salary,chinese food & indian
wife.Hell is when car is chinese,food american and salary indian!

*** I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on earth,
but then i thought..,,..,,..,,..............................SUICIDE is a crime!

**** KOi apni biwi ka Antim Sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se barish suru hui. Dukhi aadmi bola: "lagta hai pahunch
gai."

**** Shahjahan Ne TajMahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha

Har Meenar Ko Dekha
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha
Har Khidki se dekha
Aur Bola..
MAA KASAM!! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!

**** Sorry to disturb u , but u must be a friend of Sam .. Can u inform him that
his cell is with me. He left it on my bed last nite. THANX- AISHWARIA RAI

**** EK AADMI NE EK SADHU SE KAHA MAHARAJ, "MERI BIWI MUJHE BOHAT PARESHAN KARTI
HAY" KOI UPAYE BATAIYE, SADHU BOLA, "AGAR KOI UPAYE HOTA TO MAY SADHU KYON BANTA"

**** Pathan se dosti, jan Ko khatra. Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra Daru se
dosti, Liver ko Khatra. Bhai se dosti, jine ka khatra. Apse dosti SMS ka KHATRA

**** 2 snakes sitting in jungle,female snake tried to kiss the male snake.suddenly
male snake turned & started singing,'Jaher hai k pyar hai tera chumma'.

**** Dil hai to pyar hai,

pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dard hai to
'ZANDU BAM' hai...!!
Lagalena
**** Din ko chain nahi Raat ko aram nahi Jee na lagay kahen Aay khuda kya yahi
pyar hai Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi, Aaj ka temperature 43 degree hai

**** ek tum ho ki kitne achhe ho �k tum ho ki kitne pyare ho ek tum ho ki kitne

smart ho ek tum ho ki kitne sachche ho aur ek hum hai jo jhuth bole ja rahe hai

**** Evolution of man: Shaddi se pehle HERO NO 1 ,Shaddi ke baad COOLIE NO 1 ,

Shaddi se pehle MEINE PYAR KIYA ,Shaddi ke baad YEH MEINE KYA KIYa

**** maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere
baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

**** In Case Of "FIRE" Press-Down Abe Sardar Not Now.. In Case Of FiRE Only..!!
Sardar Ke Jokes Padh Padh Ke Tu bhi.. TARARARA? : )