Beginning

Gul Khile Gulshan khile aur khile Guldaste

Talent ki shuruat se pehle aap sab ko hamara namaste
At the end
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Khali Ek Comm. Student hi samaj sakta hai ki use kitni khushi hoti hai jab balance sheet ki
dono sides tally ho jati hai
And only a science student can understand how much great it feels when he proved LHS=RHS
BEFORE 11
2

TH

COMMERCE PERFORMANCE

Commerce ke Student Agar Film Banaye to Filmo ke Naam Kya Honge-

Kabhi debit kabhi credit.

.Hum accounts ke diwane hai.
Hum profit pe marte hai.
Hum tax de chuke sanam.
Hamara calculator aapke paas hai.
C.A. kia to darna kya.
Commerce se accha kon hai.
Om Tally Om
Cash Balance Wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main Voucher ki Diwani Hoon
Kaho Na Cash Hain
Cheque de India...
Rab ne miladi balance shit.
Aise hote hain Commerce ke students To aiye dekhte hain unki performance kaise hoti hai
Pls put ur hands together for the students of 11th C or D

BEFORE 12 TH COMMERCE PERFORMANCE

Dhiraj :- To ab aa rahe hainAb kon aane wala hai
Priyanka :- Ab 12th Commerce wale aane wale hain
Dhiraj :- To unka Intro to de Khadi kya hai
Priyanka :- Script Tere pass hai To intro bhi to hi de Mujhe kya bol raha hai
Dhiraj :- Mere pas nahi hai koi script wript tere pas hi to thi
Priyanka :- Tere pas thi
Dhiraj :- Tere pas thi ( 2 times repeat)
Priyanka :- Are yaar chood yahan sab beth kar wait kar rahe hain aur to.
To pls welcome d students of 12th Commerce
Before 11th Science Performance
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Once a Science student was crying An Old man came to him and asked Why
are u crying Whats the matter dear? The Student answered Matter is anything that
has mass and takes up space
To lets see ki padhai ko itna seriously lene wale sci. students physics ke law use kar ke
chemistry ke chemical reactions karke aur maths ke formula use kar ke kaisi
performance dete hain
To Taliyon ke saath welcome the students of 11th Science